Chapter 61 Wine Table Culture
"Well, I'm promoted, so I'm not going to celebrate." After a while of fuss, Xiao Minghua said formally.
"Don't worry about not getting promoted. We brothers haven't gotten together for a while, so that's what I meant!" Zhu Yiming said, "Let's call a few more people tomorrow night, and the crowd will be more lively. Then I'll get you there
I won’t make any phone calls if Xiao Mazi takes it with me. I’ll just stay in Julongdu and find a larger private room then.”
"Hey, are you rich now? It seems that this beating was worth it. Did you receive a lot of red envelopes?" Xiao Minghua has been exposed to the worldly customs in officialdom since he was a child. How can he not learn from it?
"You're such a dog with no teeth to spit out. I'm kind enough to invite you to dinner, but you're trying to trick me into giving me a meal."
"Thank you, I won't bother you anymore. Besides, if I get beaten and don't get the red envelope, I'm in bad luck. By the way, I'll make arrangements for you in Julongdu," Xiao Minghua said.
After hearing this, Zhu Yiming felt hot in his heart. Brothers are brothers after all. He knew that he had a special status and it was inconvenient to show up. He quickly said: "Thank you then. Just make the decision. Don't save me any money. As you said,
I received a lot of red envelopes this time!”
"Okay, I'll wait for the big one tomorrow, I'll die, bye!"
Before Zhu Yiming could reply, Xiao Minghua's call had already been hung up. Zhu Yiming smiled and shook his head. This guy has always followed wind and rain, and he doesn't know when he can change.
Zhu Yiming immediately called Ouyang Xiaolei and planned to ask her to go to Hongguang Community in the evening. He was really holding back these days, especially looking at Zheng Luyao's devilish figure, and he had to pretend to be serious and calm. It was really
How uncomfortable it must be. Unexpectedly, Ouyang Xiaolei actually said that it was inconvenient for her these two days. Zhu Yiming was very depressed after hearing this, so he did not mention going to Hongguang Community in the evening, so as not to make it worse when he saw that he could not eat.
It's better to be out of sight and out of mind. After telling Ouyang Xiaolei about dinner tomorrow, she hung up the phone directly.
Zhu Yiming found that as soon as the two phone calls were made, his sleepiness was gone. The problem he had in college was that he had to take a nap when it snowed heavily. Seeing that he couldn't sleep today, he simply stopped doing it and called Chen Qiang and Su Zhaohua.
, Tan Jian, Xue Bisheng called and asked them to have dinner at Julongdu at 6:30 tomorrow night, and asked Xue Bisheng to call his brother-in-law Chen Ran. The other party did not eat the last time he carried flowers and trees with him to Yingtian.
Don't worry, it's just a way of saying thank you.
After making the call, Zhu Yiming saw that it was not work time yet, so he called home again. While he was in the hospital, it was not convenient for Zheng Luyao to be there, so he did not call home. Zhu Guoliang answered the call.
Zhu Yiming's voice was very excited. After chatting for a while, he specially called Han Chunxiu over. After some greetings, Zhu Yiming told his parents that he had contracted the flower and tree farm, but there was nothing going on for the time being and he didn't need anyone to manage it.
He found a widower in two villages to take care of him and told them not to worry until spring started. Han Chunxiu kept telling Zhu Yiming to take care of himself, and said that the old and young men in the village now simply described him as
He is a capable person who can get wind if he wants wind and rain if he wants rain. After hearing this, Zhu Yiming smiled bitterly.
When he went to work in the afternoon, Zhu Yiming deliberately found an opportunity to tell Li Zhihao about his preparations for a treat. Li Zhihao did not say anything after hearing this. Zhu Yiming felt relieved. There was no need to report this matter to Li Zhihao, but it was better to be careful.
If you encounter some villain who adds fuel to the fire and talks nonsense in front of Li Zhihao, you will be in a passive position, so you can be considered prepared.
The next night, Zhu Yiming didn't ask Ouyang Xiaolei to pick him up. He took a taxi to Julongdu by himself. After all, it was crowded and the place was frequented by officials and businessmen. Ouyang Xiaolei came with Xiao Minghua and Li Qian.
, Tan Jian, Xue Bisheng and Chen Ran arrived next, and Su Zhaohua came in after a while, saying hello that he was late for a meeting.
Seeing that Zhu Yiming still had no intention of opening the table, everyone knew that someone else must be coming, so they opened the table and sat down to play cards. The game was the eighty-point game popular in the Minzhou area. Xue Bisheng and Tan Jian's family played against Su Zhaohua and Xiao Minghua, and others.
People sat aside and watched the battle. It could be seen that Xue Bisheng and Tan Jian often cooperated. The two had a tacit understanding. They passed the level immediately after playing four cards. Su Zhaohua and Xiao Minghua had no chance to get started. At around 6:30, Chen Qiang came to Shanshan.
He arrived late, so no one paid attention to it. They knew that he was basically responsible for all the matters handled by the county committee, so there were naturally many things to do.
Seeing that everyone had come, Zhu Yiming invited everyone to take a seat. Everyone stood up and their eyes fell on Chen Qiang and Su Zhaohua. Zhu Yiming had already thought about it and said to them: "Director Chen is my direct leader. Please come up."
Sit down, Director Su, you don’t have any objections!”
Su Zhaohua kept saying no, and immediately gave Zhu Yiming a high look in his heart. He was trying to save himself. As long as Chen Qiang was here, it would never be his turn to take the lead. Although Chen Qiang was the deputy director of the county party committee office, he had already solved the problem as early as last year.
He was a full-time student, so his qualifications and position were one level higher than his own. Chen Qiang said a few words of modesty and sat down. As soon as he sat down, the seats for the others were easily arranged.
After sitting down, they began to discuss what to drink. Finally, Chen Qiang proposed to drink liquor together, including the two ladies. He knew how much Ouyang Xiaolei and Li Qian drank. After hearing this, Xiao Minghua looked at Zhu Yiming and smiled sinisterly, and then
Ouyang Xiaolei brought up four bottles of Wuliangye, and Xue Bisheng and Chen Ran hurriedly helped open the wine. Zhu Yiming was very calm and thought to himself, my dear, what are you so proud of? This wine is free. It turns out that Ouyang Xiaolei knew that Zhu Yiming was going to treat a guest, so she went out of her way to
I brought two boxes of Wuliangye from Ouyang Hua.
After pouring the wine, everyone started looking for someone to fight with each other. The two beauties naturally became the main targets of the attack. Who knew that they actually fulfilled the old saying that women should not let men down. Halfway through the drink, Chen Qiang left.
Let's go now. Everyone can understand that in the officialdom of China, it is common for leaders to attend three or two meetings in one night.
After Chen Qiang left, everyone relaxed. After all, his identity was there, and he was the direct leader of Li Qian and Zhu Yiming. Xiao Minghua suggested that it would be boring to just drink and drink like this. Everyone took turns telling jokes. The two ladies first said they would only listen.
If you don't say it, no one else has any objections. After all, there are some things that young ladies like them are not very embarrassed to say. Unlike those old women who have been immersed in the wine table for many years, sometimes the jokes they say can make men blush.
, it seems that the Sihuai Town Women's Federation has such a capable person.
Xiao Minhua took a sip of wine, moved his butt on the chair, and said: "I'll come first, just to ignite the conversation." One day, a teacher from an island country was giving a physiological hygiene class to junior high school students. He saw that the students were listless and listless.
While sleeping, he had an idea and asked the students to ask questions. Student a asked, is it possible to get pregnant at the age of eleven or twelve? The teacher replied, absolutely impossible. Student b asked, is it possible at the age of twelve or thirteen? The teacher replied, it depends.
The situation of each person. c The student asked, how about fifteen or sixteen years old? The whole class immediately pricked up their ears, and the teacher said seriously, if you are so old and don’t know how to wear a condom, aren’t you looking for trouble?”
After everyone heard this, they all burst into laughter. Li Qian whispered, "Obscene!" But Xiao Minhua sat upright and repeatedly asked Zhu Yiming to drink, as if the episode just now had nothing to do with him.
Tan Jian looked at Su Zhaohua and said: "Bureau Su, you are here too. Our director is always serious at the table, wouldn't you be the same?" After hearing Tan Jian's words, Zhu Yiming thought of Li Liang and Li Zhihao last time.
, the scene where Qiu Zhaocai and Xiao Yunfei were having dinner together. He drank a lot that day and made the most jokes at the table.
"Okay, let me tell you something." Su Zhaohua said. Everyone is a veteran of alcohol tests, and talking about these is not a piece of cake. "An entertainment city held a speech contest, and the theme was to compare who is the most dedicated.
a said, I get up early and stay late, never be late and leave early. b said, I do everything and never say no. c pointed at his boss’s throat, which meant that his throat was hoarse and could not speak, and then he did
She made a writing movement, and the boss motioned for her to get a pen and paper. C quickly wrote a line of words and handed it to the boss. The boss shook his head, and then C wrote a few more words and handed it to the boss. When the boss saw it, his face was filled with confusion.
Laughing, I immediately decided to give the championship to c. Do you know what c wrote on the paper?"
Everyone shook their heads in confusion. Xue Bisheng and Tan Jian tried to give two answers, but neither of them were right, so everyone looked at Su Zhaohua eagerly. Su Zhaohua smiled and said: "What was written on the paper was 'You know my throat'
Why are you mute?’ After the boss shook her head, she wrote down the answer: ‘You are mute.’”
Zhu Yiming was the first to react and burst into laughter. Others gradually understood the meaning. Ouyang Xiaolei and Li Qian finally understood. They looked at each other and blushed with shame.
Next, when they talked about swords, Xue Bisheng and Chen Ran each said one. They were old jokes often heard at the wine table, nothing new. It was Zhu Yiming's turn, and Xiao Minghua said: "Today, you are the master, so you have to speak well."
Yes, this is also a test of your leadership ability."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Where does this belong? You are really good at talking nonsense." Zhu Yiming said with a smile, "But this one of mine, don't worry, it will be wonderful and it is my original work."
"Really or not, you still have that talent, why didn't I see it?"
"Xiao Minghua is the only one who talks a lot, let Zhu Yiming do the talking." Li Qian looked like a housekeeper.
Zhu Yiming despised Xiao Minghua, then cleared his throat and said: "At the county-level farmers' sports meeting, the men's basketball team competed for the championship. There was only half a minute left. The Dongcheng team was one point behind, but they had the ball. The coach
He decisively called a timeout. After the players came off the court, they gathered around the coach and listened to him lay out the plan for the final attack. The coach pointed at the two forwards and said: "You two thrust down one after the other. You must be decisive in your thrusts, no matter what."
No matter how tight the opponent's defense is, you must find a way to get in.' He pointed at the center and said: 'After the two of them get in, you have to look for opportunities from above and try to get in at once.'"
Everyone was completely laughing when they heard this, especially Xiao Minghua looked at Zhu Yiming with admiration, looking forward to his next words.
Seeing that everyone was laughing, Zhu Yiming continued: "The coach thought for a while, turned to the eldest girl on the cheerleading team, and said to his wife, 'You guys should actively cooperate down there and shout louder so that they can get excited.
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When Zhu Yiming finished speaking the last sentence, Xiao Minghua and Chen Ran actually laughed so much that they slumped down on their chairs. The two ladies held on for a long time, and finally couldn't help it anymore. They lay on the table laughing until they were out of breath.
Chapter completed!