I picked up the phone and said calmly, "Hey, what's wrong?"
"Brother Six, it's me"
I pretended not to know and said, "Who is it?"
"Qiao Goulu."
I smiled and said, "Hey, it's so late. What can I do?"
"There is something wrong." Qiao Goulu said embarrassedly, "I have to trouble you."
I was a little impatient. To be honest, I didn't like Qiao Goulu at all, but I couldn't just say no and hang up, so I naturally took a deep breath and asked politely, "Well , what’s wrong, just tell me, it’s okay.”
When Qiao Goulu heard this, she was really happy, "Yes, that's good. Sixth Brother, I'm sorry to bother you. I knew your situation, but you're not feeling very well now. There's still an injury on your hand. It should be..." I want you to have a good rest, but I really have no other way. I don’t know who to ask for help. I”
"Just tell me what you want to do." I interrupted her directly. "Why don't you call me? Just tell me directly. You don't have to play around with me."
Qiao Goulu paused, "But I don't know how to speak."
I smiled and said, "Speak as simply and directly as possible. The fewer words, the better. Expressing the central idea directly is the most appropriate."
"Oh, that's good." Qiao Goulu said, "Zhou Zhou is going to jump into the river."
I was stunned for a moment and thought it was a bit funny. "Jump into the river, why the hell didn't he hit the train?" After I finished cursing, I got very angry and hung up the phone.
After I hung up the phone, I felt very tired, still a little nauseous, and felt very uncomfortable, so I lay down and wanted to sleep. I had been struggling a lot in the past two days.
Chen Yang turned his head over and said, "Liu'er, Liu'er."
I glanced at him and said, "Damn calf."
"Who was it just now?"
"Don't worry about it." Then I turned around and closed my eyes. "I'm so tired and I don't feel well. I just want to sleep now and don't want to worry about anything."
"What's the matter? You're still swearing."
"I'm angry. Damn it. Anyway, I've had enough. I feel uncomfortable now and just want to sleep."
Chen Yang smiled next to me, "As for you, what should I do if you get so angry and scare this little girl?"
I was stunned for a moment, "How did you know she was a little girl?"
"It must be. At this time, it can't be Huixu. Lin Yifei, why do you think you are so angry with a girl? Give me your phone number next time and I will talk to them."
I sighed, "It's not that I'm angry, I'm really helpless. You said I've been provoking someone every day. Why do you come to me for so many things? Besides, I'm really uncomfortable now and I want to sleep."
"What's wrong? Who is it?" Chen Yang sat up and said, "If you have anything you can't say, why don't you just answer the phone?"
I glanced at Chen Yang, and then thought, "Guess who made the call just now."
Chen Yang looked at me, "How do I know? Don't you talk nonsense?"
"It's a woman."
Chen Yang then scolded, "Stop fucking nonsense, I don't know why she is a woman." As soon as Chen Yang finished speaking, he scratched his head, "That's not right, it doesn't suit your personality. It stands to reason. It's a woman, so you should show off your affection. You are so promiscuous, you can't be so angry with a woman."
"I don't want to see her."
"Hey, who is it? I just heard you say that you asked someone to hit the train. Do you still have humanity? You, you called her over. I'll comfort her."
I glanced at him, "You are the teacher's wife and she is no longer with you, right? You are awesome again, and you are not the bastard that you were when the teacher's wife was here in the afternoon."
"Fuck you, uncle, you are the grandson of a bastard."
"Silly."
"You are stupid."
Chen Yang nodded, "I won't quarrel with you" and then smiled, "But to be honest, you are quite interesting. I feel like I have to stay in the hospital by myself every night. It's boring, so you come in to accompany me. It's so cool." , I know guys are boring, but if you want to come and accompany your guys, you don’t have to come in this way, right? It’s better now. It seems that you can find a few girls to accompany your guys, that would be even better,”
"Go away," I yelled, "Qiao Goulu called me."
"She," Chen Yang immediately perked up, "I'm so stupid."
I was stunned for a moment, "I said it was her, why are you so excited?"
"Nonsense, if I were someone else, I wouldn't be excited anymore. Why do you think the school chicken is calling you at this time? Hurry up and call her over. Hurry up. Don't let her hit the train again after tonight."
"Why did you call her here?"
Chen Yang smiled enthusiastically, "Two men, one woman, a very comfortable environment that can only be seen in Japanese action movies, do you think you can do it?"
I thought for a while, "It worked before, but not now."
"Why." Chen Yang asked in confusion,
"It's very simple." I spread my hands. "The most direct question is, do you want our artist Zhou Orangutan to kill you?"
Chen Yang then slapped himself on the head, "Damn it, I forgot if you didn't tell me, how could Zhou Orangutan be on good terms with Qiao Goulu? I really can't stand it anymore. How come this big living treasure is doing these new things every day?" Yes, he actually told us that Qiao Goulu was a virgin."
"Well, do you believe it?"
"Fuck, I'd rather believe that Lin Yifei is a virgin."
I was stunned for a moment and then laughed, "Is that what you said at the time?"
Chen Yang nodded, "After he said this to us very solemnly, I told him that Lin Yifei is also a virgin. Do you know? What do you think the big boy said about this?"
"I didn't know." I glanced at Chen Yang, "That's nonsense."
Chen Yang smiled and said, "He nodded and said he knew. I asked him who told him, but he didn't tell me dead or alive. He said he couldn't betray his friends. I said this was not called betrayal, but he didn't tell me either. I was very curious. Who can be so eloquent that he can even think of these words with me?"
I looked at Chen Yang and smiled, "You know who told him?"
"I don't know."
"I said so."
Then Chen Yang burst into laughter, and I followed Chen Yang and laughed for a while,
Chen Yang interrupted me, "Liu'er, Qiao Goulu called you just now. What do you want to do? Let's talk serious first."
"Damn it," I cursed, "I get a headache just thinking about them two. Qiao Goulu told me that Zhou Orangutan is going to jump into the river."
"True or false."
"Then who knows." I sighed. "Even if he wants to jump into the river, what do you mean by telling me? It's not because I drank too much and was hospitalized, so he is going to jump into the river. Do you think so?"
Chen Yang nodded, "Yes, that's right. I found that Zhou Orangutan has done more things every day than anyone else, and even more than the rest of us."
I said "Yes" "Too stupid, he always gets into trouble, but when he does, he always has to torment me. He and Qiao Goulu skipped school, and I had to look for them to rent a house. I had to take care of whatever they did. I have become Zhou Guofa." I thought for a while, "No, I am more Zhou Guofa than Zhou Guofa, and I have become his guardian. I feel so uncomfortable now that I still have time to care about their bad things."
Chen Yang lit up and found a cigarette. "You said, he won't really want to jump."
I didn't even think about it and said, "Whether you want to dance or not, I won't go anyway. It will make me miserable. Even if he crashes into a train or blows up a plane, it won't matter to me."
"I guess Qiao Goulu can't tell lies to tease us. She definitely wouldn't dare. Everyone knows your current physical condition. She must have had no choice before calling you. Plus Zhou Orangutan's character, These are really not accurate.”
"Love is certain."
"I don't care about him."
"What do you think would happen if he really jumped?"
After listening to Chen Yang's words, I felt a little confused and patted my head, "Damn it, you can't really dance."
"To be honest, I don't think so."
I thought for a while, "Originally I thought he wouldn't be able to jump, but what you said just now makes me a little depressed."
"Damn it." Chen Yang sat up gently, "Then according to this statement, he doesn't really want to jump."
When I heard this, I felt that something was wrong, and then I patted my head, "I've always felt uncomfortable, and I didn't want to talk about these things. As soon as you said it, I remembered that Zhou Orangutan's nature, don't really jump." "
"Hurry up and call Qiao Goulu. Don't jump out and cause further trouble."
"I feel so fucking uncomfortable. I have to go to you, I don't care." Then I turned around again,
"Then do whatever you want, you didn't call me anyway." Chen Yang also lay down, "Poor Zhou orangutan, I don't know if orangutans can swim, but it seems that animals with four legs can swim. Just drown him. Hey, he is a very good young man. You said he is so simple and a real person. Every day he screams like brother Xiaoliu, brother Xiaoliu, following you like a follower, and he gives it to you again. Smoking, doing this and that, oh, how pitiful." Chen Yang's tone was very strange, it seemed that he was talking to himself, but in fact, even a fool would understand that he was just talking to me,
"You old man, you idiot, Chen Yang." After saying that, I sat up, took out the phone, and cursed into the phone, "Zhou Orangutan, you idiot, I curse your ancestors 18 Damn, oh, it makes me so uncomfortable, I’m going to fuck him.” After I finished speaking, I picked up the phone and called Qiao Goulu, and the phone rang immediately, “Brother Six, Brother Six.” Qiao Goulu's urgent voice came,
I was stunned for a moment and felt a little bad. "Where are you now?"
"We are on the riverside in the suburbs. Zhou Zhou doesn't let me get close to him. He says that if I take another step forward, he will jump off."
I sighed, "Why did you catch him, or stimulate him in some way? He's going to jump off the building."
To be continued...