I arrived at the class, glanced at Xiyu, took a deep breath, and returned to my seat. But no matter what I said, I couldn't sleep well. I was so old and energetic that I couldn't sleep at all. All I could think about was what I was teaching just now. The scenes in the staff toilets are recreated,
I was thinking about it, then I reached out and patted the table, "What a fucking awesome guy, what a fucking awesome guy."
Xiyu was reading an extracurricular book next to me with gusto. When he heard me slam the table, he turned his head, smiled and pushed me, "You're crazy."
I ignored her and continued to slap the table, "That's so cool, that's so cool."
"You are crazy, you, Wang Baliu, what are you talking about?"
I shook my head and slapped the table again, "It's really awesome. It's really awesome."
Xiyu turned his head and ignored me. He just muttered "Crazy."
The more I thought about it, the more shocked I became, so after a few minutes, I patted the table and said, "It's really awesome, it's really awesome."
Finally, after I took 6 or 7 photos in a row, Xiyu sitting next to me couldn't help it anymore. He turned his head and stretched out his hand to grab my ear, "You're crazy, you bastard." Son."
"Oh, be gentle." Her tug really hurt me, so I stretched out my hand to cover Xi Yu's hand. "Be gentle, be gentle, it hurts."
"How awesome are you?"
"If you're not awesome, I'm not awesome anymore. Let go quickly, ancestor."
"Huh." Then Xiyu let go of my ears and clapped his hands, "Sleep honestly."
"Why should I sleep? I can't sleep anymore."
"Why can't you sleep?"
I patted the table and said, "It's so awesome, it's so awesome."
"You've started again, haven't you?"
I shook my head, "No, it's really shocking."
After Xiyu heard this, he was a little surprised, "Didn't you just go to the toilet? Why are you so awesome when you come back?"
I patted the table, "It's just because I went to the toilet, so I'm so awesome."
"What's wrong."
"Zhou Orangutan."
"What's wrong with Orangutan Zhou?"
"Zhou Orangutan is so awesome."
Xiyu suddenly smiled, "He has always been awesome, such a unique kid."
I sighed, "That's not it, don't you listen."
"listen."
"After listening to this, let's try it too. How about it?"
"What to try."
Xiyu looked confused,
I smiled very YINDANG, "I just want to try the awesome things they do. If you promise me, I will tell you."
"Then what if I don't agree?"
I patted the table, "Then I'll keep talking to myself, I'm so awesome, I'm so awesome."
Xiyu smiled and said, "Okay, you go ahead."
"Then we agreed, let's try it too,"
"Well, it's agreed."
"No regrets."
"When have I ever lied to you? You are the only one who always deceives me. If you still don't want me to regret it, tell me."
I turned my head, looked around, and then put my mouth next to Xiyu's ear, "Just now when I went to the toilet."
As soon as I finished talking about what I saw and heard, Xiyu let out an "ah" and then covered her mouth.
I looked at her and said, "Everyone is resting, why are you so loud?"
Xiyu took the hand away from his mouth and said, "Liuliu, it's true or not, don't fool me."
"Really, you haven't seen that they haven't come back yet."
"impossible."
"Have I ever lied to you? I'm so stupid."
"You always lie to me."
I thought for a while, "I swear, what I am about to say is not true, I am just a bastard."
"You are a bastard."
"Fuck, why are you scolding me?"
Xiyu smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I believe you." Then Xiyu reached out and hugged my arm, "Why are the orangutans so cruel?"
"Qiao Xingxing is also quite arrogant."
"Yeah, that's right." Xiyu nodded, "These two are really a perfect match together."
I also laughed, "But that's not important."
"What doesn't matter."
"I said Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Xingxing are not important."
"Then this is not important, what is important."
"What you just said is important."
Xiyu smiled at me and said, "What did I say about me? I just said you are a bastard. Is this important? You bastard."
I glanced at Xiyu and said, "More on the previous sentence."
"I also called you a bastard earlier."
"Repeat the previous sentence."
"I'm still calling you a bastard."
"Fuck, you have to say it out loud, don't you?"
"I really don't know what you're talking about."
I was a little depressed, "Are you really not aware, or are you just lying?"
Xiyu looked confused, "Of course it's true."
"Fuck, let me remind you."
"Be civilized, mother." After Xiyu finished speaking, he pushed me.
I thought for a moment, "Then let me remind you."
"Well, tell me."
"You just promised me that you would try it too."
"What to try."
"Try what those two did."
"With you." Xiyu pointed at me, "Over there."
When I heard it, I laughed, "Haha, that's right." Then I nodded vigorously, "Or we can go somewhere else, anyway, we need a public place."
Xiyu also smiled, then reached out and hugged my arm, "Liuliu, you really want to go."
I looked at Xi Yu and said, "What do you think? You have never experienced it. How exciting."
"But I don't want to go."
"You promised me, you said you wouldn't lie to others, if you lie to me."
Xiyu hugged my arm, "Liuliu, I didn't lie to you. If you insist on going, I can go with you. What's the point? But I told you, I don't want to go, so you If you still have a chance, think again whether you want to go or not."
To be continued...