"Yes, it seems to be called Sunset. I forgot what it was called just now."
I took a deep breath and said, "Okay."
"I'm not finished yet."
"It goes without saying."
"But listen to me, I'm different from what they did when they were caught."
"You don't need to say anything."
"I'm not finished yet."
"I'm going to bully you, uncle, I said you don't have to say anything, Zhou Orangutan, if you're talking nonsense to me, I'm going to kill you."
Zhou Orangutan muttered in a low voice, "Why do you want to kill me? I'm at the police station."
"Okay then, bye."
"No, no, Brother Xiao Liu, I was wrong. You have to help me. I really don't dare to call my home. This matter is too embarrassing and cannot be done."
"You still know how to be embarrassed."
"Well, Brother Xiaoliu, we must not let others know. Just the two of us know. I told the police that I was underage, but they still didn't believe me."
"I wouldn't believe it either. You look younger than your grandfather."
"But Brother Xiaoliu, they didn't catch my current situation. You taught me that if you don't catch my current situation, you can refuse to admit it."
"Go away, when did I teach you?"
"But."
"But your uncle," I scolded him, "Zhou Orangutan, let me tell you, if you dare to tell people what I taught you and ruin my reputation, I will call Zhou Guofa to go to the police station to rescue you."
"No, no, Brother Xiaoliu, I won't say anything anymore."
"It's not that I won't tell you. I didn't do those things in the first place. Did you hear me?"
"Well, I heard it, I heard it." Zhou Orangutan said quickly, "Brother Xiaoliu, let me continue with you."
"No need to continue."
"But I haven't finished telling you yet."
"Okay, I know what to do,"
"What?" Zhou Orangutan said in surprise, "I haven't even finished speaking. You already know how to save me. Brother Xiaoliu is Brother Xiaoliu. You are really my boss. Really, boss, if you can hide from me, Yes, I will definitely thank you well,"
"Can you find someone else if something happens to you in the future?"
"We are brothers. If something happens to me, if I don't look for you, who will I look for?"
"I thank you for finding whoever you like in the future."
"But no one is as good as Brother Xiaoliu."
"I thank you for your kindness."
"Damn it, it turns out the police officers went out to have supper. Why didn't anyone pay attention to us for so long?"
"Going back."
Zhou Xingxing said "Yeah" "We're all back. You said they couldn't go home and sleep well so late. Why did they go to someone else's hair salon to ruin their business? Are they well fed?"
"Okay."
"Brother Xiaoliu, they are coming for me."
"Okay, hang up."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you have to save me, I love you."
"I love you, uncle, you stinking idiot."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you have to save me." After receiving this call, the orangutan hung up the phone.
I hung up the phone and took a deep breath,
Xiyu looked at me and said, "Liuliu, what's wrong? Why did it take so long to answer the phone?"
I sighed, "My son had an accident again."
"son."
I said "Yeah" "You just told me that Sunset is on duty tonight and won't be going home, right?"
Xiyu nodded, "Yes, what's wrong?"
I touched my head and said, "The problem is serious. The orangutan is going to die."
"What, what happened to him?"
I looked at Xiyu and said, "I don't know how to talk to you."
"Just say it directly, talk about the central idea of ​​the theme. I seemed to have heard you say the name of the sunset just now. What's wrong?"
"Xiyang and the others must have organized a campaign to combat pornography and illegal activities at night."
"How would you know."
"Because we captured the orangutan." After I finished speaking, I spread my hands in frustration.
When Xiyu heard this, "Ah, it's true or not. I don't believe you when you say Xiyang went to catch the thief and beat him to death."
"Really, Zhou Orangutan called me for a long time just now, there must be nothing wrong."
"Haha" Xiyu laughed as soon as he heard this, and started laughing while covering his stomach.
"why are you laughing."
Xiyu thought for a moment, and then said, "How come you, the orangutan in your class, come up with all these new things?"
I sighed, "I have done some in-depth research on Zhou's orangutans."
Xiyu looked at me and said, "Where's the result?"
I lit a cigarette and said seriously, "Actually, Zhou Orangutan is a book, filled with all kinds of weird stories. His life was full of ups and downs, and it was filled with all kinds of miracles. But when you read it carefully, After a few days, you will find that Zhou Orangutan's life is actually very simple, with only three words."
"What three words."
"Smelly idiot." I cursed fiercely,
"Haha, Liuliu, you started again"
"What's wrong with me,
"Don't make me laugh, okay?"
I sighed, "Call Sunset."
"I won't hit you. If I want to hit you, you can handle your affairs."
"It's time to deal with it. I'm very depressed now. I want to kill Zhou Orangutan. Why do you think he only has so many things to do every day? You say he does his mother's business. What's the point? I really mean it. If he is depressed, he will not be able to live in peace."
"He has been in peace for several weeks." Xi Yu said casually,
"Stop talking about that, call Sunset first."
"I won't hit you, but I will hit you."
"Why."
"No reason, I feel embarrassed."
I glanced at Xiyu and said, "Good wife."
"I can't do anything. I'll beat you."
I sighed and called Xiyang, "Brother."
"Liu'er, what's wrong?"
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"I haven't done anything. I'm on duty. What's wrong?"
“So hard work”
"Is that a public servant of the people?"
To be continued...