Chapter 17 The road meets the haiku saint! Wang Tanzhi's journey to explore the sun and the world (1
"Ah... what were you talking about before the two bars...'Is it easy to be the protagonist?', but after changing the chapter, I threw the mess completely to me..."
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xiaotan walked alone on the street with his schoolbag on his back, muttering words.
"What do you say...'Anyway, there is still a long time left before the night. It's enough to watch Xiong Ji have me alone. You can move freely in this script world. Maybe you can take on hidden tasks or get props or something.'... Haha... This is just giving up..."
While muttering, he looked down at the map in his hand: "And... this map is also very grassy... depending on this... can you really find Miaomi's home and meet them..."
"Hey~ That classmate over there."
Just as Xiaotan lowered his head to look at the map, a rather feminine voice came from behind him.
"Hmm?" Xiaotan's first reaction was, "Salesman?"
In the real world, Wang Tanzhi is the type who is often called out on the street. Because he looks like a good person,... insurance sells fitness cards, sells all kinds of three-no products, and calls himself a scout... they all like to find him. And... random street interviews on TV stations, picking up from strange women, picking up from strange men, picking up from strangers, and so on...
Xiaotan is such a person. When people see it at first sight, they feel very warm and safe. This is an innate temperament. Although it has something to do with appearance, it does not completely look at the face. If you want to give a negative example... Feng Bujue is just one.
Brother Jue's appearance is definitely not ugly, and the woman in white in the south gate of Hougong City gave him a very pertinent evaluation - "I am bluntly speaking, the young master is still a little bit short of his appearance." Since it is "a little bit short of it", that is to say... it is not much worse. Considering that there is no Oppa in the world of Hougong City, their aesthetic view should be relatively reliable.
However, when Feng Bujue walks on the street, he will rarely be called by strangers... Even the staff who passes leaflets to passers-by indiscriminately... will look away when handing paper to Brother Jue, showing a little nervousness.
In the same situation, if Xiaotan walked on the street with a smile on his face, others would feel... This handsome guy had encountered something good. And if Feng Bujue walked on the street with a smile on his face, others would feel... This handsome guy just got a murder in a secret room...
"Hello, classmate, can you delay your time a little?"
When Xiaotan turned around, he saw two men.
These two... are both "humans". True humans, not some anthropomorphic animals.
The one who talked to Xiaotan looked in his forties or fifties, wearing a light green kimono. He had light brown hair and a beard on his chin.
The man next to him looked in his early twenties and was wearing a beige kimono. He had black hair, white and clean, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes, and a wooden box tied to a straw rope on his chest.
"Well..." Xiaotan hesitated for two seconds and replied, "Yes."
He was wandering aimlessly, looking for some side lines and hidden tasks, and he was very affordable in terms of time.
【Side Quest Trial Triggered】
After Xiaotan said the word "yes", the system prompt came.
He immediately opened the game menu and looked at the taskbar. The word "With the victory or defeat of Bajiaosang and Zeng Liangjun as a referee] appeared in front of him.
"Huh?" Xiaotan reacted for two seconds after seeing the content of the task. He thought to himself, "From the names and shapes of these two people... are they 'Matsuo Basho' and 'Kao Sora' (Matsuo Basho in history was a famous haiku master in the Edo period with the name of "haikan", and Kawai Sora was a contemporary haiku poet. He once traveled to Oshu and Hokuriku as his disciple, that is, "The Journey of the Osamu". He is also one of the ten disciples of Matsuo Basho, namely "The Ten Thiefs of the Journey of the Jomonic Sect"?
Xiaotan is far less familiar with "Rihe" than Brother Jue, but his historical knowledge is quite strong. He knows a little about historical celebrities from all over the country, so he doubts in his heart: "Are these two men's relationships not master-apprentice relationships... What's the fight?" Thinking of this, his eyes changed slightly, "But... in this funny universe, nothing will happen, I'd better take a look first..."
"That's great, classmate. Oh... By the way, I'll introduce myself first." Seeing Xiaotan agree, Bajiao continued with a smile, "I am the famous Matsuo Bajiao."
"I actually said that I was famous in front of the person I met for the first time..." Xiaotan didn't know what kind of virtue the banana in Ri and the world was. After hearing this, he complained in his heart, "Wait...even in front of an acquaintance... forget it..."
Two seconds later, Xiaotan smiled awkwardly, pretending to be a little surprised, and replied: "Hey~ Are you the famous Matsuo Basukamang?"
"Hehe...yes, it's just me who is right. Do you want me to sign your clothes?" Bajiao asked with a happy expression.
"Uh..." Xiao Tan replied with a clear eye, "Then... there is no need... May I ask, what's the matter with calling me?" Xiao Tan quickly led the topic to the main thing, wanting to complete the task as soon as possible.
"Oh! By the way, that's right..." Bajiao pointed to Zeng Liang beside her, "The man with a bad look over there is my disciple Zeng Liangjun."
"You're so sad!" As soon as Bajiao finished speaking, Zeng Liang slapped him from the back.
"Ah——" Bajiao screamed and turned her neck for more than ninety degrees. However, in two seconds, he recovered and looked at Xiaotan again, and said in a look of intimidation and tone, "Did you... see something just now?"
"No... I'm a little far-sighted and didn't see anything..." Xiaotan looked at the sky and replied against his will.
"That's good." Babanana said solemnly with tears on the corner of his eyes, "You still have to praise the legend of banana on this land, I'm thankful for you!"
"Do you dude me..." Xiao Ting replied with a twitching corner of his mouth, "Speaking of... 'Banana Legend' and so on...what is that thing?"
"Ah, that's why I called you." Basho said, and began to explain, "Actually... Zeng Liangjun and I wrote a haiku (a classical short poem in Japan consists of "Five-Seven-Five" in total, with strict requirements on the format and limited by "Jiyu").
Zeng Liang sighed to Xiao at this time with a quick speed: "What I am doing is the magnificent Pine Island, Du Yu'anxiang borrowed the croaker robe, so that the scenery would not be gone."
After he finished speaking, Bajiao said, "And what I did was--even though it was still very itchy just now, but now it's fine."
"Hey..." Xiaotan was shocked after hearing this, "What is the latter part? This should not be a problem with system translation, right? Even if I haven't learned Japanese, I can still hear that the two part is a world of difference..."
"Class, I just want to find a bystander to judge which sentence is better." Basho said before he finished his words, "But I want me to say... If my haiku is '100', Zeng Liangjun's sentence is probably '2'... Oh no... it's vomit, haha... vomit, aha... aha... ahaha... ahaha..." As he said, he still smiled silently.
"I'll make you bear face again!" The next second, Zeng Liangjun stopped Bajiao's foolishness with another slap...
"I'll take a break... Can these two guys have more obvious attributes of attack and attack..." Xiaotan looked around and felt Alexander, thinking to himself, "And... does the outcome between these two really need to be judged like the 'referee'..."
"Classmate..." Basho quickly covered his swollen left face and came to Xiaotan as if nothing had happened, "The general situation is like this... Say it~ After saying that...Who do you think is better for me or Zeng Liangjun? Tell me... and then chant the legend of Basho..."
"Zeng Liangjun." Xiaotan gave the answer decisively before Bajiao finished speaking.
"Puuu--" Before he finished speaking, Bajiao immediately spat out a mouthful of old blood, orz was on the side of the road.
"You should give up like this, Bajiao Sang." Zeng Liang stood behind Bajiao and said coldly.
"That... this classmate... although I don't know your name yet..." Bajiao seemed to have not given up yet. He came to Xiaotan again and said, "Please... I will think about it carefully..."
"This guy's skin is really thick..." Xiaotan looked at Basho with cold sweat on his face and thought to himself, "You don't know my name because you haven't asked me at all, nor have you given me a chance to report your home... And... the more you think about it repeatedly and carefully, the more you will feel that it's too low..."
"Ah! There is!" Suddenly, Bajiao's eyes lit up. He took out a thick piece of cardboard from somewhere and sighed, "If you think about it carefully, I can give this to you~"
"Do you want to bribe me..." Xiaotan said softly, taking the other party's handover, "Well... if it's really a good prop, I can take the exam..."
His words came to an abrupt end because he found that...there was only the signature of the banana mulberry on the cardboard, and what was more outrageous was that there was a bright red lip print next to the signature.
"Please put away this kind of thing..." At this moment, Xiaotan's blackening state suddenly came online, "Even if you kneel down and beg me, I won't accept it..."
"Stop it, Banana Muang." Now, Zeng Hao seemed to be a little embarrassed. He stepped forward and grabbed Banana's collar, "Go away quickly, Banana Muang, don't cause trouble for others."
"Slow...slow! Zeng Liangjun..." At this time, Bajiao turned over and stood up straight, "No... Zeng Liang!"
Bang-
Chapter completed!