"Okay, something is better than nothing..." When Feng Bujue walked to the coffee machine, he first counted how many 50-cent coins he had in his hand, "Three will do..."

In fact, he was lucky to be able to find three such coins. D-class personnel usually have nothing on them, and the personal belongings of researchers and security personnel are concentrated somewhere in the facility. In the storage room, most people who bring "change" into the test area are careless and forget to empty their pockets.

"So...the first cup..." Feng Bujue threw in a coin, and after seeing the prompt, he quickly typed a sentence on the keyboard - [a cup of Woody].

An explanation needs to be explained here... What SCP-294 can produce is not limited to human creations, nor may it even be limited to human cognition.

For example, there was a Foundation agent named Joseph who entered the command "a cup of Joe (Joseph's nickname)" because he was joking with a friend. Shortly after confirming the selection, the agent

He became sweating profusely and complained that he was dizzy. Soon he fell to the ground...

After transferring it to the infirmary, the medical team extracted the contents of the cup distributed by SCP-294 and found that it was a mixture of blood, pieces of flesh, and other bodily fluids. The stench was unbearable. Most disturbingly, testing revealed that the object

The DNA sequence of the tissue sent by SCP-294 is exactly the same as Joseph's.

There are many examples or experiments like this... Commands such as "a cup of music", "my life", "give me a surprise", etc. have all been responded to by this coffee machine, although some of the experimental results are not good...

Feng Bujue naturally knew all about this, so he entered such seemingly nonsensical content as "a cup of Woody".

Buzz buzz——

After receiving Brother Jue's instructions, the coffee machine began to roar, tremble, and shake...

This process lasted for about twenty seconds, and then the input panel of SCP-294 displayed the following sentence: "Hey hey hey..."

"Tch...did it fail..." Feng Bujue said with a look of displeasure on his face, "But when it fails, shouldn't it display 'Out of Range'... What's going on with 'Hey hey hey'..."

Disappointed, he still put in the second coin and entered - [a cup of liquid that can make SCP-173 unable to move when not directly looked at]

Some people may ask, why didn't Brother Jue simply enter "liquid that can kill SCP-173"? This is of course justified, because... he remembered that there was such a record in the relevant appendix of SCP-294:

Appendix [scp-294y]: Computer records on the SCP public server show that the researcher once typed "something that can destroy SCP-682". The recovered video records show that a bright and dazzling liquid flowed into the cup, and its light intensity

It continued to increase, and eventually the camera could no longer record. At the same time, all connections with the facility were interrupted. The subsequent investigation concluded that the site had been completely vaporized, and only a small clump of trees surrounding SCP-294 remained at the site. So SCP-

294 was quickly transferred to another supervision site and placed under the same management procedures. Information about the accident was only disclosed to O5-level personnel. Any further experiments involving SCP-682 were prohibited, and violators were downgraded to D-level.

The above appendix is ​​a bloody lesson...

Perhaps 173's hostility to humans and intelligence are not as exaggerated as 682's, but its strength may not be worse than the latter's. Feng Bujue estimates... If he produces a liquid similar to that in that accident, even if it does not evaporate the entire base,

Evaporating a room with light... he couldn't handle it. Therefore, he used a safer and more reliable method.

Buzz buzz——

The machine soon started beeping again, and not long after, a paper cup fell from the machine, and a small cup of liquid was immediately poured into the paper cup.

"Ouch! It's done!" Feng Bujue picked up the cup and put it on the table in the lounge. "It's easy to handle now. I'll find 173 soon and splash it in the face."

After placing the paper cups, Brother Jue returned to the machine and put in the third coin.
Chapter completed!