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Chapter One

"Die before he succeeds, the hero will be filled with tears."

Just one step away, just a little bit, Hu Yifei can get the 1,000 yuan reward, but unfortunately...

Hu Yifei has been obsessed with data recovery recently. He bought a few books on data recovery theory and read it. He ran online to brag about it. As a result, someone gave him a problem of data recovery, saying that as long as Hu Yifei could solve it, he would give him 1,000 yuan. Hu Yifei used his computer for experiments, and the hard drive was scrapped.

Hu Yifei is facing the computer at this moment, wanting to cry without tears. This is the real "losing his wife and losing his troops"! For him, who vowed to be a hacker even if he dies, he has never successfully invaded a computer in the twenty years of his life, let alone destroy it. But now, he has successfully broken his computer, which is a big blow to him.

Of course, mental blows are secondary, material blows are the most deadly. I just got the living expenses this month, and before my wallet was warmed up, Hu Yifei couldn't wait to contribute all the money to the cinema, McDonald's, and Haagen-Dazs. There is no way, the price of pursuing beauty is so expensive now. The problem now is that before the beauty has been pursued, the "miss wife" at home is just a job.

Hu Yifei's mistress is his computer. In his own words, the computer is the second most important woman in his life. Now, his "woman" is there and ignores him. Hu Yifei feels so uncomfortable. He lowers his head and counts the few money in his purse. Hu Yifei feels even more uncomfortable. He is simply worried.

Which "woman" should we give up?

Hu Yifei's brows frowned and said, "The person who was thinking about the beauty had a strengthening company. After a bloody battle, he finally won a temporary lead position. It was about to reach the final general attack. If he was relieved at this time, all his previous efforts would be wasted. But he could not live without a computer again. Without a computer, his soul would be lost. What should he do?

Is it too unreliable to ask a few guys to borrow some money? They are all hard-poor goods. If you don’t ask yourself to borrow money, you will burn up the incense.

If you want a little more at home? Forget it, I have been overpaying for several consecutive months. Besides, I am over 20 years old. It’s not the same thing that a man always asks for money from the family.

"Oh!" Hu Yifei sighed to the sky, "A penny stumped the hero. Can God destroy me, Hu Yifei? Oh my God! I'm not willing to give up, I'm not convinced..."

"Second leader, what are you howling?" Duan Yu was sobbing from Hu Yifei's wolf howling when he entered the dormitory. "Are you still worried about the computer?"

The dormitory is ranked by age. Everyone usually calls each other "Boss" and "Second". Hu Yifei was unlucky and ranked second. Given the special nature and agility of the name "Second", Hu Yifei strongly protested, and the dormitory called him "Second Head".

Hu Yifei spread his wallet and said with a bitter face: "I'm short of money!"

Duan Yu stuffed the basketball under the bed and said, "I just played basketball. I heard from the monkeys in the Department of Science and Technology that someone in their dormitory bought a parallel mobile phone online, which was super cheap. Isn't your mistress' hard drive broken? Otherwise, you can also go online and make some cheap ones to use, why do you have to buy expensive ones?"

Hu Yifei's eyes suddenly lit up and he slapped his forehead, "His grandpa, why didn't I expect it! Third brother, lend me your computer." Hu Yifei took two steps at a time and pulled Duan Yu, who had just sat in front of the computer.

Duan Yu saw Hu Yifei snatching his position, "Damn! This is my woman, don't use it indiscriminately!"

"I know, I know, I will go to Taobao and return it to you when I find the hard drive!" Hu Yifei promised Duan Yu, "Don't worry, I will return your woman, no, my brother and sister to you intact!"

Duan Yu is a good person, but he is a little stingy. Touching his things is like killing him. If it weren't for being a little anxious this time, Hu Yifei would rather go to the Internet cafe than use Duan Yu's computer. "His grandpa, every time your computer has a problem, why don't you say that this is your woman!" Hu Yifei felt angry. Although he failed to become a hacker, he was also a famous computer expert in the school. Usually, everyone has problems with their computers, and they like to ask Hu Yifei to help solve them. Duan Yu's computer is always poisoned, and Hu Yifei doesn't know how many times he has done it for him.

Seeing Hu Yifei opening Taobao, Duan Yu felt relieved and took the basin to the balcony to wash his face.

Hu Yifei searched on Taobao and found many merchants selling cheap hard drives.

"Damn, no!" Hu Yifei's eyes were straight when he flipped into this shop. The 1TB 12th-generation hard drive was sold here for only 270 yuan, and it was bought one free, bought a 1TB hard drive, and the seller gave another 160GB 11th-generation hard drive.

Hu Yifei pulled his finger and started to think that if he went to the Electronic City to buy a 11th generation 160G hard drive, it would cost at least nearly 300 yuan, and a 1TB hard drive would cost 600 yuan anyway. The transaction in front of him was really cost-effective. If you bought it yourself for one, and sold the other one, then all the money would be back, which was equivalent to not spending a penny, and a hard drive would be worth a waste.

Hu Yifei quickly contacted the seller: "Your hard drive is so cheap, it's not a fake one, right?"

"You are buying something in our store for the first time?" the seller replied.

"yes!"

"Then you should check the credit of our store first before talking! It's your first time to come to our store, I don't blame you. Let me tell you that our parallel goods are also credible. If you say it's parallel goods, it's a parallel goods, and it's definitely not a fake one!"

Hu Yifei then remembered to look at the store's credit. When he looked up, he almost dazzled his eyes. Five blue and bright crowns were hanging there, and the sellers below praised it was 100%. Such words as "real goods", "good and cheap", "honest and trustworthy", were used up by the buyers before Hu Yifei.

"His grandpa, no wonder he is so arrogant!" Hu Yifei pinched his chin and thought. Since so many people said it was OK, it seems that there should be no problem with this product, so why not buy this one. Be careful, Hu Yifei sent a message to the seller, "Okay, I bought it at your house. I want a 1TB hard drive!" Then he placed an order.

After a while, the seller sent a message, "A 1TB hard drive, and a 160G hard drive is also given. If it is confirmed correctly, we will ship it tonight!"

"Yes, please ship it as soon as possible!"

Hu Yifei sent a message, seeing that the seller did not reply, Duan Yu even stared at him from the side, and stood up, "I've used it, you can use it!"

After getting his "woman" back, Duan Yu became as enthusiastic as usual, "I don't have anything to do. If you don't do it well, just do it for a while!"

Hu Yifei shook his head quickly. He didn't dare to take Duan Yu's polite words seriously. Everyone in the dormitory knew about Duan Yu's catchphrase: Brothers are like brothers, women are like clothes, whoever wears my clothes, I will cut off whoever I have! I have been getting cheap for a while. While Duan Yu has not used a knife, it's better to stop as soon as possible.

After leaving the dormitory, Hu Yifei was in a good mood. He didn't have to give up pursuing beauty, and could make his "miss wife" work again. The most important thing was that his wallet didn't have to go bankrupt. This was really great.

"There is nothing more than this in life!" Hu Yifei smiled lewdly, took out his cell phone and called the beauty: "Beauty, are you free at night? I'll invite you to watch a movie, blockbuster! "Transformers 2"!"

The beauty is called Liang Xiaole. She is a typical northern beauty with a beautiful woman in the south. Her face is full of the faint poetry of Jiangnan, but her figure is as angular as the mountains and rivers in the north. To put it in an outdated fashion, it is "angel face and devil figure." On the BBS of the school, Liang Xiaole is known as the number one beauty of the University of Science and Technology, and has countless fans.

Hu Yifei often buys "sancai" in this jar. Once Liang Xiaole's computer broke down and he went to the computer section where he was responsible for asking for help. The two of them realized the offline connection. After the computer was repaired, Hu Yifei often made excuses to ask Liang Xiaole to come out to watch movies and eat, which made many envious. Hu Yifei therefore had an additional title on his head, known as the founder of "technical pick-up girls".

On the phone, Liang Xiaole ignored Hu Yifei's proposal to watch a movie and asked, "I heard that you broke your computer?"

His grandfather, who was told to me! Hu Yifei was very angry. Good things didn't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles. In just a while, the news had already reached Liang Xiaole. "It's nothing, I can handle a little bit of a small problem!" Hu Yifei tried his best to maintain his "master" style in front of the beautiful woman, so he would not admit that he had broken the computer.

"Aren't you a computer expert? How did you mess it up?" Liang Xiaole chased after him.

"That's right..." Hu Yifei hesitated whether to make a lie, but when he thought about it, he felt something was wrong. It was obvious that the person who was spreading the news had already helped him promote it. Liang Xiaole was holding back his jokes, "I was doing data recovery recently, and today I used my computer to test it, and the result..."

"Soup the hard drive is broken, it can't be repaired..." Liang Xiaole smiled badly on the phone.

"This...it's just an accident, it's purely an accident..."

"Okay, don't explain it, everyone on earth knows it!" Liang Xiaole smiled even more and more. "I won't watch the movie anymore. You'd better save it and buy a new hard drive, master~~~~!" Liang Xiaole deliberately flipped the word to the elder, "But... If you want to see me..., you can come to study room No. 3, where I'm reviewing books and preparing for the exam the day after tomorrow!"

"Okay!" Hu Yifei nodded, hung up the phone and clenched his fists hard, wishing he could strangle the guy who was circulating the news to death. It was so embarrassing!

Hu Yifei returned to the dormitory, grabbed the book "Data Recovery" on his computer desk into his armpit, and prepared to go to study room No. 3.

"The second in commander, have you made an appointment with a beautiful woman again?" Duan Yu smiled strangely, "I must insert the pipe into this time!"

"I'll fuck you to death with the tube!" Hu Yifei raised his middle finger at Duan Yu, but turned around and looked bitter. This "intubation tube" incident has become an eternal pain in his heart.

It was during his freshman year. Hu Yifei pursued a young girl who was also a freshman year. The two had been dating for more than two months. On Christmas, Hu Yifei took the young girl to the square to watch fireworks. Suddenly, Jay Chou's milk tea advertisement was broadcast on the big screen in the square. The girl was filled with happiness. At this time, she felt moved by the scene and said, "Hu Yifei, I am your Youlemei!"

Hu Yifei was fiddling with the milk tea straw in his hand. When he heard this, he raised the straw without pursuing his brain and said, "Is that right? Then where is the place where you inserted the tube? Let me insert the tube in!"

The result is conceivable. The little girl threw away the words "Hu Yifei, you hooligan!" and ran away in tears, and never cared about Hu Yifei again.

Hu Yifei was very puzzled, why was he a hooligan? When he came back to tell the people in his dormitory, he ended up with everyone's lewd smile. Amid the lewd laughter of everyone, Hu Yifei finally realized that he was indeed a hooligan. Since then, this allusion of "intubation tube" has become a nuclear weapon for the dormitory people to deal with Hu Yifei.
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