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Chapter 71 ?

No matter what good things are, once they are flooded, they will only go to the opposite side. No matter how sweet-loving people are, they will never feel happy if they face a bowl of sweet tofu brain mixed with three pounds of sugar; if the touching jokes in a movie are used too much, people will inevitably suspect that the script is from Aunt Qiong Yao; and the auspicious talisman and auspicious things that originally represent happiness and auspiciousness filled every corner of Luoyang City, and those with normal brains would not think that this is a real auspiciousness.

The great auspicious outbreak during the reign of Emperor Xiaozhang has made the emperor who did not care about the external affairs of the palace feel that it was a very ironic joke. This time, the five-year auspicious tide brought more uncertainty and undercurrents in Luoyang City, which was already tense.

What kind of foolish monarch is the emperor today? As long as he is not a blind man, he will know very well. However, in Luoyang City under such a foolish monarch, this kind of auspicious talisman runs all over the ground during the investigation of the counter-case, which is simply full of the greatest malicious black humor!

According to the unspoken rules in the Luoyang officialdom, the Northern Wei Office, which is responsible for the public security and robbery in Luoyang City, has become the biggest victim of this auspicious incident.

Qin Feng, the Qin army lieutenant, who was unable to sit in the lobby, was sitting on the steps down the hall. A small official next to him filled a basin of hot water and wet his hand towel with hot water and delivered it to Qin Feng's hand.

Qin Buwei, who was tired, covered his hot towel on his face, felt the feeling of hot steam covering his face muscles, and sighed with satisfaction.

But such a small enjoyment is just a matter of taking a break from your busy schedule. I heard footsteps approaching. Qin Feng pulled off the wet wipes covered on his face, restored his northern lieutenant's temperament, and asked loudly: "How have you cleaned up the garbage outside?"

The so-called garbage goods are naturally the auspicious people that have caused the entire Luoyang City to stop today. The most knowledgeable scholars of this era may only be able to think about disasters, auspiciousness or people who are interested in making fraud, but Qin Feng could completely see that these so-called auspicious goods are all junk goods that are worth a few common points on the Gate of the Star Realm.

The so-called five hundred-sized Jiahe planted at the door of his own government office is actually a three-line hybrid purple-embryo rice commonly known as "super rice". The large piece of Ganoderma lucidum that emerges from Tongheli Taoist Temple is a thing that is produced by Ganoderma lucidum bonsai culture medium that is not even ordinary in ornamental plants. The only thing that shows the technical content is the mixed ball that is playing tricks in secret, and some plant-induced aura that has been injected into these seed and spore culture mediums with a very fast-acting plant-induced medicine.

These so-called trellis are easy to deal with, and what’s even more hateful is that the guy who should be killed has also ordered a lot of genetically modified pets, and the cold-sucking sperm all scattered inside and outside Luoyang City. What’s the red-haired rabbit and white-haired wolf? The lynx with a single horn on its head and a five-colored turtle on its back is even more like a tree and a river.

Originally, the Northern Force had been deeply impressed by the shortage of manpower in the past few days. Now, he really took care of the west end and the east end.

The clerk who sent the message respectfully clasped his fists and reported: "Qin Master, Jiang Zhengshi, has taken a team of brothers with skillful bowing skills to Buguangli and Yong'anli to capture strange birds. Now fifteen red-feathered crows, twenty white-feathered magpies, twenty red-feathered sparrows, and thirty white-feathered swallows each."

In order to take care of Qin Feng's temper, the Northern Weiwei also set a temporary rule that these birds and beasts that represent auspiciousness are not called auspiciousness, but are all called strange birds and beasts.

Qin Feng heard the result of the battle and nodded. Seeing that his boss was not displeased, the minor official approached in a low voice and said, "These attendants in the palace sent their families to ask Jiang Shi for the auspicious birds and beasts. Zhang Changshi and Zhao Shi appointed names and surnames and asked us to present Jiagua and Jiahe into the palace. Jiang Shi ordered me to ask the lieutenant if he wanted to give this?"

"Why don't you give it?" Qin Feng snorted coldly from his nostrils and sneered: "I want to use Xiangrui to make the emperor happy, but we don't have to do anything. If they want it, they will give it to them!"

The minor official took the order. When he left, Qin Fengmo called him again and said, "You don't have to take these things too seriously. Some people create auspiciousness and some people offer auspiciousness, which is not our business after all. What we need to master now is the movements of those people from Taipingdao!"

After giving this order, Qin Feng raised his head back and moaned, "Ruan, now, it's all messy. It's really his mother's messy thing!"

...

………

"It's right?" He put his home night vision device on his head and stepped on the wooden ladder and leaned on the wall invisibly. The magician looked at the entire Luoyang City and barking everywhere, and the torches flashed with chaos, and his face was clearly smug.

To the sorcerer's sage, the two people standing in the yard... No, it should be said that monsters and humans both held their foreheads unacceptably.

In the end, Aili, the Miao mercenary, spoke first:

"Ah, Second Master, it's not good to do this now, it's different from what you said before."

"Different? Brothers Aili, let me, the second master, tell me, carefully. "Wei Ye took the wooden ladder with one hand and looked back at Aili, but he was wearing a night vision device on his head, and he still looked like a large dragonfly.

"The beautiful birds released by Aili and the beautiful flowers planted by the second master, I did scare people. From the high-ranking official in Buguangli to the poor students outside Kaiyangmen, they all felt that the sky was about to fall."

Wei Ye smiled with a plan, but no matter how he looked, he was gloating like watching the fire from the other side of the river, "Don't the stories in the Miao village always say that? When the sky was about to fall, the capable and tall people didn't care about robbing men and women in the village anymore, so he had to bring rice wine and beef and ask the gods not to let the gods fall. They were deceived by the second master and went to ask the gods for the gods, and the poor people in the village would have a way out."

"Uncle, I still can't understand the story of the Miao family, I have never been exposed to it."

Before the explanation Sima Ling wanted, Ai Li nodded: "After hearing the master's words, the heads all went to find the gods. The little head in the village brought everyone up, stripped the stilt house of the heads, divided the stilt house of the heads, and the heads were all divided, and the heads were not back. Is that true?"

Wei Ye nodded, then circled his niece, and smiled and rubbed Sima Ling's double buns, and said with a big laugh:

"Ling, how about it? Are you convinced? The guys from the Miao family are so smart."

"Accept me? Why should I be convinced? Let me go quickly!" Sima Ling shook his head while struggling with Wei Ye, "I went to see outside Kaiyang Gate. Those nerds in the Imperial Academy were disturbed by your actions, but what about it? Even if the court started fighting again, Sister Gan and the others might not be able to take off their bodies?"

"Get out? What body should I take off?" Wei Ye spread his hands and asked Sima Ling to escape from him. He looked at the location of the Northern Wei and the Emperor Xiyuan with a smile.

"Even those idiots who have a fanatical admiration for imperial power are all people who live in civil society since childhood. The soldiers and spies in the Dagu Mansion may pretend to be respectful for their temporary goals, and the urban managers of the Northern Quarter may maintain a relatively equal illusion of the monarch and ministers for the sake of the legend of famous ministers and wise rulers. But..."

Wei Ye's tone changed his tone: "As long as they remember that their identity is an adventurer in the astral world, rather than a general traveler who was assimilated by different time and space after passive travel, the way of the king, minister, concubine and wife will not be the bridle that is tied to their heads. Auspiciousness comes from the sky and chaos in Luoyang, and I have achieved this game. For every political force that has already entered the game, it has become an instinct to take advantage of the chaos to obtain the greatest benefits. I am just afraid that they still feel that the chaos is not big enough!"

Wei Ye raised his eyebrows and continued, consciously, as he had already had a sage of history like a sage in the bamboo forest.

"Even the baboons in Africa know how to chew a few tooth marks on the tree branch where the baboon king loves to sit and send the old baboon king to feed the crocodile. Looking at the chaos that came early, could it be that Zhao Yalong and Qin Feng are not even as good as baboons in Africa?"

After saying this, Wei Ye turned around, dragged Aili very well, and walked out the door: "With the city managers of the Northern Quarter are busy catching birds and turtles, we will go out to trample the spots tonight to make the chaos in Luoyang City bigger."

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………

Some people are in the shadows, afraid that the world will be chasing the cold wind and lit ghost fires everywhere, while others are busy with the traditional palace competition drama.

The ten regular attendants in the forbidden area have always been led by Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong as the auxiliary, while the remaining eight regular attendants have only two men and horses to follow. It is not for anything else, just because the current emperor Liu Hong is nostalgic, and the ones he trusts most are Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong.

Although Zhang Rang was a eunuch, he was well maintained as a powerful eunuch who had been through the two dynasties. Although he was also ordinary with a fair face, his temperament was completely different from the evil aura of an eunuch who died in the eunuch. In terms of appearance, this powerful eunuch, who was not young but tall, had a very good demeanor like a minister in the palace.

In terms of official rank, qualifications, and real power, Zhang Changshi had almost reached the peak of the eunuch industry, continuing Zhao Gao's remarks and setting an example for the nine thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian thousands of years later.

But tonight, the leader of the eunuch party was wearing court uniforms and stood in front of Chongxian Gate. He seemed to have the idea of ​​taking over the work of Weiwei Temple.

Of course, Zhang Changshi had to guard Chongxian Gate. The small yellow gate that accompanied him was a large group, including those who were carrying fox furs, those who prepared charcoal furnaces, and those who brought food boxes, and those who were always warmed up with hot water. Zhang Changshi was the master of the inner palace. He would not serve properly, but don’t mess around in the palace.

Of course, it was not that Zhang Changshi was waiting here. He had a clever confidant who had to use his own hands. He went to the front station early in the morning to spread the news that since Zi ascended the throne today, disasters and demons have followed one after another. However, this auspiciousness has come out for the first time. Such a major event could not be accidentally welcomed by the palace, otherwise the emperor would be very happy, but he was disturbed by the people below. The emperor was just unhappy. That old Changshi Zhang was not a joke!

Mr. Zhang was unhappy. What else can you do with your whole family and relatives? You jumped into the well together as soon as possible and even lost your body!

But today, Zhang Changshi Zhang was destined to be unhappy. Because at this time, a small yellow gate rushed over and shouted: "Dad father-in-law, Feng Changshi led his men to stop the cart escorting Xiangrui in front of the imperial road!"
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