Chapter 310 Arrogant road robbers!
Chapter 310 The Arrogant Road Robber!
Zhou Shaoming was disgusted by the cold, so he kicked Will Smith on the butt and said viciously: "Do you know why Jim Carrey did it 76 times? It's because he made the same joke with me as you did."
Zhou Shaoming's threat was indeed effective. Will Smith quickly raised his hands and swore: "Man, you won't take it to heart, will you? The Smith Zhou I know is a great director with a broad mind. In the words of you Chinese, eh,
Even if a big man can run a carriage on his belly, I think you are also such a person!"
Zhou Shaoming laughed loudly after hearing this. It felt really good to be complimented by a big star. He smiled and corrected Will Smith: "It's not that a big man's belly can run a carriage, but that a prime minister's belly can punt a boat."
Will Smith shrugged: "Your Chinese characters and language are so profound, I can't understand them at all."
Zhou Shaoming didn't bother to explain to him, so the two of them broke up in front of the Chinese restaurant called Guangzhou Restaurant and drove away.
When Zhou Shaoming returned home, Robert Jr. put his feet on the sandalwood coffee table in the living room, with a cigar in his mouth, reclining on the sofa and watching TV. The ashes of the cigar shook directly on Zhou Shaoming's expensive Persian carpet.
Another bad friend, Jeremy, was also smoking comfortably. When Zhou Shaoming saw it, it turned out to be the Nine-Five Master that he asked Director Ang Lee to bring back from China last time. It can be sold for one or two hundred yuan in China.
The sky-high price, let alone in the United States, but now it was ruined by Jeremy, Zhou Shaoming's heart bleeds.
"Ah. You two have gone too far, my Persian carpet, my ninety-five nobles, ah, I'm going to kill you!" Zhou Shaoming angrily threw the bag in his hand at Little Robert, but Little Robert didn't care at all.
Instead, he turned to Jeremy and joked: "Man, do you believe it now? This guy is a miser, and he only sees his expensive carpets and Chinese cigarettes."
Jeremy also nodded seriously: "Yeah, we really made friends accidentally. To meet such a person and treat him as a brother, bullshit!"
Zhou Shaoming was so angry that his lungs almost exploded. It turned out that these two guys did it on purpose.
"Why, are you coming to my territory to find trouble?" Zhou Shaoming kicked away Robert's feet that were resting on the coffee table. He sat down and lectured: "This is sandalwood. It won't be worth so much money if I sell it to you.
"
Little Robert and Jeremy looked at Scrooge Zhou Shaoming with disdain and raised their middle fingers at the same time.
Zhou Shaoming ignored them and snatched his Nine-Five Supreme from Jeremy's bag, then smoked one and lit it, and said disdainfully: "Why, you came to my house to get food again?"
The two big stars ignored Zhou Shaoming. They were already immune to Zhou Shaoming's money-keeping.
At this time, Christina came out of the kitchen, lay on Zhou Shaoming and kissed him: "My dear, we can start dinner!"
Hearing this, Robert Jr. and Jeremy were even more excited than Zhou Shaoming. Before Christina finished speaking, they rushed to the dining table and sat down.
Coincidentally, Avril also came down from upstairs!
"Haha. I just like the food cooked by Christina. It actually has a Chinese flavor. Zhou, you are really lucky!" Robert said while putting food in his mouth.
In fact, the two of them like to come to Zhou Shaoming's house for a meal whenever they have time. Although Jamie is a big star, he prefers to be alone, so he doesn't hire a nanny.
Moreover, Robert Jr.'s last marriage left a shadow on him, and Jeremy has been busy and has no time to find a girlfriend. Both of them are single now. In Chinese terms, they are diamonds.
Zhou Shaoming often attacks these two guys, but the attacks are ineffective. Now there is no chance to attack them.
"Haha, I think so too." Zhou Shaoming patted Christina on the shoulder, and the latter immediately gave her a passionate kiss.
"I heard you're pretty good at cooking?" Jeremy asked.
Zhou Shaoming was very proud, raised his thumb and said: "When it comes to eating, drinking, and cooking, we Chinese are like this." Then he gestured with his thumb: "And you Americans, this is what you do." He pointed down again.
He raised his little finger.
However, Robert Jr. and Jeremy, who usually like to argue with Zhou Shaoming, actually agreed with Zhou Shaoming this time: "You Chinese have a history of five thousand years, which is really scary. At that time, not to mention the United States, even Europe were still drinking blood.
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When it came to the history of China, Zhou Shaoming got excited, so he gave a simple and clear introduction to the history of China, including those historical celebrities.
For the other four people, ancient and mysterious China has an inexplicable attraction for them. So they agreed that they must go to China after the Oscar Awards next year.
Robert and Jeremy left at ten o'clock in the evening. After Zhou Shaoming and Christina lingered all night, they fell asleep. But Zhou Shaoming felt that he had just fallen asleep, and his cell phone rang immediately.
"Hello." Zhou Shaoming answered the phone weakly. Christina also turned her body to the other side, obviously being woken up as well.
"Hey, buddy, it's me." It's Will Smith. After Will Smith went back yesterday, he felt more and more that the story Zhou Shaoming told yesterday was very suitable for him, and he could conclude that as long as Zhou Shaoming makes this movie,
It was definitely a classic blockbuster, so Will Smith couldn't hold himself back. After a sleepless night, he finally called Zhou Shaoming.
"Well, I know it's you, what's wrong?" Zhou Shaoming replied.
"How's the script going? You know, I can't sleep at night now." Will Smith said a Chinese idiom, but it was said in a weird accent, which made Zhou Shaoming burst into laughter.
"I have already called the screenwriter, and I will talk to the screenwriter today. Man, there is an old saying in China that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."
After hanging up the phone from Will Smith, Zhou Shaoming slept until noon before getting up. Christina had already gone to the set. However, she left a table of sumptuous meals behind.
In the afternoon, Zhou Shaoming drove to Supernova Company. Today he will discuss some details with the screenwriter. Now, Zhou Shaoming no longer does the work such as writing scripts. Instead, he has a strong team of screenwriters. As long as Zhou Shaoming has a good idea, these screenwriters will
You can write the perfect script.
However, as soon as Zhou Shaoming left home, he found a black Buick car following him.
Since the last filming of "Resident Evil" was successful, the system gave him a reward for strengthening his body. Strengthening the body not only simply increases the force value, but also strengthens other organs. Such as sensitivity, observation, hearing, etc. So he can easily
He felt like a car was following him!
Zhou Shaoming suffered an assassination while filming "Spring of the Cowherd Class". Later, the kidnapping and robbery did not happen. But the fact that it did not happen does not mean that he can take it lightly. After all, the security of the United States can be said to be terrible.
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And because he has yellow skin and has achieved such brilliant results in Hollywood, many American radical groups have targeted Zhou Shaoming. He once even received an email containing bullets.
Zhou Shaoming saw that there was something wrong with the black Buick car. He immediately accelerated, trying to use the excellent performance of his Ferrari sports car to get rid of the other party.
But the driver of the black Buick car was obviously not a rookie. On the contrary, he was probably a master. He actually used the Buick to keep up with Zhou Shaoming's Ferrari sports car.
Zhou Shaoming frowned and was about to speed up again, but at this moment, a large truck suddenly spun and landed in the middle of the road.
"**!"
In a panic, Zhou Shaoming roared and wanted to brake, but it was too late. He quickly turned the steering wheel.
In an instant, Lafali made a beautiful drift. Then, there was a roar! The sports car was directly on the guardrail next to the highway.
Zhou Shaoming was caught off guard, and his head suddenly collided violently with the car window. Fortunately, thanks to the excellent safety device of the Rally sports car, nothing serious happened. Even so, after a few seconds of struggle, Zhou Shaoming still passed out!
In the blink of an eye, before many people on the street could react, the big truck suddenly stretched out a crane arm from the carriage, quickly dragged Zhou Shaoming's Ferrari sports car into the carriage, and then drove away in full view of everyone.
The whole process takes less than five minutes, which is so fast that people cannot react!
Only then did anyone think of calling the police.
"Oh my God! What did I see? Is this a movie?"
"Ferrari! It was robbed just like that!"
"The speed was so fast, it happened before I even saw it clearly. When did Main Street America become so dangerous?"
The drivers, passers-by, etc. who reacted were all stunned and muttered to themselves for a long time.
Jamie is a reporter for a small newspaper in Chicago. Today he learned that two starlets were going on a date in a cafe in front of him, so he stayed here and waited. Unexpectedly, instead of waiting for the starlets, a kidnapping party came.
case.
Out of professional habit, Jamie filmed everything that happened in these few minutes.
However, the license plate numbers of the big truck and the black Buick sedan were covered, so now we can only find out the victim's license plate number.
Generally speaking, tabloids are very well-organized, that is, they will publish whatever news is popular. Although Jamie is an entertainment reporter, he can also be a news reporter occasionally.
While others were calling the police, Jamie dialed his editor-in-chief’s phone number: “Hey, boss, guess what I saw near the University of Chicago?” Jamie was a little proud.
"Say it, don't sell it." Jamie's editor-in-chief was obviously impatient.
"Yes, yes, boss." Jamie nodded and bowed, as if he was facing his editor-in-chief.
"Yeah." The editor-in-chief was very satisfied with Jamie's attitude, so his tone softened a little.
"It's a kidnapping case, haha..." Jamie laughed excitedly, and then gestured as he spoke: "It must be hard for you to imagine that this is the city center, and it's noon now, no
Damn it's midnight, but someone was actually kidnapped here. The victim was driving a luxury Ferrari sports car at a very fast speed. It seemed that he had realized that someone was going to kidnap him. Behind him, a black car followed
Buick car. When they arrived at the city center, a large truck suddenly rushed out of the fork in the road and blocked the path of the Ferrari sports car. The Ferrari owner had no choice but to crash into the guardrail. Then someone on the big truck used a crane to lift the Ferrari.
The sports car fell into the bed of the big truck and sped away. It only took a few minutes, oh! God, it’s really hard to believe.”
"Oh, really?" The editor-in-chief was also a little interested, so he asked: "Did you take the photo? If you did, report it to the agency immediately, and don't worry about those damn little celebrities dating."
"Of course I got a photo, and it's very clear!" Jamie patted his camera and replied excitedly.
Then he hung up the phone and drove away. A few minutes later, the police arrived.
At this moment, Zhou Shaoming, who didn't know where he was already, slowly opened his eyes and felt that the surroundings were dark.
"Hiss..." He touched his injured head and felt it was wet. He must have been injured.
He tried hard to recall everything that had just happened, and then he rationalized his thoughts and came to the conclusion that he had been kidnapped.
"Hey, beauty! Come out quickly! Something big happened! I've been fucking kidnapped! I've been kidnapped!" Zhou Shaoming summoned the system anxiously.
After being kidnapped, Zhou Shaoming knew that the only thing that could save him now was the system.
But no matter how Zhou Shaoming summoned him, the system just ignored him.
"Could it be that the system is going on vacation again? Damn it, even if you go, you can't rush it at this juncture!" Seeing that the system didn't respond, Zhou Shaoming finally calmed down and began to think about his situation. At the same time, he became calm: "Even if it doesn't happen,
System, I, Zhou Shaoming, can also escape from here!"
While thinking confidently, Zhou Shaoming began to look around. After the system was strengthened, Zhou Shaoming's eyes were not very good. Even in a dark prison, he could still see the surrounding environment clearly.
From the analysis of the scene seen, this place should have been a basement originally, and it was also the basement of an ordinary home, because there were some household appliances and children's old toys scattered around.
The basement is very large, almost 60 square meters. Not far from Zhou Shaoming, there is a wooden staircase with four or five stairs.
But the position where Zhou Shaoming is located has been isolated by an iron cage. In other words, Zhou Shaoming is in an iron cage at this time.
Zhou Shaoming looked at the steel bars of the iron cage, and then broke them hard without moving at all.
Chapter completed!