Chapter 883 Pirates are actually very simple
"Remember, we can't sink them! We are not fighting, but doing business, without enemies, only cargo! The yacht is full of young men and ladies with noble identities. If they bump into each other, they will not be sold at a good price! Do you understand?" The bearded pirate captain was really worried about the group of rough people under his command, so he repeatedly reminded everyone: "Can't fire! Do you understand? We must give full play to the speed of the Black Mosli and drive up and jump to the gang! Remember, those young men and daughters can be captured and not hurt them!"
"But... Captain, if he makes those goods miserable, such as cutting off his nose and ears, and sending them to their families, wouldn't it be more persuasive? Maybe he can make those big men pay more money obediently." The sailor said.
"You are really a dangerous guy. You are indeed very qualifying to be a gold medal pirate." The captain looked at the sailor and made a strange "hehe" sound.
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, I hate Captain. Even if the truth is true, you can't tell it so straightforward. If I become proud, then what would happen..." The sailor felt that he was really moved. After knowing him for so long, it was the first time he was praised by the captain. He suddenly felt that his dark destiny line was beginning to fill with perfect sunshine. After he finished this ticket and returned to Pirate Port, he must go to a casino of a certain Asian dragon. Although so far, the sailor has spent almost every copper plate in that small gambling hall, the persistent and firm Mr. Sailor still felt that he must have made a fortune.
Maybe this will happen soon. Isn’t there a saying that bottoms out and rebounds or something?
The next second, a heavy hammer that hit his forehead ended his imagination.
"Hey hehe hehe, you're so head?" The captain covered his forehead and actually he felt very painful. Then he pointed at his subordinates and cursed: "If you want your stupid one to become the captain, we have been hung on the bridge to hang it as a seagull's lunch! So you, can you occasionally use your brain? Yes, you cut off some parts and send them back to someone. Maybe it can shock those big people, but in fact it will only have a counterproductive effect. I know the mental state of those big people too well. They may spend money to redeem their descendants, but they may not necessarily pay attention to the already disabled descendants... They can neither inherit the family business nor use it for marriage, so what's the point? What's the benefit of offending them to death!"
"Uh, the captain is indeed the captain!" The sailor covered his head and showed a sudden enlightenment again: "It turns out that it is different to be educated. You actually know the big guys so well!"
"That's natural, like me, I was also a person who went out of the upper class banquets and gatherings. I originally thought that if everything went well, I could become a person with some influence before retirement. But now... tsk, no one can understand the virtues of those big guys who eat people and don't spit bones better than me. Except for that kind of thing, I can survive. Is this really the favor of the goddesses?" The captain patted his chest, showing a look of lingering fear.
"How could the goddess favor you, an old and ugly bearded man? It is obviously your cousin favoring you." The first mate, former navigator, still looked stern and coldly threw away a cold and arrogant complaint, without leaving any face for the "in-chief boss".
Of course, the Captain was still speechless. Perhaps it was absolutely because the other party said it was too reasonable, or it felt that the other party could not afford to offend him. In short, the Captain, who had been completely accustomed to being criticized by his first mate, just pretended that he had not heard the other party at all, turned his head and continued to shout to the crew: "Gentlemen, we are pirates! Ferocious pirates! We hold a bottle of wine in the left hand and treasures in the right hand! Yes, all the gold, silver, jewelry, and fine wine and delicacies on the ship are everyone's spoils!"
He pondered for a moment. He found that this little bit of motivation did not seem to have fully aroused the fighting spirit of his subordinates, so he simply shouted: "We are pirates! Pirates with abilities, beautiful girls, please come to our arms! Yes, I understand! Everyone has been drifting on the sea for so many months, and they are all feeling uncomfortable! So, except for those with identities, the rest of the people on the boat were all distributed to everyone!"
According to the message sent by his own Scout Scout, there were indeed a few maids on the ship, and many girls with exposed clothes, which were obviously girls brought out by the young men from the high-end club in Neosfia. The young masters and daughters in the big men's family could not move, and these people were always moved. To put it bluntly, the pirate captain's promising job was of course difficult, but it was simple and simple. As long as you give enough of your subordinates at the right time, you will be more loyal than when the knights supported the lord.
Sure enough, just as the captain thought, his words finally ushered in the "screaming" howls of the crew. The ** Silk Pirate Sailors who had been tortured by the stinky salted fish sprouted potatoes and sour black breads of three months were almost rebelled. They were so full of morale on the spot.
"Well, sure enough, ordinary sailors still have to find such simple-minded people." The captain said so authentically: "You can fool them by just taking some corners."
Yes, whether it is gold, silver, treasures, maids from wealthy families or top ladies in high-end nightclubs, they are really just scraps compared to the "meat goods" on the boat, but I will definitely not talk about such things... In short, the biggest income is accepted by me, the captain.
Thinking of this, he suddenly couldn't help but shivered and looked at the Miss Sailor with a stern face beside him. Well, it's up to the leadership class on our ship? And the offerings given to my cousin must be given enough. God is pitiful, that's a guy who kills without blinking, and even relatives have no mercy to talk about. 5555, this kind of real world without any warmth is really ugly!
The captain's feelings were deeply rooted, especially those who once came from the "upper society" and now he can only go up the mountain and fall into the sea to fall into the grass. When seeing real people from every world and every class, they can deeply understand the ruthlessness of the world.
"Don't blame me. The young master and the young master, this world is very cruel, and it's great to be alive. Don't worry, I won't hurt you. At most, I'll let you grow up early and ask your father and mother to pay some tuition." The captain said so authentically. Although he is a pirate, he still regards himself as a pious goddess and people in his heart. In order to seek peace of mind, he can only proclaim himself in his heart at all times.
"... You can see the ship!" The sound of the lookout hand was uploaded from the top of the mast: "OK... Well. OK..."
"I'm sure what it is!" the captain said loudly in a angrily manner.
"At least it's not a warship..." The lookout hand said embarrassedly: "Captain, but I really can't tell what that ship is. I really have never seen such a strange ship."
Any useless guys should be killed. When you find a place with sharks, let’s see how I deal with you! The captain wanted to threaten the other party like this, but the eldest mate, Miss Fanting, frowned and said, “Will there be any problem?”
"There will be no problem!" Before the captain could speak, the female winged man of the scout captain (actually she was the only one) on the boat said: "I have circled around the boat several times, except for a few coolie sailors. There are indeed no strong men. When I went over, what banquet was being held on the boat. Delicious food, fine wine... Woo woo... I have never even seen those things."
Miss Winged Man named Bonnie started drooling when she thought of this. She felt that no matter how gold and silver treasures were, she could not compare to the dazzling array of exquisite snacks and cold dishes on the boat. She could immediately satisfy her tongue and appetite that had been tortured by stinky salted fish and sprouted potatoes for several months. She could no longer hold it back.
"It always sounds a bit suspicious... Neosfia's young men do go out to sea often, but they are basically near the sea where the navy patrols routinely, but this place has far deviated from the channel." The eldest mate said in a deep voice: "Their elders have never reminded them. Do we, the pirates in Chenhai?"
"Maybe if you want to find excitement, maybe you might be called a playboy if you are so cautious in your big man's family? "The Female Wing Human said.
The eldest mate didn't say anything else. She had to admit that what the other party actually said made several reasons. Her colleagues occasionally had similar examples of successful robbery of yachts, and they really extorted a large amount of ransom.
"Anyway! Let's take a look!" The captain said to his subordinates: "Anyway, I'm very confident in Black Mori... uh, Miss Fantine, your driving skills. If something is wrong, just run away! Even the most elite and advanced fast cruisers of Neosfia and the high elves will only be eaten in front of us!"
The first mate and navigator nodded. As mentioned earlier, women who can be involved in the pirate circle and have a good time must have unique skills, and Miss Fantine is like this. She is a serious student who graduated from Neosfia Naval Academy, and she is learning about ship driving and sea measurement. Of course, why did this lady who should have a bright future become a pirate? This is a long story that goes off topic.
So, this ship with a rare elegant and narrow figure in a pirate ship sailed in the predetermined direction. The sailors descended the sails along the wind direction, and the combat members took out their weapons to prepare for battle. Although the Captain himself felt that his subordinates were all a group of fools with simple minds and destined to have no future, just look at the energetic spirit of the people on their faces. Although they held various weapons in their hands as if they were a rascal, they were all bandits.
Naval battles are different from land. They are very useless in heavy weapons and long weapons. All the weapons used by pirates are mainly swords, daggers, axes and small warhammers. Many people also carry crossbows. In addition, there are four crossbows on the Black Jasmine, which can fire giant crossbows or explosion arrows with extremely strong penetration to destroy the target's hull.
We must know that pirates are not navy and do not aim at sinking the opponent during combat, so such heavy weapon configuration is already very perfect.
Overall, although the Black Jasmine was modified and upgraded by a stolen postal ship, it was upgraded very successfully and indeed it is a nearly perfect pirate ship.
Seeing that the sailors had pushed the crossbows down the side of the ship, the captain couldn't help but remind him again: "Remember, when their masts and rudders! Use armor-piercing crossbows, who asked you to replace them with bombs and incendiary bombs? These things are all alchemy products of magicians. A shell is more valuable than your life! Whoever dares to use it, I will tie him to the shaft and fire it out!"
If you say this kind of thing to ordinary people, it is still harsh, but we all know that the spiritual structure of pirates is different from that of ordinary people after all. As long as you can eat meat and drink big bowls, there is a gold coins in your pocket and there is a woman under your body, even if you greet their ancestors for the eighteen generations, there is no problem. So, these pirates just laughed and said that they had listened.
The Black Jasmine, which was still a postal ship back then, was indeed very fast. Everyone on the ship had soon seen the small dots at the end of the sea level. Soon, as the small dots gradually grew bigger and longer, the whole picture completely fell into the eyes of every pirate.
The streamlined ship curves are gentle and elegant, and the silver hull is slender and smooth, just like a noble white swan. Indeed, the appearance of this ship does not conform to the common sense of these pirates, but we must understand that intelligent creatures have the same understanding of aesthetics. No matter how rough and reckless a person is, he will never be disgusted with graceful and elegant things.
This must be a yacht! Yes, except for those big, tedious and bored big men, no one would make the boat look like this inexplicable ghost.
"Be good, what a beautiful lady!" Pirate a licked the corner of his mouth, smiled lewdly, his face full of vulgarity.
"Yes, the more beautiful the lady is, the more interesting it looks when she is frightened!" Pirate b patted his belly and shook his tendons all over his body.
"I can't wait to see this beautiful lady running away with her head in her arms. Oh oh oh, I'm excited!" The pirate waved his axe and dagger and howled.
"Yeah, this is the morale of the army!" The captain nodded with great satisfaction, and the thug waved his head hard: "Let's go up! Remember what I said, catch the alive, and try not to destroy this ship!"
He felt that a ship with beautiful lines should have been built by some super big man for a lot of money, and he could also try to blackmail, and maybe the ransom would be higher than that of the "meat goods".
At this time, the silver "Miss Beautiful" seemed to finally react, twisted her body, and began to accelerate slowly, probably preparing to escape.
The pirates were even more excited. As they said, they pushed down and forced them down. The tragedy, Chu Ge, who had never seen the world, and the barbarian who was destined to only know the anal coming and the anal passing for the rest of their lives, actually had no artistic taste. Only like a cat and a mouse or an eagle catching a chicken, chased me and hid and hid, and finally forced the girl into a corner step by step, and then hehe... This can be regarded as the way to play a pirate with culture, integrity and taste.
"Prepare to fire the cannon and break their masts and rudders!" the captain said loudly.
"... But, Captain, there is no mast on that ship! Uh, there seems to be no steering wheel." A pirate was aiming at the crossbow for a long time but could not find the target, and finally realized the problem.
"And, don't you think it's a bit strange? Why did that boat come to us instead?" someone couldn't help but ask.
Chapter completed!