Chapter 31 Farce
When he entered the door, Luo Tian looked at it and found that it was a common yard in a farmhouse, a two-and-a-half-story building. In front of the building was a small yard surrounded by walls. There were several pomegranate trees planted in the northeast corner of the yard, and in the northwest there was a grape rack with a stone table and several stools placed under the shelf.
The yard of nearly 200 square meters should have been empty, but it was crowded with people and was talking about it.
"What the hell is going on? What happened to Zhao Fei's family?"
"Hey~~~~ I heard that his baby girl is sick."
"I'm sick? Why don't I go to the hospital if I'm sick?"
"I've gone. I heard that even the hospitals in the provincial capital have gone to, and there is no help!"
"What's the disease?"
"I'm crazy, I must be possessed by evil spirits!"
"Oh, no wonder I hired a Taoist priest. It seems that I want to catch a ghost!"
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Crowding into the crowd, Luo Tian found that there were not only Taoist priests, Taoist nuns, but also monks in the circle, and each had their own magic weapons: those holding whisks, those carrying wooden fish, those carrying peach wood swords, each had their own pomp, those carrying Taoist boys and Taoist nuns, sitting cross-legged in the corner... If you don't pay attention, you would think you have arrived at the temple fair.
Shaking his head, Luo Tian whispered to the Ninth Master beside him:
"Justice Jiu, this is not a solution. What's the point of squeezing this person here?"
Master Jiu frowned, turned his head to Luo Tieniu and said, "Tieniu, drive people out and clear the yard."
"good."
Luo Tieniu unceremoniously pushed away the person blocking him, walked to the scene, and shouted: "I'll leave the yard, what's the best thing to look like!"
"Let's go! I'm not polite to surround me again!"
Seeing that the crowd was still moving, Luo Tieniu shouted loudly, reached out and pushed the person standing in front out.
"What are you doing? What are you pushing?!"
"Is this your yard? If you don't leave, I'll throw you out!"
Luo Tieniu was as famous as his name, and he was like a black buffalo. His eyes were like a copper bell, and he was fierce and evil. With this scream, he was like a thunderclap. Everyone was startled and slowly retreated. The person who was pushed by Luo Tieniu just now did not dare to say anything, and left in shame. If he stayed still, he believed that Luo Tieniu's fist would definitely hit his face.
"Bang!"
Luo Tieniu closed the courtyard gate, clapped his hands and said, "Now, the world is quiet."
"Nothing! There are so many people, the yang energy is heavy, so that the evil energy can be washed away! Now, you drive people away and the yang energy is gone!"
Luo Tian looked in the direction where the sound came and found a thin Taoist priest staring at Luo Tieniu, and the whisk in his hand was pointing at Luo Tieniu.
"Oh, you said there is no yang energy here? I am still a childhood body, one of them is more than a hundred people watching the fun. Do you think I'm right?"
Before Luo Tian could say anything, Luo Tieniu had already strode to the Taoist priest and shouted loudly.
"Wuliang Tianzun, you...what do you want to do..."
"I said, is there enough yang energy in this yard now or not enough??"
Luo Tieniu was nearly two meters tall, like an iron tower. On the contrary, the Taoist priest was probably a little over one meter six, dry, thin, sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks. The two stood together and looked like one was an eagle and the other was a chick.
"Foot...foot...it's really too much, even more than before..."
Seeing this, Luo Tian and Feng Leyao laughed at each other. Barbaric also has the benefits of barbaric. The Taoist priest was frightened by Luo Tieniu and never dared to speak nonsense again.
"It's really nonsense! Yang Qi is not Yang Qi."
Luo Tieniu muttered and walked back to Luo Tian and Feng Leyao, and at this moment Zhao Fei accompanied an old lady to the yard.
"My masters, I'm asking you here today to trouble you."
Luo Tian knew that the old lady who was talking should be Zhao Fei's mother Yang Ying. The old lady was kind-eyed but had a tired look on her face. It was obvious that her granddaughter's illness had tortured her.
The monks and Taoist nuns in the yard immediately surrounded them when they saw the old lady coming out. They knew that the one in front of them was their financial support!
"Master Kongkong, what should you do if you see my granddaughter's illness? Can it be cured?"
Yang Ying first asked a monk standing opposite her.
"Amitabha Buddha, the Dharma is boundless, and it is just a trivial matter to subdue demons and exorcise evil spirits."
"That's great! Master Kongkong, don't worry, as long as my son's illness is cured, I will definitely donate a large sum of 5,000 yuan in sesame oil, no, 100,000 yuan!"
As soon as Yang Ying's words fell, the Taoist priests and nuns around him suddenly started to quarrel like a pot of porridge:
"There is no other way to cure the illness of Wuliang Tianzun, the old lady, the son."
"Pinni has a prescription on his hand, which can cure his granddaughter's illness, ensuring that the root of the disease will be broken after three doses of medicine."
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Master Kongkong saw that this was all right? He opened his hands and spread the people around him, saying:
"Old donor, your granddaughter is invaded by evil demons. Only by expelling it can you return to normal. My Buddhist Buddhism is bright and it is most suitable for treating such diseases."
"Hmph! My Taoist alchemy is the most effective."
"A talisman passed down a thousand years ago, which is definitely a test of all spirits."
"Farting, I have been in the world for decades and have developed a Hercules Pill. Whether it is cold or cold, foreign evil invasion, all the spirits are tried!"
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Luo Tian looked at the farce in front of him and shook his head in his heart. Yang Ying was definitely in a hurry to seek medical treatment. The people in the yard were obviously traveling around the world, and there was no real talent.
Where has Yang Ying seen such a scene?
A bunch of people quarreled around them. They were old and felt dizzy and at a loss after a while.
"Everyone, calm down!"
Seeing this situation, Luo Tian immediately walked over and drove the Taoist priests who were blocking him to the side.
"Amitabha, I can only treat this disease!"
"I'm just talking nonsense, whoever has the ability will cure it!"
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Luo Tian shook his head. These people were originally for money. When he heard that Yang Ying was willing to pay 100,000 yuan, how could he rush over like a shark that smelled blood?
"ah!!!!!"
Just as everyone was arguing, a long scream suddenly sounded in the room, and then a girl rushed out with her hair disheveled. When she saw the person, she first paused, and then rushed over like a hungry tiger!
The Taoist nun could not hide and was caught. The girl bit her shoulders without hesitation.
"Yo...ah..."
The Taoist nun was so painful that her face twisted, and she was blown to the corner of the wall with the so-called talisman passed down thousands of years ago in her hand.
"Master Kongkong, you...you should do it quickly."
When Yang Ying saw this, she quickly screamed. She knew that her granddaughter was going crazy again.
"Ah... Amitabha, very... OK..."
Master Kongkong knocked on the Muyu in his hand. He was just a liar, so how could he have any skills? He had already been frightened when he saw a girl like a madman, but now this situation is already difficult to get rid of. He shook the Buddhist beads in his hand and said intermittently:
"The monk... purifies the body... barriers... yin and yang... breaks the barriers... and achieves auspiciousness!"
Perhaps because of hearing the sound, the girl biting the Taoist nun let go of her mouth, turned around and rushed towards Kongkong, her hands spread out and her fingers crossed. She got the long nails that were so black that they looked like ink, like a female ghost!
"Mom!"
When Kong Kong looked at it, he turned around and ran away in fear. The wooden fish in his hand was thrown to the ground. The Taoist nun ran away immediately at this time, and he couldn't care about the Thousand Years of Sprite in the corner of the wall.
When Yang Ying saw this, she grabbed the doctor next to him and said, "Doctor, don't you have any Hercules Pills?"
"This...I...I...forgot to bring my Hercules Maple...I forgot to bring it, I'll go back and get it now!"
After saying that, he shook Yang Ying's hand away, turned around and rushed out of the yard. For a moment, the yard was full of chaos, and all the Taoist priests and monks ran out, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.
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