"To enter or not to enter? Alas---! If I enter, wouldn't it be like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth? Remember back then, as soon as this bitch returned to Beijing, I rushed to entertain him with a hundred and eighty dogs, so forget it.

, and then I relied on my superiority to beat him with a broom. Forget it all, the most important thing is that I helped his father take the position of Dazai that was most likely his, and made him

He also became the emperor's gunner, squeezed Tong Guan down, and became the privy councillor. Wow! Calculating it like this, how much hatred there is. If I were him, I would have to make this man squat down and bark like a dog, and lower his head to shine his own shoes.

, let the ugliest man in the world get his anus wet every day until he is on the verge of collapse."

Li Qi squatted in a corner next to the British Duke's mansion, scratching his head and muttering in his mouth. The more he talked, the more worried he became, and he almost scratched his scalp. It was really hard for him to come to beg Cai You.

It's so hard for him.

Ma Qiao, who was leaning against the wall, looked at Li Qi's behavior and felt depressed for him. He said, "Commander Bu, we have been squatting here for half an hour. Should we go in or not?"

Li Qi raised his head, looked up at Ma Qiao, and said depressedly: "Ma Qiao, you don't know something. If I enter this door, it will be a narrow escape from death. Even if I am lucky, I will lose 10% of my chance of survival."

When we arrive, I’m afraid my fame will be lost here.”

Ma Qiao said: "If that's the case, then I won't go."

"Not going?"

Li Qi shook his head and said, "That's not possible."

"Why not?"

Yes, why not? I just want to take the opportunity to train the Forbidden Army. In addition, there is my sister Qingzhao. Yes, leave the Forbidden Army and all the rest to me. Sister Qingzhao alone, even if there is a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire ahead, I have to

go.

Thinking of this, Li Qi's eyes showed a trace of firmness that he had never seen before. Suddenly he stood up, waved his hand and said: "Attack!"

"attack?"

"I just mean to leave!"

Li Qi rolled his eyes at Ma Qiao, but before he had taken two steps, he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Sell pears, sell pears." He turned around and saw an uncle passing by carrying the load.

"Wait!"

Li Qi suddenly stopped and said, "Maqiao, did you find that we are missing something?"

Ma Qiao looked at himself, then looked at Li Qi, shook his head and said: "Our limbs are sound, and our heads are also intact, right?"

This idiot is really hopeless. Li Qi rolled his eyes and said, "I'm talking about forgetting something."

"what?"

"Of course it's a gift! Damn it! If I came to ask for help and didn't even bring a gift, if it were you, would you agree? Really, I don't understand this kind of human nature. Fortunately, I thought of it, otherwise that guy would see me coming to my door later.

I don’t even have a gift. I guess they’ll kick us out before I even open my mouth.”

Li Qi waved to the pear seller and said, "Pear seller, please wait a moment."

The uncle hurried over and seemed not to recognize Li Qi. He saw Li Qi in official uniform, bowed and asked, "Sir, do you want to sell pears?"

Li Qidao: "Aren't you talking nonsense? If I don't buy pears from you, why don't I ask you to drink and spank me? Leave the pears and the load together, Ma Qiao, and pay."

Ma Qiao groaned, reached out from his pocket, and decisively took out two copper coins.

Li Qi's eyes widened in surprise and said: "Damn it. You didn't just bring this little money, did you? It's not even enough for tea."

Ma Qiao said: "It's just time for a bowl of tea. Bu Shuai, you didn't bring any money?"

It seems that I have to find a secretary! Li Qi took a few breaths hard, rubbed his forehead again, and roared: "No!"

It is said that people who laugh at poverty do not laugh at prostitutes. This is true. When the uncle saw that these two grown men did not have as much money as him, his eyes became a little strange.

What's that look? You don't think I can't afford the money and want to eat Bawang pears, do you? That's really unreasonable. Li Qi looked around and suddenly saw a foot shop not far away, and said hurriedly: "Maqiao, go and get that foot

Call the owner of the shop for me."

Ma Qiao responded and quickly walked over. After a while, he saw him walking out of the foot shop, followed by a fat man about thirty years old.

When the fat man saw Li Qi, he ran over quickly with a big belly and saluted, "I have seen Master Li." Most businessmen are accustomed to calling Li Qi Master Li.

"Who are you---?"

"The villain is the proprietor of that foot shop, his surname is Huang. In fact, the shop is also a chain store of your shop."

"Oh, it turns out to be Shopkeeper Huang. I have admired you for a long time. I have admired you for a long time."

"I don't dare, I don't dare. I don't know what Master Li's instructions are for calling the villain here?"

Li Qi looked slightly embarrassed and said: "That's it, I forgot to bring money today---." Then he pointed to the uncle selling pears.

The yellow man understood immediately and said to the pear seller: "You are such a hard-nosed man. This is the majestic King of Kitchens with the Golden Knife---."

He also said, you are afraid that I am not embarrassed enough. Li Qi didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and said: "Don't say such things. I'm in a hurry. You can help me first, and I will go to Zuixian later."

Go and get it."

"Yes Yes Yes."

The man named Huang quickly nodded in agreement.

Li Qi said to the uncle again: "Leave the burden and let the shopkeeper get the money."

The uncle now knew Li Qi's identity, so he still dared to say a word. He was so frightened that he nodded, and then walked towards the store with shopkeeper Huang. He could still faintly hear the man named Huang scolding him.

It’s so hard to be ignorant.

It’s really raining all night when the house is leaking! Li Qi sighed bitterly and said to Ma Qiao: “Shall we pick it up?”

Ma Qiao raised his nose in surprise and said, "I pick?"

Li Qi blinked and said, "It's just you and me. If you don't choose, do you want me to choose?"

Ma Qiao thought about it, but he couldn't let the proprietor carry the burden. His bodyguard was idle on the side. In desperation, he could only carry the burden. However, in order to show his expert demeanor, he folded his arms and just relied on

His shoulders were lifted up, and he walked smoothly and steadily, as if the burden was attached to his body.

Li Qi laughed and said: "Maqiao, I didn't expect you to be quite talented in this area. If I fire you in the future, you can give it a try."

Ma Qiao snorted softly and raised his head in disdain.

Li Qi had long been used to it, so he and Ma Qiao came to the door of the British Government House and knocked hard.

Boom, boom, boom!

After a while, the door opened from the inside, and a sleepy doorman poked his head out. It seemed that Li Qi's arrival had disturbed his nap, so he asked, "Who are you?"

Li Qi said with a kind face: "I am the economic envoy. I have important matters to discuss with the British minister."

As soon as the doorman heard the financial instructions, he suddenly opened his eyes and looked Li Qi up and down.

Alas! It seems that Cai You is always thinking about destroying me in the house. Li Qi straightened his back and said, "Have you seen enough?"

"That's enough, that's enough."

The doorman subconsciously nodded twice. Then he came to his senses and said, "Sir, please wait a moment. I will go and report now." After saying that, he immediately closed the door.

What are you doing? I am a third-grade official after all. Why don't you invite me to sit in the living room first? Li Qi suddenly became angry, put his hands on his hips, and panted, saying: "Maqiao, Maqiao

, have you seen it, have you seen it, a master with a certain quality will have a servant with a certain quality. It is really unreasonable."

Ma Qiao frowned and said: "Commander Bu, you can't say that. You and I are also in a master-servant relationship, but---."

Although he hesitated to speak, Li Qike understood clearly and said: "What do you mean? What do you mean? You should continue talking."

Ma Qiao knew that Li Qi was a time bomb at this time. Whoever touched him would die. He said sarcastically: "I just want to say that I will bring money with me, although it is not much."

I have to say, this guy really doesn't know how to coax people.

Li Qi was so furious that he pointed at Maqiao and was speechless for a long time. After a while, he said: "If it weren't for the sake of this pear, I would have to let you try my dog-beating stick."

Law."

Ma Qiao nodded and said nothing. He also knew that whatever he said now was wrong.

After a while, Li Qi saw that there was no movement at all from the door, and said depressedly: "This guy's mansion is not that big, right? Let me know, it will stay here for a long time."

After another long while, the door finally opened again. This time, a man dressed as a court official came out. He had a sinister look on his face and it was clear at a glance that he was not a good person.

"I'm really sorry for keeping the economic minister waiting for so long. I'm sorry."

As soon as the court master came out, he bowed his hands to Li Qi.

Li Qi was too lazy to argue with him now, and said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, Britain is busy with government affairs, I understand, you can go in now."

The court official waved his hand and said with a smile: "Sorry, we can't do it yet. My master is doing a ritual at the altar, so it's not convenient to receive guests."

"What? How to ascend to the altar?"

Li Qi was surprised and said: "Does the British public still have this ability?"

The court master nodded and said: "Master, he has been favored by heaven and has a glimpse of heaven's way. Naturally, this method of ascending to the altar is no longer an issue."

"Wow! Is it so powerful?"

Li Qi expressed extreme doubt and said: "Then I don't know why the British public was promoted to the altar? How long will it take to do this?"

The court said, "Oh, my master is seeking justice for things."

"Justifying things? I've heard a lot about redressing people, but this is the first time I heard about redressing things." Ma Qiao couldn't help but said.
To be continued...