Chapter 467 [Fanwai] The Thousand Layers Routine of Kaifeng People (1)(1/2)
One day, Zhao Zhen, who had nothing to do, stopped little Ge Qing who was passing by in the garden and asked, "What are the young people in Taixue paying attention to these days?"
Ge Qing said that he was busy with exams and plum blossoms.
Zhao Zhen asked again, "Are there any good books to read? Can you recommend a few to relieve my boredom?"
Ge Qing thought for a while, and there was nothing new about storytelling. However, there is a popular game among the people in Kaifeng City recently. Would you like to try it, Your Majesty?
Zhao Zhen immediately became interested and asked, "What games are the people in my imperial city playing?"
"It's a routine game," Ge Qing said, "or some kind of challenge game, usually played by two or three people together."
"Oh?" Zhao Zhen asked, "What specific game is it?"
"It's called 'How many steps does it take to bring Chachacha home?'" Ge Qing replied.
Zhao Zhen didn't understand, so he asked Nangong, "What does this cross mean?"
Nangong was with Zhao Zhen all day long, so he didn't know much about it...but he was quite confident in the ability of the people in the city to make trouble, so just do it!
"This Chachacha usually refers to someone in Kaifeng Mansion." Ge Qing explained to Zhao Zhen, "For example, how many steps does it take to lead Zhan Zhao to his home, how many steps does it take to lead Bai Yutang to his home...
…like this.”
Zhao Zhen said "Oh", his eyes lit up, and asked Ge Qing, "How do you want to play?"
"Usually several people play this game together and initiate challenges at the same time. Whoever completes the task in the fewest steps wins."
Zhao Zhen waved his hand and said slightly proudly, "As for this game, if I participate, I will definitely be the first place! If I ask them to come, the next order will come, hahaha..."
On the side, Nangong complained silently - he felt like he couldn't win against Mr. Bao.
Zhao Zhen squinted his eyes and looked at Nangong - I asked Bao Qing and Bao Qing is coming too!
Little Ge Qing clicked his tongue twice and shook his head, "We have to use a method that everyone can use! Only the emperor can do the decree, so wouldn't the competition be unfair!"
Zhao Zhen thinks it makes sense.
"Of course, you can't use extraordinary means, such as killing, setting fire, burning, looting, etc. Although it can attract Zhan Zhao, there is no need to attract a beating and then face a lawsuit, right?" Ge Qing added.
Said, "You have to use routines to lure people over in a 'silky' way and calmly. Only then can you be considered a winner."
Zhao Zhen touched his chin and felt that there were quite a lot of rules, "How to lead this?"
"I've been playing this game for a while, and everyone has some experience." Ge Qing asked Zhao Zhen, "Does the Emperor want to read the strategy? The princess has a manuscript."
Zhao Zhen smiled "hehe" and stretched out his hand to wave - quickly bring it to me to see!
Ge Qing went to the princess and came back soon, brought a pamphlet and gave it to Zhao Zhen.
Zhao Zhen took it and took a look. The booklet was covered in blue water-patterned brocade and looked quite delicate.
The title on the cover of the book reads - Thousand Layers of Routines of the People of Kaifeng.
Nangong shook his head and shook his head at the side - as expected, he was the only one who was too busy, and everyone else was busy.
Opening the booklet, the first page contains the rules of the game, which are similar to those introduced by Ge Qing.
Zhao Zhen was too lazy to read it and turned over it.
The second page was the table of contents. The emperor glanced at it and found that there were many entries, including the Zhan Zhao chapter, the Bai Yu Tang chapter, the Xiao Si Zi chapter... basically everyone in Kaifeng was included in it.
Zhao Zhen thought it was quite interesting. He originally wanted to read down in order, but when he scanned to the bottom, he suddenly saw "Nangong Ji Chapter" written on page 18.
Zhao Zhen blinked and glanced at Nangong.
Nangong is also confused - do they have the same name and surname?
Zhao Zhen scanned the catalog from beginning to end again and asked angrily, "Why are you there but not me?!"
Nangong looked at the angry emperor speechlessly - How could it be possible without you?!
Zhao Zhen felt excluded, "Don't the people in the imperial city want to lure me home?!"
Nangong and Ge Qing both curled their lips, wouldn't it be enough to lure you to assassinate the king? Who would be so full that they could lure you home?
Zhao Zhen choked and turned to page 18 first.
【Nangong Ji Chapter.】
Difficulty level: Extremely difficult.
Risk level: Extremely dangerous.
Prepare props: a set of black clothes and pants, a black mask, a sack, and some straw.
Participants: Only one person.
Time: night.
Location: Nan'an Temple.
Nangong was inexplicably aroused. How could he be lured away with just one set of clothes and a sack?
Zhao Zhen also felt puzzled, so he continued to read the steps described in detail below.
first step.
Choose a suitable time: every year during the Chinese New Year when the emperor goes to Nan'an Temple to pray.
After reading just one line of words, Nangong's eyes narrowed.
Step two.
Every year after the blessing activities, the Emperor would accompany the Queen Mother to stay overnight at Nan'an Temple. Because the Queen Mother was a female dependent, she would live in Jingdeyuan, a relatively quiet area of Nan'an Temple. Most of the palace guards were on the outside and there was less defense in the courtyard. Jingdeyuan is a historic site and the roof cannot be used.
There are too many people standing around, so Nangong is the only one in charge of guarding the room every time.
On this day, Nan'an Temple will refuse pilgrims to stay overnight, but in the evening, the Queen Mother will participate in the porridge charity activity at the gate of the temple.
Implementation method: Put a sack on your body, tie straw around your waist, pretend to be a homeless man and sneak into the porridge line, and pretend to be sick and faint while waiting in line. The empress dowager will be kind and will definitely ask the monks to keep the homeless man in the temple for the night.
Nangong and Ge Qing let out a "huh" sound, and the two inner guards looked shocked - there was such a loophole!
The emperor also touched his chin - what a great idea!
third step.
In the middle of the night, he took off his sack, put straw in it, put on black clothes and a black scarf, climbed up to the roof, appeared within Nangong's field of vision, then turned around and ran away.
Zhao Zhen also asked Nangong, "Will you chase me?"
"Probably not, I think it might be the time to lure the tiger away from the mountain." Nangong said this, but he was still a little confused, "Why do you need to carry a sack?"
the fourth step.
Nangong will not leave his post without authorization, so as long as he is not caught up or killed by other Ouchi guards, the possibility of successfully escaping is very high.
When escaping, remember to cut a hole in the sack.
Nangong Xin said - I'm sick!
Zhao Zhen tilted his head - why do you need to cut a hole in the sack?
the fifth step.
The next day, after the emperor returns to the palace, Nangong will come to investigate. Because the reason is unknown, he will not make a big splash to alert the government. He will probably lead a small number of guards to investigate. He will follow the straw shavings on the ground.
Zhao Zhen and Nangong both suddenly realized - no wonder they had to cut a hole in the sack.
Step six.
Nangong follows the straw crumbs to your home - challenge successful!
"Hahaha!" Zhao Zhen was so happy after watching it, he clapped his hands and said a clever idea, a clever idea!
Nangong shook his head, thinking that he was playing games with his life...
At the end of this page, there is a warning: It may be the last game in your life, so please make your decision carefully.
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Zhao Zhen sat down at the table in the garden, turned to the front with great interest, and read other people's articles in order.
[Zhan Zhao Chapter]
Difficulty level: Extremely easy.
Risk level: basically none.
Preparation of props: no special requirements.
Participants: No special requirements.
Time: All day and night.
Location: Anywhere.
Zhao Zhen covered his mouth and was about to start laughing.
Special statement: Everyone has the responsibility to protect the exhibition.
Various methods to successfully lure the escort to your home within three steps:
Success story one:
To be continued...