Chapter 31 If you want to learn, I will teach you [1/3]
"Limulu, you are so handsome. How did you do it? Is it magical Chinese Kung Fu?"
Along the way, Peter Parker chattered and was extremely excited.
Today is his happiest day since he went to school.
Not only did he teach that bad guy Thompson a big lesson, but he also made new friends.
Limlu pretended to be profound and said, "You want to learn, I will teach you!"
Peter Parker suddenly felt like he was hit by Lucky Star, and his head was dizzy, "Is it really OK?"
"certainly!"
Limlu nodded, and her smile became more and more bizarre.
"master!"
Peter Parker suddenly shouted out in a familiar way, and even gave a bad apprenticeship ceremony, almost making Limlu laugh.
It seems that Peter Little is also a pseudo-Chinese Kung Fu fan!
Limulu said seriously, "Peter, you know, if you want to become stronger and not pay the price, it's not OK. Just like if you want to get a good grade, you have to study hard. Even if you want to go out and play and want to die, you can only persist. Can you do it?"
Peter Parker nodded seriously, "Master, I want to be as good as you, and I will never want to be bullied again!"
Limulu nodded in admiration, "Master, you're free. After all, we are friends, so calling you a master is too distant. Regarding becoming stronger, I have four ways here. I don't know which one you want to choose?"
Peter Parker was shocked. There are four ways to choose?
"Can you tell me in detail?"
"Of course, the first path is called sanctification of the flesh. This path is very, very difficult and very hard, but it will be very, very powerful after completion!"
"The body becomes a sanctified", what is this?
Peter Parker didn't understand at all, but it seemed very, very amazing!
"Can you tell me in detail?"
Limulu said seriously, "First of all, you have to do 100 push-ups, which seems to be a simple move. When you do 100 in a row, you fully demonstrate a person's strength. It can well train a person's arm strength and strength. The most difficult thing is not 100, but when you persist until 99. At that time, you will be so tired that you want to die of death."
Gulu!
Little Peter swallowed, and the road to becoming a sanctified body was indeed difficult.
But when the little Spider thinks that he will be as powerful as Limlu in the future, he is full of motivation.
Isn’t it just 100 push-ups? He can definitely do it!
"Secondly, do 100 sit-ups a day, which can exercise the abdominal muscles very well. Also, 100 squats a day is also essential. In the later stage of squatting, the legs will become more and more tired, and they will not even be able to support them, reaching the limit of the body."
"Finally, you have to keep running, 10 kilometers a day. Only by reaching this intensity can you complete the transformation of your body."
10...km?
Peter Parker was stunned. His math was not taught by the physical education teacher, and he learned it well.
With his thin body, can he really stick to it?
Seeing the hesitant little spider, Limulu hit again, "You'll do this in the future? The most difficult thing to become a saint in the body is perseverance. One day, two days, ten days, one month, or even one year, will not have much effect. You must persist for three years without any storm and rain, and you will not be able to break the thunder. After persisting for three years, you will find..."
Limlu stopped at the right time and looked at Peter Parker's black hair.
Little Peter suddenly felt his head numb, but his desire for strength still made him hold on.
“What will you find?”
Limlu put his hand behind her back and said inexplicably, "You will find that you are bald and then become stronger!"
puff!
Bald...bad?
Little Peter touched the hair on his head, swallowed, and then asked weakly, "Master, what about the second way?"
Limulu chuckled, "The second path is called krypton gold and can become stronger. Does Iron Man know? He is the invincible money-powered person!"
Little Peter was embarrassed, smiling with poverty, "Let's talk about the third way!"
Limulu: "The third way is called, the poor rely on mutation."
Do poor people rely on mutation?
Little Peter was thinking, and it sounded quite a bit confusing!
"Can you tell me in detail?"
"You know the green monster that made a big fuss in New York two years ago?"
Peter Parker's eyes lit up, "I know. I've seen this online. At that time, the teacher told us that this was a rumor on the Internet, so that we would not spread rumors, believe in rumors, or spread rumors. But we all know that it is true!"
"Why?" Limulu was curious.
Peter Parker, "A lot of houses were smashed at that time, and later the police came and the neighborhood was blocked. The police said that they could only deceive people from other places!"
Limlu nodded, "The green monster is called Hulk because it is accidentally irradiated by a large number of gamma rays and then mutated. Of course, you can also choose to be bitten by a spider, bat, scorpion, or lizard, and then you can obtain those strange superpowers. However, whether it is the mutation successful or the poison is directly poisoned, you can only listen to God's will!"
Gulu!
Peter Parker is desperate, how can he play this?
Hulk or something, that's too ugly and stupid!
In addition, Peter Parker has been unlucky since he was a child. If he was bitten by a spider or something, he would definitely die.
"What about the fourth road?"
Peter Parker was dejected, and the difficulties of the first three roads made him not expect much from the fourth road.
“The fourth road…”
The smile on Lim's face became even more bizarre, "Where are women's clothing, you can become stronger in women's clothing!"
Walt?
Peter Parker's mouth was wide open, he heard it right!
What does women's clothing make you stronger?
"Limulu, this is unscientific. Whether it is men's clothing or women's clothing, it is essentially just clothes and cannot become stronger. Aunt Mei who wears women's clothing needs the protection of her uncle!"
???
This time it was Limlu's turn to be surprised. She is worthy of being a genius. Peter Parker has great scientific attainments!
He is only in elementary school, and his thinking is so meticulous.
But, the appearance of Spider-girl still made Limulu look forward to it.
How can you give up easily?
Lim showed off her face and said incredibly, "Whether you can become stronger in women's clothing depends on your qualifications. In this world, 99.999% of humans do not have that qualification!"
In just a moment, Peter Parker's face suddenly turned red. Although he was not yet in the middle school age, no child in the world had ever imagined that he was different from others, and he was an omnipotent hero or something?!
Thompson also likes to play Captain America with Peter!
"Limulu, you mean, I have that qualification?"
Limulu didn't answer, but asked, "Who in the class had the best academic performance before I transferred to the class?"
Peter Parker raised his little head and said proudly, "It's me!"
Limlu: "Who answered the teacher's most questions?"
Peter Parker swallowed, as if he felt something, "It's me!"
Limlu: "Who often visits science exhibitions and knows the knowledge that many middle school students in the science exhibitions don't even know how to learn?"
Peter Parker's heart beat faster and his throat was dry, "It's still me!"
Limulu put his hands on Peter Parker's shoulder, "Peter, admit that you have a genius mind and qualifications! You are not a nerd Peter, nor is it the 'insignificant Peter' that Thompson said... "
"God, genius?!"
In just a moment, Peter Parker even felt like he wanted to cry.
In addition to his parents who have a little blurred memory, Aunt Mei and Uncle Ben have praised him.
But Limulu is the first to say he is a genius!
Peter Parker is still young and does not understand the principle of "a scholar dies for his confidant, and a woman is tolerate him for those who please him", but he feels that Limlu is his best friend.
Limulu is so powerful that she will never harm him!
Feeling that the heat was enough, Limulu finally stretched out the demon's minions, "Peter, you are a rich man himself. You guard a big gold mine, but you don't know how to develop and utilize it. Now you only need a key to open this gold mine. What do you think is this key?"
A strange blush appeared on Peter Parker's face and said shyly, "Women, women's clothing?"
Limulu: "Bingo, answer correctly! Peter, I did not misunderstand people. Your understanding is indeed awesome, just that kind of peerless genius who chooses from a thousand miles away!"
Ah?
Little Peter's heart suddenly thumped. Could it be that he is really the most outstanding wizard in a million?
Peter Parker suddenly felt something more in his heart!
Limlu reached out to Peter Parker and made an invitation letter, "The young men in women's clothing will eventually become king, Peter, women's clothing!"
I don’t know if it was a coincidence, a ray of sunlight just shone on Limulu.
In Peter Parker's eyes, Limulu was shrouded in the holy light.
"So...so beautiful!"
Peter Parker was stunned and slowly stretched out his little hand, and slowly held Limlu's hand together!
Chapter completed!