77, chapter seventy seven
"Playing Song"/Chunxi Di Xiao
Chapter 78
The current progress of the Water Margin Vegetables launched on the Liangshan River is synchronized with the "Water Margin God of Food". When Liu Yong and his party arrived on the boat, they could see the pawn hall wearing the clothes of the heroes of Liangshan waiting by the side. The group sat down and the tea came up. They took the best wild tea around Liangshan and carefully prepared it to make tea balls with a long-lasting tea aroma.
This tea ball not only smells fragrant, but also has a very elegant packaging. When it comes, it looks like a blooming snow-white flower. As soon as it appears, it attracts many people's attention. Wang Yun's tongue was so vicious that he took a sip when he went to the countryside and fell in love with the tea. The small hill where these wild teas were raised was already called Manager Hu to put it down in advance. After packaging it, he silently implanted advertisements in the first volume of "Water Margin God of Food", giving this tea a high-end and atmospheric source, named "Water Margin Yi Tea".
Although "Water Margin God of Food" talks about the routine of fighting for hegemony by the God of Food, the candidates of God of Food all have strange skills. They are loyal and emotional. Although they are all small people, their words and deeds are also in line with the Confucian classics!
Wang Rong's advertisement was obviously very successful. As soon as the tea came out, everyone in the seat talked about the source of the Water Margin Yi Tea. When the fragrant tea was served, everyone picked it up and tasted it, and felt that there was sweetness in their mouths. It was very good. Next, a plate of Water Margin cuisine was served, and everyone was very satisfied with eating it, and they talked about the allusions of each dish while eating it.
When I have enough food and drink, I naturally have to taste tea and write poetry. Many people have prepared to write good works that I feel are good in advance in order to enter the articles and magazines. During the meal, many people have modified their masterpieces more appropriately.
The river is vast and the green mountains are like picturesque. As the boat sails forward, the swimming fish disperses with the boat, and the water birds on the shore rise in the wind, and there are endless beautiful scenery wherever Liu Yong is present. How could there be no beautiful female artists accompanying you? There are female artists playing the piano and singing on the boat, and there are female artists on other cruise ships looking at each other across the boat. Through the hazy gauze, the beauty looks like a flower from a distance, and even the voice that was originally only five points better became very good.
The good tea and beauty are paired with beautiful women, but they have aroused Liu Yong's creative desire. The only regret is that Wang Rong gave him a prohibition order and replaced the servants he served around him with a ruthless man who dared to come forward to grab the wine bottle. Faced with the urging people's advice to drink, Liu Yong could only sigh helplessly: "No, I can't drink it, there is a bastard who doesn't let me drink it."
Anyone who is familiar with him knows who the bastard is, and only a few people who come to participate in this kind of literary gathering are unknown. Liu Yong took the opportunity to vomit a bitter taste and made Wang Rong's evil deeds public.
Liu Yong complained, but whoever dared to say, "You are not close to him, why should he care about you?" Liu Yongyi would definitely turn against him. Fortunately, everyone present had a delicate heart. When he heard this, he knew that Liu Yongming was complaining on his face, but in fact it was extremely rare. He all praised Wang Rong for caring for his elders.
Liu Yong was very satisfied and followed him to whisper a few words, saying that their children were not bad either.
After the Liu Yongwen Conference was held, he temporarily rested in Yunzhou and was preparing to play all over Yunzhou before going back. Manager Hu got the manuscript copied from the literary conference, and immediately took it to type and print it in full swing. At the same time, he also asked Liu Yong's new works to be specially selected and sent to the capital to Fang Hong.
Kaifeng has also entered summer. The Bian River passes through the city, bringing countless fruits, fruits, rice, and rare things to the people in the capital, and also bringing a hint of coolness to the people in the capital. Looking along the banks and bridges of the Bian River, there are crowds of people everywhere, which is very lively. There are popsicles available on the streets of the capital now. People in the capital are rich, and in addition to the popsicles visible on the streets, there are also ice products developed by various restaurants.
Liu Heng, the deputy minister who was an indissoluble bond with Liu Yong because of his omniscient Kaifeng Prefecture, can easily drink sweet and delicious plum juice in Beijing this year. Liu Yong is not only good at writing, but also good at writing articles, especially when writing about food. Drink iced plum juice, drink iced plum juice, and praise it all the colors, fragrance and taste. The color is so beautiful and the taste is so sweet. It also describes how the cool plum juice flows from the mouth and throat into the abdomen. The people who read it are so popular that they want to have a cup of it!
The weather is getting hotter, and Liu Ying thought to himself that this year, Liu Yong can no longer deceive others by relying on poetry and prose. There are definitely only a lot of things that Qingzhou can have! Just as he was thinking, a colleague came over with a very familiar article on the cover and went up to Liu Ying and said, "Come on, have you read this latest article?"
Liu Heng's heart skipped a beat: "Has Liu Sanbian held another interview?"
My colleague said, "Yes, someone just brought me a copy. I finished reading it. I remembered that you had some friendship with the 'Liu Sanbian', so I specially used it so that you could see it earlier." Everyone was no longer surprised by the literary gatherings that appeared in Liu Yong in the past few days. If they hadn't received the new literary magazine from Liu Sanbian in those months, they would feel that they were missing something and were uncomfortable all over!
Liu Heng thrust his face. He had already skipped such a pit several times. Every time these colleagues would stuff him the book for one reason or another. In fact, he was hurt by Liu Yong and wanted to pull him into the water!
Even though he was alert, Liu Han did not show it. He had been living in the officialdom for a long time, and what they were best at was that Mount Tai collapsed before his demeanor. Liu Han smiled and accepted the following articles and magazines, and only took them out and read them after his colleagues left.
This time, I was also made by Liu Yong's poem on the home page. This poem describes the beautiful scenery on the river, traveling between the mountains and rivers by boat, with both beauties and confidants around me, and I don't have to work, and I don't know how comfortable it is. In the next chapter, I also hypocritically recalled the bitterness of studying hard in the window and the bumpy career of the official career, and used contrast techniques to highlight the future of good people.
Simply put, the whole poem means that you are burying your desk every day, you are so tired, it's so hard! I'm different. I'm old and can't do serious business, so I can only eat and drink with a few friends and travel around. It's really old and useless, which is sad! Although I'm very happy, hahahahahaha~
The layout of the entire article is also very interesting. Although the selected poems and essays are all excellent works, they maliciously classified them according to "how to eat", "how to drink" and "how to play". Several poems were also selected to summarize the central meaning of the entire article: We had a lot of fun and were so happy! Of course, in the end, we forced the theme to elevate and summarized a poem: I hope everyone in the world can be so happy!
Liu Ying looked at the complete article with a face, and felt that the iced plum juice at hand was no longer cold, and the wind blowing outside the window was no longer cold. His heart was hurt by this article.
Since he took up the position of prime minister, how long has it been since he went out with his friends? He was so busy every day that he had to be wary of whether he would be impeached! There are still many people behind his back saying that he is best at poaching people and attacking others, and it is best not to deal with him - isn't he also forced?!
Look at Pang Ji, it’s honest and selfless, and dares to step on any thunder. Even the proposal to cut soldiers and reduce military expenditures is dared to make it in court. So, the prime minister has been kicked down again after a few years. If it weren’t for the sudden appearance of new tricks after arriving in Yunzhou, those people would have to press their heads to let him guard Bingzhou!
What is Bingzhou? It is the kind of border, the one that can fight at any time on the other side.
Pang Ji is almost retired, and he still has to go to Bingzhou to think about how to be wary of coming to loot from the north! If someone tells the soldiers and generals through some rumors, "It's just that he wants to cut military expenses and kick away the veterans and weak soldiers among you." Will Pang Ji be able to have a better life there? I'm afraid that even speaking is useless!
Liu Heng never denies that he was a bit insulting in taking other people's handles and making them dare not speak out, but he knew better: if he was not a little insulting, it would be someone else's turn to use damage to him!
Live in the court, always like sailing against the current - if you don’t advance, you will retreat!
Liu Han closed the article and shook his head and sighed in his heart: Liu Sanbian has been seeking fame for life, but he has been free and free in his old age. It’s a pity that they are afraid that they will not be able to escape from their bodies for a while.
I read this article and published not only Liu Han, but also the officials like to listen to Liu Yong's new works in the past two years. Liu Yong's poems are still elegant and beautiful, but they are a little more free and easy than before. When reading them, they make people feel refreshed. It is comparable to drinking a bowl of herbal tea in the hot summer, and every pore on his body is unobstructed!
When I heard Liu Yongxin's poems from the Hanlin Bachelor's School, the officials couldn't help but praise him: "Liu Sanbian's poems are getting better and better."
At the same time, Wang Yun actually received a surprise in the letter from readers. It was a letter from Chengdu Prefecture, which was written very well. He first praised "Water Margin God of Cooking", and then began to communicate with Wang Yun a question: Will pigs be much better if they are castrated?
"Water Margin God of Food" writes that the Black Tornado Li Kui is good at catching wild boars. After catching wild boars, he does not slaughter them immediately, but catches them all. He also does a very majestic thing. His knife is as fast as a whirlwind, which can make wild boars stand side by side in the pig shed and "cat in rows"! After feeding them, wild boars can not only grow big, but also not fishy! This is the secret of the black whirlwind cooking pork into supreme delicacies!
This letter was praised with great literary talent when praising people, and it was obvious that it was a talent. Fang Hong received Wang Rong's advice and had to pass the letter to him after discovering the hidden talent. Therefore, Wang Rong received this letter from Meishan City, Chengdu Prefecture almost immediately!
When Wang Rong saw the signature on the letter, he was very happy. He was absolutely right. This is the feeling of a rapid heartbeat! If you want to talk about the many celebrities in the Song Dynasty, who is the most familiar to everyone, it must be the one who wrote this letter!
Su Shi!
Mr. Dongpo!
He is worthy of being the inventor of Dongpo Pork. This letter is actually aimed at the pork in "Water Margin God of Cooking"!
The author has something to say:
Shi Nai'an: It's absolutely right, this is the feeling of wanting to kill people.
Wang Xiaoyun: Sorry, you are in the light, I am in the dark, oh no, I am in the Song Dynasty!
Today’s sweet spring!
Wang!
Chapter completed!