Chapter 0507 rescue the scene like putting out a fire
Hahaha, it’s so interesting. Guan Heng smiled as he walked: Overseas tourists’ homesickness is the strongest when they celebrate traditional festivals. Seeing everyone so happy is really contagious.
Dong dong dong, da da da la la dong. There was a loud sound of gongs, drums and cymbals in front of me. It turned out that there was a lion dance performance, which started in front of the newly opened trading shop.
Ouch, my stomach hurts so much. What happened? Could it be that the glutinous rice chicken I ate in the morning was not clean? A young man in a short coat covered his stomach and hurriedly ran towards the toilet.
When passing by Guan Heng, this person handed him a big-headed Buddha mask: Brother, please help me. I have three urgent needs. Please send this mask to the lion awakening team in front. Just say I can't. Oh, this person didn't say anything.
After finishing, he ran away holding his stomach, turning into a gust of wind and disappearing into the distant streets.
This is not bad, it seems that the lion's head of the awakening lion in front is the one worn by Qiao Xuan. Guan Heng smiled slightly, with a sense of joking in his heart, and immediately put the big-headed Buddha's helmet on his head: Haha, I will do it now
Go help him and have some fun together
Since the front of the street is not wide, the lion dance in front of the shop uses the traditional lion dance method. Before Guan Heng arrived, Qiao Xuan, who was performing the lion dance, had already performed a set of boxing techniques called Kaizhuang.
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The opening of the pile is a preparatory activity before the lion dance. It not only allows the lion dancers to stretch their muscles, but also attracts crowds to come and watch. It is very lively.
As the incense master of Tangmen, Qiao Xuan is proficient in the South China Boxing. His horse steps are agile and changeable. At this time, he performs a lion dance, "opening his eyes," "washing his beard," and "licking his body."
\"Shaking hair\" and other normal actions are perfectly imitated.
The accompaniment of lion awakening is drumming as the main method. At this time, the drumbeat of the seven-star drum sounds. Qiao Xuan, who is dancing the lion's head, and the Siping horse steps under his feet suddenly turn into Qilin horses. He turns around and moves with clouds and flowing water, fully demonstrating the southern style.
The hard bridge and hard horse of boxing are strong and powerful yet elegant, as stable as taking root on the ground.
But at this time, there were some little troubles
It was strange that the big-headed Buddha did not come out to attract the lion. Qiao Xuan, who asked me how to get on the bench to pick green flowers and dance the lion's head, thought anxiously: I have already circled the benches seven or eight times. I don't want to get on the bench anymore.
, will be laughed at by insiders
How did Qiao Xuan know that the young man who was originally going to play the role of the big-headed Buddha was now squatting in a manhole and suffering from diarrhea?
At this time, people in the crowd who often watched lion dance began to talk about it.
Hey, this lion head dancer is so weird. Why isn't he on the bench picking greens now? Is he an amateur with a mallet?
Haha, it’s interesting. This is not a way to congratulate Brother Li on the new opening of his grocery store. It’s clearly here to cause trouble.
Qiao Xuan, who was holding the lion's head in his hand, was not deaf. When he heard the cynicism of the people in the crowd, he began to sweat on his forehead and temples: Damn, after we settle this place, if I know who plays the big-headed Buddha, I will definitely put him
Beaten until I can't get out of bed
Hey, hey, don't slow down the gongs and drums, keep beating. At this moment, a sudden sound suddenly sounded, and the savior finally appeared.
A man wearing a big-headed Buddha mask suddenly flipped forward in the air, lightly touched the ground with his feet, and landed in the middle of the field.
This move was originally performed beautifully, but the person playing the big-headed Buddha seemed to have lost his footing when he landed.
Ah ah ah, the big-headed Buddha staggered under his feet, and was about to make a big mistake. Unexpectedly, the big cattail leaf fan in his hand suddenly hit the ground, and he actually regained his footing with the help of this gust of wind. It turned out that he
It is through this humorous action to attract the attention of onlookers.
Huhuhu, the big-headed Buddha then flashed and circled the field at a very fast speed, turning over with his kite on.
Okay, this is a good move. Most of the audience around them are knowledgeable. They immediately applauded Lei Dong and were very excited for the wonderful performance of Big Head Buddha.
The big-headed Buddha entered the scene first, and immediately wiped away the awkwardness of the lion dancer Qiao Xuan. At this time, no one cared anymore about why Qiao Xuan didn't go to the bench to pick green flowers just now.
Huh, this damn big-headed Buddha is finally here. Qiao Xuan secretly wiped a cold sweat on the lion's head: Strange, why did the cry he made just now sound so familiar?
Hey, stop being dazed. Old Qiao, the big-headed Buddha, turned around and stopped suddenly in the last lap. He just happened to fly in front of the lion's head. He gently flicked the lion's head with his cattail leaf fan and said, "Are you stupid? Come to the bench and pick green leaves."
Ah, Guan Heng, so what the hell are you? Qiao Xuan laughed and scolded: I mean, how could anyone else be so handsome and skillful when playing the role of the big-headed Buddha?
The big-headed Buddha played by Guan Heng spreads out his cattail leaf fan with one arm and shouts to the drummer: "Change the five-star drum general's order"
Dong dong long dong dong dong dong dong. The fast-paced drum beat of the general suddenly sounded. Qiao Xuan's lion head immediately showed the movements of blinking and shaking its hair. He took a step forward, put his foot on the bench, and immediately stood firm.
Go up
Look, I finally picked Qing. This lion head has good skills. It's wonderful.
Huh, didn't you just say that the lion-head dancer was an amateur with a stick?
Hehe, this time, this time, this time is watching lion dance. It still focuses on the skills of martial arts and green picking. Let’s not talk about it. Let’s watch the performance.
Brat, I'm so lucky to have you to save me this time. After the lion dance performance, Qiao Xuan cleaned up, patted Guan Heng on the shoulder and said with a smile: If it weren't for you, brother, I would be really embarrassed this time.
Whatever you said, I had a great time! Guan Heng laughed and said to Qiao Xuan: Go home quickly, my sister-in-law is still waiting for us to come in and have dinner.
Yes, yes, this girl has been nagging Qiao Xuan more and more recently. Although she seemed to be complaining about her nagging wife, her face was actually filled with happiness. He then smiled and said: You said this woman is pregnant?
After pregnancy, your temper becomes weird. Is this a common problem among all pregnant women?
Guan Heng suddenly laughed heartily when he said that his sister-in-law had a baby. I said, Lao Qiao, you are so capable. It has only been a few days and you are going to be a father again.
Don't let me remind you again this time. When the child is born, I must be the master of Qi. Guan Heng patted Qiao Xuan on the shoulder and said: Last time, your brothers from the same family beat you to it. This time, let me do it.
Well, of course it’s no problem. Qiao Xuan agreed enthusiastically: Speaking of which, I asked Liu Banxian to calculate the approximate birth date of the child this time. I found that in those days, the five elements lacked earth and wood, and I happened to lack a Qi Ye whose name contained earth and wood.
Isn’t this you? Your horizontal characters are soil and wood. Qiao Xuan said with a smile on his face: Even if you don’t speak, you must be the godfather of my baby.
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