Chapter 287 Mom asked me why I watched the football on my knees(1/2)
Chapter 287 Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the game
"Yang Feng scored three goals in a row, not only breaking the Champions League single-season scoring record he set last season, but also raising the record to a terrifying 22! He brought his terrifying efficiency in the Premier League to the Champions League, and the top giants in Europe have all
We are about to face this terrible Chinese whirlwind!"
"He came on the court at 60 minutes and 12 seconds, and scored a hat trick at 64 minutes and 26 seconds. He scored a goal every 84 seconds on average! Yang Feng once again created a miracle and broke the record for the fastest hat trick in the Champions League!"
There are two so-called "fastest hat tricks". One is the time it takes from scoring the first goal to scoring the third goal; the second is the time it takes from taking the field to scoring the third goal.
time.
The fastest hat-trick in the Bundesliga that Yang Feng broke refers to the first type. From scoring the first goal to scoring the third goal, it took 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This time it was more crotch-stretching.
It lasted a full four minutes and 14 seconds.
Regressed, regressed...
"You broke the Champions League single-season scoring record and gained 10 points. Current points: 20"
"You broke the record for the fastest hat trick in the Champions League and gained 5 points. Current points: 25"
"You broke the record for the fastest hat trick in the Champions League and gained 5 points. Current points: 30"
Yang Feng even drew a prize during his busy schedule. He originally hoped to be happy, but he didn't expect that he felt completely bad after the draw.
It doesn't matter who you draw, I picked Casillas...
There is already a Cech on him, and now there is a Cassie. Is this trying to force people towards the goal line?
Shaking his head, he put Cassie's star card on penalty kick saving. As a result, his goalkeeping skills are almost among the best in the world.
The basic skills of various goalkeepers include Cech, penalty saves include Cassis, and the only two goalkeeping attributes left are long-range saves and single saves.
He flew back to the midfield with the ball in his arms, causing the whole audience to be confused. Only then did they realize, are you still not satisfied with scoring three goals in such a stupid way?
The congratulatory poem is of course a hymn of praise.
"This is Yang Feng, Yang Feng who is never satisfied with scoring goals! Every time we think he has reached his limit, he can always break our cognition again and again!"
Lineker was naturally full of appreciation.
"Do you think Yang is satisfied with breaking the record for the fastest hat-trick in the Champions League? No! Far from it! He wants more! But after all, they are not facing an ordinary team, and Bayern Munich will definitely not let him do it so easily again.
He scored a goal, Yang should be more careful and protect himself..."
Kahn is somewhat incompetent and furious.
"Yang still wants to score? He has already scored three goals in four minutes! There are still 20 minutes left in the game. Although the two-goal lead does not guarantee that they will definitely advance to the final, it is compared to what he just did.
When he came on the field, Manchester City's situation was no longer so tense, but he acted as if they were the lagging side. Why was he so eager to score? Humiliate Bayern?! Of course, Bayern should be grateful for their performance in those few minutes.
Shameful! Especially Neuer, he is mainly responsible for conceding the goal just now! The goalkeeper should be the team’s last line of defense and should not be the most dangerous part of the team..."
Neuer's face looked so good that he couldn't help but look good.
It became Yang Feng's background again.
The shame of being the Bundesliga's longest goalscoring record is still before us. Today, he scored a hat-trick on himself in just a few minutes. For a goalkeeper, this is simply a lifelong nightmare.
What he didn't expect was that the nightmare would continue...
The teammates didn't know why Yang Feng was so anxious, but sensing his seriousness, everyone quickly set up their formations and waited for the game to start.
Bayern on the opposite side is also a veteran, and they also quickly adjusted their mood.
This time he was no longer conservative and immediately attacked Manchester City from the start.
Muller, Lewandowski, Thiago, and Schweinsteiger passed the ball quickly and then pushed the ball into Manchester City's midfield.
Stimulated by Yang Feng, Lewandowski probably felt that if Yang Feng could do it, he could do it too, so he caught the ball 25 meters away from the goal and immediately shot a shocking long-range shot.
After the football left his foot, Lewandowski immediately couldn't help but hold his right fist.
feels good!
The football flew to the right side of the goal with a slight arc, and the ball was so fast and urgent that it would not even touch the goal post, but would fly directly into the goal.
Oblak reacted immediately, took two steps to the left and immediately swooped away.
His postures are chic and his movements are beautiful, but unfortunately he is lonely.
Van Dijk intercepted the ball halfway and pushed the ball aside with his head.
Kompany was startled, raised his foot to block, and almost blocked the ball into his own goal. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and immediately rushed forward, making a round tackle and shoveling the ball to Van Dijk.
"...Lewandov driver! World wave! Van Dijk headed the ball to clear the ball, hey, Kompany! Almost... What is the defense of the two teams today? They always create surprises for themselves... Mu
Stepping up to grab the ball, Van Dijk quickly plays the ball to Kroos! There is no long pass, but to Kanter, who dribbles the ball forward..."
This goes back and forth, and one minute is ready to pass.
Yang Feng had already reached the edge of Bayern's penalty area. Seeing that they were still lingering, he simply ran back. However, as soon as he took two steps, De Bruyne seemed to sense his anxiety and immediately kicked the ball diagonally.
Sai kicked the ball towards him.
Without thinking, Lahm and Javi Martinez immediately slid in from the left and right sides.
I can't let him catch the ball again even if I die!
Yang Feng did not stop the ball, but gently picked the ball on the spot. The football flew up obediently, and the height was not high, just enough to fly over Lahm and Martinez.
Lahm's toe touched Yang Feng, but Yang Feng did not fall to the ground. Instead, he bypassed him and caught up with the football and went straight to Bayern's penalty area.
Boateng immediately stopped him, followed Yang Feng's rhythm and slowly retreated, trying to force Yang Feng to the outside.
Looking at this familiar scene, Yang Feng couldn't help laughing.
Now that the progress bar is here, it’s impossible not to follow the script...
I don’t know whether it is unlucky or lucky. Bayern did not meet Barcelona this season. Boateng escaped the fate of being knocked down by Messi. He lost a dark history in his career. But the sad thing is that Yang Feng was still there earlier.
Schalke had already knocked him down once in the penalty area in Schalke 04. However, due to the influence of the Bundesliga, the popularity of the two at that time, and the importance of that game, the scene was not as dramatic as the previous one.
I've been out of the circle like this all my life.
But this time, Yang Feng is here again...
Seeing that familiar action, Boateng instinctively felt a chill in his heart and quickly took a step back, playing it safe.
Don't be knocked down this time!
As soon as he finished swearing, Yang Feng made a subtle change of direction to the left.
Out of a defender's instinct, Boateng immediately made a corresponding interception to his right, but he braked in time and took his foot back half a step out.
Unexpectedly, Yang Feng's change of direction was not a fake move at all. He actually moved the ball directly to the left and stepped out of the way.
Boateng was so anxious that he quickly took a big step to the right again.
Yang Feng was waiting for him to make this move, otherwise with his current ability, Boateng's hesitation just now would have been enough to send him flying to the moon.
His feet changed again and he kicked the ball back.
Boateng immediately turned around, stretched out his legs in panic, and fell to the ground in a panic again...
Yang Feng felt comfortable now and dribbled the ball straight towards Neuer.
This time I was not in the mood to compete with Xiaoxin again, so I just raised my foot and shot.
The football drew a straight line and went straight to the top edge of the goal.
Neuer didn't react at all and watched blankly as the football hit the net.
The fourth goal...
"GOAL!!! Yang once again scored Bayern's goal! What happened? This is Bayern Munich, this is the Champions League semi-final, this is the showdown between the Bundesliga champion and the Premier League champion, it is not an amateur event on a wild field, nor
It’s not a variety show of some entertainment star! But this scene that is far from reality happened so real!”
"Yang Feng knocked down Boateng again!!!" He Shi said excitedly, "A powerful shot, the fourth goal!! Perfect performance! Crazy performance! Fantastic performance! This is his sixth goal since he came on the field.
Minutes, four goals have been scored... Yes, no one is dazzled. Yang Feng scored Bayern Munich's goal four times in six minutes, and it was a life-or-death battle in the Champions League semi-finals... Ah? Yang Feng again
He ran into the goal, what was he going to do..."
"Mom asked me again why I was kneeling to watch the game. How should I answer?"
"My mother asked me the same question, and I invited her to see God together."
"Stop talking about it, I've turned from being a fan to being a fan. Damn it, I can't be a fan anymore."
"Do you think there will be a fifth ball?"
"I believe you now when you say there will be a tenth ball."
"Qingshi, I believe you now that Yang Feng will have a baby."
"Oh no, I ran in to pick up the ball again. I'm trying to kill Bayern! Is there such a big hatred?"
Aguero, who was preparing to come over to celebrate, was also puzzled.
Brother, what are you trying to do? God?
Yang Feng held the ball with his left hand and slapped him hard on the shoulder with his right hand.
To be continued...