337 Ready to Poison
"Okay, okay, don't tell me, don't tell me." Okura drank tea slowly, "If you don't like it, you don't like it. Why are you so anxious?"
"What do you mean if you don't like it, you don't like it." Goose Ning became even more anxious:
"You say it as if I don't like him, you are obviously jealous of me.
Do you mean to laugh at my toad's desire to eat swan meat?
I'm going to die unjustly.
The key to a boss who is so big and good-looking is that he has a good temperament. If a little person like me dares to think of good things about her, it would be an insult to the female boss and an insult to myself.
You have never seen her before, but her temperament makes you feel awe from the bottom of your heart once you see her, and you will never dare to have the slightest evil thought.
Over the past few years, I have been her most loyal customer, and I probably have the largest sales volume for her.
Why am I working so hard?
In addition to making money for myself, I actually want to sell as many goods to her as possible. I feel like I want to repay her because she has given me a lot of help and encouragement.
You see, when you meet her, the first thing that catches your eye is that she looks really beautiful, and that figure—well!
Then she began to speak. She spoke in an unhurried and unhurried manner, and sounded very gentle.
But if you think about her words carefully, you will find that each sentence is correct, everything is explained clearly, and there is not a word of nonsense.
And every sentence is so solid.
That is to say, you will be convinced immediately and you will feel at ease doing business with her.
Can you understand what I mean?"
"I don't understand." Okura shook his head, "I have never had a crush on anyone, so I don't have this experience."
Goosenu was ready to strangle Okura: "If you continue to insult me like this, I'm going to get annoyed with you!"
Okura rolled his eyes: "Are you kidding me? Do you need to blush so hard for such a joke?"
Goose was still very excited: "We can joke about whatever we want, and you can say whatever you want about me, but you can't involve the female boss for no reason. It's too insulting to her to talk like this."
"Who said that you were insulted just now? I was just kidding, who did you insult?"
"I said something wrong just now. I'm not afraid of being insulted. The key is that you don't involve the female boss in your jokes."
"Okay, okay," Okura surrendered, "the goddess is always majestic and inviolable."
"Goddess?" Goshen was confused and didn't know what Okura meant.
Well, Okura knows that the term "goddess" is a bit out of time.
"Hmm," Okura put away the joking expression on his face:
"I was just joking with you to test you, don't take it seriously.
Now that we’re getting down to business, why aren’t you getting married yet?”
"What do you mean why!" Goose said, "A bachelor can't find a wife!"
"I think your eye sockets are too high, that's about it."
"The key is that we haven't encountered anything similar yet."
"I heard someone say that you don't want to introduce a divorcee or a young widow to you. Do you have to find an older daughter?
The eldest daughter you told me about last time, you thought she was too high-spirited.
It’s really hard to find something if you’re so picky.”
Goose Ning sighed: "It's not that I'm choosing, it's just that I didn't find the right one.
Didn't I tell you last time that I learned a lesson after what happened to the boss and his daughter?
The eldest daughter is determined not to want it anymore.
Because the eldest daughter must have problems of one kind or another, otherwise she wouldn’t be at home all the time.
I just want to find a second marriage, someone who has experienced misfortune and knows how to cherish it.
It is best to be a divorced woman.
The little widow doesn't want it either.
She always feels that her man is dead, which is a bit weird. If she sleeps with her arms around the same bed at night, her man will follow him."
"Stop it," Okura said, "my hair is standing on end, don't scare me.
Okay, now that we have said this, here comes the question.
I will introduce you to a divorced person, do you want him?"
Goshen looked at Okura with strange eyes: "Have you become a disciple of Matchmaker Liu?"
Okura shook his head: "I didn't have any apprenticeship, I was self-taught."
"Forget it then," Goose shook her head, "It's like a blind fortune teller. I have no sect and I can't believe it."
"Don't interrupt me, I'm serious." Okura said, "I want to introduce my cousin to you, how about that?"
"Your cousin?" Goose thought for a while, "Oh, I know. Isn't that little bell showing the movie in the commune your cousin's husband? I heard that he is divorced."
"Yes, that's the cousin I'm talking about."
Goose shook his head: "Let's forget it."
"Why?"
Goose looked at Okura hesitantly: "Your cousin, it's not good for me to say too much."
"What are you talking about? What are you talking about?" Okura was anxious.
"Well, that's what happened, I heard someone say it," Goose Qiqi Ai Ai said:
"Of course, just listening to other people's legends may not necessarily be correct.
People say that Xiao Zhong, such a good person, did not expect to get divorced.
His wife must be bad or dishonest, otherwise a decent person like Xiao Zhong would not be forced to divorce.
Don't take it to heart, these are all rumors.
I think since she is your cousin and my aunt’s niece, she must not be much different."
Okura wanted to strangle the goose to death.
How dare this kid believe the rumors outside!
And you have the audacity to say these words to your face!
Do you think you have a long life?
The two of them were drinking tea and chatting here. In fact, Okura-niang pretended to be busy with housework and drifted past the two of them from time to time.
Hearing Goose spread bad words about his niece, he was so angry that his molars trembled.
You white-eyed wolf, you hang out here all day eating and drinking, and you dare to keep saying bad things about my niece!
Little bastard, do you believe I can put two pieces of earwax in your tea bowl?
Make you dumb!
When he passed by again, he deliberately coughed a few times to attract his son's attention, and then glared at him viciously.
The son suppressed the anger in his heart and patiently said to Goose:
"Brother Goose, do you believe the rumors in the countryside?
I won't hide the relationship between us brothers from you.
The fact is that the man surnamed Zhong cheated and got entangled with Wu Xinli, one of the four ladies on Xiashan Street, from the supply and marketing cooperative.
My sister knew she couldn't bear it anymore, so she divorced her.
The guy surnamed Zhong looks pretty and elegant on the surface, but in fact his quality is very poor.
Regardless of my sister’s appearance or personality, I guarantee you with my personality that I am definitely worthy of you.
The only disadvantage is that my sister is a dog, two years older than you, and she has a daughter and a son.
How about it, do you want to consider it?"
"Oh, that's what happened!" Goose suddenly realized:
“They say there’s no guarantee of anything, and that’s absolutely true.
You said your cousin is good-looking, and I believe it. My niece Suigu, my aunt was one of the best wives in our village back then."
Okura Musume's back molars started to itch again as she passed by again.
Little bastard, your aunt used to be able to count her in the village, but that means she can’t be counted now, right?
Chapter completed!