Chapter 64: Second uncle, your request is a bit excessive and I cannot agree to it.

"Little painter, brush and brush, finish the front and the back, and then go home after finishing the coffin."

Looking at Zhu Zhangui, who is sticking out his butt, carrying a bucket, humming a self-composed tune, and swiping the water hard at the same time.

Zhu Pangpang and others were dumbfounded.

But they couldn't stop this. The old man ordered that Zhu Zhangui be responsible for the entire funeral.

Little Sniffle, who knew the inside story, was helpless and thought that he must tell Huang Huang about this when he went back. Otherwise, when the emperor knew that he had changed the imperial edict indiscriminately, he would definitely not end well.

Then he felt that it was not a problem for so many people to stay here. He turned his eyes slightly, walked to Zhu Pangpang, and asked curiously: "Prince, what's the matter with you two?"

Zhu Pangpang, who was watching his son painting the coffin, was stunned for a moment and glanced at Zhu Gaosui.

Since the imperial edict came, he didn't want to interfere with Zhu Gaosui, so he quickly said: "We are here to pay tribute, and now it is over. You are busy."

He patted the coffin, reminded Zhu Gaoxu and ran away.

Zhu Pangpang also nodded quickly.

"Yes, yes, we are here to mourn."

However, he did not run away, but kindly reminded Zhu Gaoxu.

"Second brother, this is also a good thing. You, please reflect on it and write a note in it. Third brother and I, let's go to dad to beg for mercy first, and you can have a good rest in there!"

Smelling the pungent smell of pulp and the slowly darkening inside of the coffin, Zhu Gaoxu shouted angrily: "Get out, all of you, get out of here and take your little bastard away with me. I don't care about it."

You beg for mercy, if he can, he will suffocate me to death inside, and let’s see what the historian writes about him.”

Seeing that this guy was still stubborn now, Zhu Pangpang shook his head helplessly and poked Zhu Zhangui who was still painting the coffin.

"Be careful and don't go too far."

Zhu Zhangui replied with a look that said, "You can rest assured when I do this." He continued to brush his own pussy.

"Let's go, let's go...everyone let's go!"

After receiving his son's response, Zhu Pangpang quickly stood up, pulling Mrs. Zhang who stretched her neck to watch the excitement, and shouted to the relatives and friends called by Zhu Zhangui to leave quickly.

The crowd, who were just watching the excitement, shouted a few times at the coffin, then followed Zhu Pangpang and Zhu Gaosui and walked out.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to greet the musicians and quickly started playing and playing.

Zhu Gaosui even greeted Princess Han: "Come on, come on, don't be stunned, hurry up and cry, hurry up and cry."

"Prince, Prince, you can't leave. What will we do if you leave?"

When Wei Shi saw that the prince and King Zhao were leaving, he quickly stepped forward and knelt on the ground, stopping Zhu Pangpang.

"Brothers and sisters, you cry first. The third child and I will go to the old man's place to beg for mercy for the second child."

After saying that, he stepped aside and began to give instructions.

"That person who threw the paper money, hurry up, hurry up, raise that flag a little higher, yes, yes, raise it a little higher."

"Yes, yes, everyone starts crying, knocking, and fighting. The more lively the better, oh, no, the sadder the better."

After giving the command, he took a look at the overall atmosphere. The prince nodded with satisfaction, grabbed Mrs. Zhang who could hardly hold back her laughter, and ran out the door quickly.

Soon, in the entire courtyard of the Han Palace, only the people from the Han Palace, Zhu Zhangui, who was still painting the coffin, and a few young eunuchs left behind were left.

"Woo woo... beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep..."

Zhu Zhangui leaned on the coffin, gnawing at the tributes and listening to the feeble mourning and crying.

It had been an afternoon, and the suona player had already lost his strength. The women and concubines of the Han Dynasty were crying with only their voices, without expressions or tears.

"Okay, Second Aunt, you've been crying all afternoon. You should be hungry now. Let's go back and have something to eat and rest. Even if you are not tired, my brothers and sisters are still tired, so go back! I am here.

Just stay with my second uncle."

Princess Han glanced at the coffin with some embarrassment.

Zhu Zhangui reached out and poked the coffin.

"Dong dong dong!"

"Second uncle, don't sleep! Second aunt doesn't dare to leave without you."

"I'm really impressed by you, you can still sleep despite all the fuss."

"snort!"

A proud snort came from the coffin.

"It's nothing. I've been very tired on the battlefield and slept among the dead. I've experienced it all."

Proudly showing off his experience to Zhu Zhangui, Zhu Gaoxu raised his voice and ordered outside: "Okay, everyone, go back and rest! This little bastard doesn't dare to kill me."

"Bang!"

After everyone left, he approached Zhu Zhangui's coffin and was hit by Zhu Gaoxu's elbow, making a big hole in it.

Glancing at the eunuch on duty next to him, Zhu Gaoxu waved to Zhu Zhangui.

"What are you doing?"

Zhu Zhangui looked at Zhu Gaoxu while chewing the tribute.

"Bring me a chamber pot. I drank too much this morning."

After hearing this, Zhu Zhangui showed an expression of "I understand", then continued to eat the tribute and looked at Zhu Gaoxu.

"Look what I'm doing, take it!"

After swallowing the food in his mouth, Zhu Zhangui took a sip from the teacup to moisten his throat and asked curiously: "Why?"

Zhu Gaoxu's eyes widened.

"Didn't the old man ask you to take care of this? I need to pee, so just bring me a chamber pot."

Zhu Zhangui nodded.

"The old man asked me to take care of this matter, but when have you ever heard of dead people needing to pee? Your condition is a bit too much and I can't agree to it."

"you…"

"Okay, okay, I don't need you, okay? I'll do it myself."

Zhu Gaoxu was so angry that he reached out to pick up the wine bottle that he had drunk in the morning.

"bass!"

The bright knife was pulled out, and the tip of the knife was pressed against the entrance of the hole.

"You brat, what do you mean?"

Looking at the shining steel knife, Zhu Gaoxu glared at Zhu Zhangui.

Zhu Zhangui grinned and waved the knife at the entrance of the cave.

"Nothing else, I just want to remind you, uncle, that your range of activities is inside. If something sticks out, you can chop it up?"

"You little bastard, what do you want to do?"

"Second uncle, you are such a noble person, so forgetful! Don't forget, this house belongs to me."

"Here you go...when I go out later, I will move out."

"Haha, okay, the house has been agreed, then let's talk about my 20 million taels!"

Zhu Gaoxu, who couldn't hold it in anymore, glared, "It's 20 million, you little bastard, don't talk nonsense, I haven't seen a penny."

Zhu Zhangui sat aside leisurely, picked up a wine bottle, and slowly poured it on the ground.

Listening to the clattering sound, Zhu Gaoxu almost followed him out.

"Little bastard, I really haven't seen a penny. Don't you know what you're putting down there?"

Zhu Zhangui was unmoved. He poured out a pot and took another pot, whistling.

"You bastard, okay, okay, what do you want?"

Zhu Gaoxu, who couldn't stand it anymore, finally gave in.

Hehehe put the wine bottle aside, and Zhu Zhangui looked at Zhu Gaoxu with a smile on his face.

"Second uncle, look at what you said, I want what I want, and our family speaks two different languages."

"Stop talking nonsense, just say what you want."

Zhu Gaoxu was too lazy to talk nonsense to Zhu Zhangui, he really couldn't hold it in anymore.

Damn...if I had known this would happen, I would have drank less at lunch.

"My Shenji Battalion is short of a group of cannon horses. Give me 5,000 horses from your 3,000 battalion."

Upon hearing this condition, Zhu Gaoxu's eyes widened.

"5,000 horses, why the hell don't you go and grab them?"

Thanks to: My sister Gedu for the 100 starting coin reward. Thanks to: 02 for the 100 reward from Her Royal Highness the World’s No. 1 Princess.
Chapter completed!