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Chapter 60

"What? Old man? Is that what you call me old man? You don't even know how to respect an old man..." The old man almost roared. In the middle of his sentence, he suddenly started to say, "Wait a minute, you are Gu Feng?"

"Hmm! What's the matter? Old man, do you know me?" Gu Feng was also stunned. Could it be that his popularity is so high that even a random old man on the roadside knows him?

Is my charm that great?

"Hehe, Class 30...then you can't go wrong! You look average. I really don't know what that girl likes about you..."

The old man muttered in a low voice and looked Gu Feng up and down, quite like an old father-in-law looking at his son-in-law. With such an interruption, he even forgot about his displeasure at being called "old man".

Gufeng shuddered.

"Hey, shouldn't you be taking exams now? If you don't take exams, why are you running out?" The old man raised his head and asked.

"The question is too easy, I've already finished it!"

"Exactly! Why don't you find a better excuse for bragging? This subject is a Chinese language test. You can't even copy it so fast, right? It's not because the questions are too difficult and you got cold feet, right?"

Gu Feng rolled his eyes. He had seen Guan Zishao and Sun Feifei do this expression, and it was very beautiful, so he learned it.

"Old man, what on earth do you want to do? It's okay. I have to leave. I don't have time to waste time here with you!"

"What? It's a waste of time to stay with me?" The old man started blowing his beard and staring when he heard this, "Do you know who I am? I don't know how many people come to visit me and I don't even pay attention to them!"

"Oh? Who are you? Let me know if you recognize me." Gu Feng plucked his ears and deliberately looked disdainful.

"I am……"

The old man almost blurted out in anger, but suddenly stopped, looked at Gu Feng, and suddenly laughed.

"Hahaha, okay! You want to trick me, right? Hey! I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice, and I have crossed more bridges than you have walked! This kind of trick is too shallow.

Some! I won’t tell you! Hehe!”

As the saying goes, old boy, old boy! The older you get, the more childish you become. The old man looked proud of having seen through the enemy's tricks.

Gu Feng was speechless for a while, smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"Forget it! You are an old kid, what do you care about?"

After saying that, he turned around and left.

"Hey, you kid, who are you talking about? I didn't want to talk to you for the girl's sake, but since you are so ignorant, I have to teach you a lesson today! Here's a trick - white crane spreads its wings!

"

As the old man spoke, he landed on one leg, leaned down, put his arms behind his back, and grabbed Gu Feng's arm.

Gu Feng didn't want to be wordy here anymore, she wasn't a beautiful woman, so she was pulling and tugging so hard that her arms were stretched out and her feet didn't even stop.

But he ignored that he had twice the strength of an adult, and the old man himself was already old and weak in energy and blood. In addition, he put on a charade like a white crane with wings spread out, which not only failed to have an offensive effect, but also made his feet unstable.

In such an ancient style, the old man turned his body, said "Ouch!", fell to the ground, and couldn't get up.

"Hey, old man, are you blackmailing someone?" Gu Feng looked back and asked with some uncertainty.

Although this old man is old, he seems to be quite energetic. How could he be so careless?

"Ouch! You're so good, boy...hiss!" The old man gasped after saying one word and covered his waist with his hands, "Is the old man that kind of person? How can I be in the mood to have sex with you? Just give it to me right away.

Let’s go! Go to the doorman and ask the security guard to come over. There’s nothing left for you to do! Hiss——”

Gu Feng looked at the old man and saw that his face was sallow, cold sweat was oozing from his forehead, and his lips were trembling. It was clear that he was not pretending.

Then he was slightly startled and leaned down.

"Old man, are you okay? Don't scare me!"

"Hehe, it seems that you are not so evil-minded and are not afraid of running away. Of course, I know you, and you can't run away!" The old man grinned in pain, but he still smiled and joked, "It seems that the waist is twisted, old man

My arms and legs are finally gone!"

"Let me take a look!"

While Gu Feng was talking, he opened the old man's clothes and took a look. He saw a high and blue protrusion on his waist. The twist just now was actually quite severe.

For an injury like this, a young person would have to lie down for a month. As for this old man, at his age, there was no telling whether it would be cured or not.

I couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

The old man looked like a child, but Gu Feng didn't hate him at all and had no ill feelings toward him. He felt a little sorry that he was hurt like this because of him.

He sighed, pulled the backpack behind him, took out a bottle of small light potion, and was about to hand it to the old man, but hesitated for a moment.

The efficacy of this little bright potion is so miraculous that anyone who takes it will think it is a miracle after experiencing it personally.

When I was short of money and sold two bottles to Guan Zishao, I dressed up specially. I never thought that my identity would be exposed later.

Now this old man clearly knows himself. If he comes up with such a magical potion, it will feel like he has thrown himself into a trap.

The old man was injured by himself. If he didn't take care of it, with the medical technology of this world, he might be in trouble. He could take care of it, but he couldn't expose himself.

An idea flashed and a compromise idea came up.

He sighed and flicked his fingers.

Bo!

There was a soft sound, a faint flash of light, and the bottle cork of the simple magic seal was opened.

"Lie down, old man, don't move!"

As he spoke, he tilted the bottle, and the transparent liquid flowed, seemingly with a slight viscosity.

If the old man hadn't turned his back to Gu Feng at this time, he would have seen that this transparent liquid was actually emitting a faint light, much weaker than the light of fireflies, soft, but definitely there.

Gufeng's own magic power was mobilized, and the efficacy of a small healing light magic and a small bright potion was brought into play.

He rubbed his palms on the injured part of the old man's back, and the medicine immediately penetrated into it.

"hiss--"

The old man gasped again.

However, this breath of air-conditioning is obviously different from the one just now. It was painful just now, but now it is too comfortable.

My waist feels warm. Not only does the sprained area no longer hurt, but my waist, which has been cold for many years and has not felt anything at all, now feels warm.

I haven't felt that kind of comfort in many years, and the old man almost shed tears.

"Boy, what kind of bruise medicine are you talking about? Why is it so effective!"

"Of course the effect is great! Applying it to your old waist is simply a waste! This is a small light potion. If you take it directly, it can make all the problems in your body disappear. However, in order not to shock the world, it can only be wasted like this.

The medicine is working."

Gu Feng muttered in his mouth, the second half of the sentence was very low, but the old man's ears were not deaf, so he happened to hear "It's a waste", and his temper immediately came back.

"Okay boy, why do you mean smearing it on my old waist is a waste? Why is it a waste? Please explain it clearly to me."

As he spoke, he turned over and sat up.

"Huh? It's okay? It's actually okay?"

This time, even he was surprised. Just now he just felt comfortable in his waist. Who would have thought that such a serious sprain could be cured in just a moment?

Stand up, put your hands on your hips, twist your waist, shake your butt, round and round, and push forward.

Gu Feng shook his head helplessly.

It’s disrespectful for the elderly! It’s indeed disrespectful for the elderly! Such lewd and slutty postures are done so naturally and so skillfully, I must have practiced them at home a lot.

Too lazy to say anything to him, he turned around and left.

The old man was still shaking his butt there, his face getting more and more excited.

"Hahaha, it doesn't hurt anymore! It doesn't hurt at all!"

"Even the waist that has been cold for many years is healed! How can it be so miraculous! How can it be so miraculous!"

"Hey? Where is that young man? Gufeng! Where did Gufeng go?"

It wasn't until Gu Feng left that the old man thought of this benefactor. He couldn't see him anywhere and was not in a hurry. He just smiled.

"If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple! Now that you know who you are, are you afraid that you will run away?"

"Well! The girl has a good taste. This young man looks ordinary on the surface, but he really has two skills. What is the word that young people often call? Boring, coquettish! Hehe!"

This old man really follows the trend and actually came up with an Internet slang.
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