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Chapter 2 People are running, shit is flying

Everyone thought that the princess would make a big fuss when she was put in the cold hospital, waiting for a good show. Unexpectedly, ten days had passed, and the princess was unusually calm.

In fact, this calmness is only superficial, but the real owner never stops for a moment.

The two of them, the master and the servant, were really poor.

There was no charcoal fire for warmth, no thick quilt to keep out the cold, even the clothes on their bodies were very thin, and no one came to help them. This shows how bad the original owner's interpersonal relationships were.

We must find ways to earn money and buy property to survive this cold winter.

It was late at night and everyone in the mansion had fallen asleep. A tall and tall figure stood between the sky and the earth, cold and lonely.

Xuanyuan Jin was not sleepy at all, standing with his hands behind his hands, looking at the bright moon that was about to become full in the sky, his eyes were cold.

The cold and powerful aura lingered around him, making the already cold winter night even colder.

Suddenly a loud noise exploded in the silent night, which was particularly harsh, waking up the sleeping people and making them panic.

Xuanyuan Jin frowned slightly.

Personal guard Luo Feng stepped forward and reported: "Your Highness, the sound seems to be coming from Lengyuan."

"What tricks is that bitch playing again?" The man walked towards Leng Yuan angrily.

"Touch!" The dilapidated door was pushed open hard, and what greeted them was not the disgusted face, but a black ball coming towards their face, so fast that Luo Feng, who was walking in front and opened the door, instinctively dodged.

The people behind did not see the black ball because their vision was blocked. When they saw it, they were unable to dodge.

So this black ball was so accurate, blooming on Xuanyuan Jin's face like a positioning missile.

The black ball is actually a ball of black powder. It is not very painful when hit on the face, but it instantly turns the face into black coal.

Luo Feng looked back and knelt down quickly: "Your Highness, forgive me." He lowered his head, but his body was shaking, not from fear, but from suppressing laughter.

The instigator ran over, saw the headless man in front of him, and shouted angrily: "Who dares to come to Prince Duan's palace to cause trouble?"

"Bai Jiujiu." The man squeezed out these three words through his teeth.

Ban Yue was so frightened that she quickly knelt down and said, "See His Royal Highness Duan Wang."

Bai Jiujiu immediately knew the identity of the visitor: "Scum, Prince, you - what's going on, cosplay? Is this Bao Gong or the King of Hell? I know, a turtle from Africa." Even if he guessed the reason, he couldn't admit it and pretended.

Only by being stupid can you avoid this disaster.

I didn't expect to attract a scumbag. It's so late. What's the point of coming here if you don't have fun with a beauty?

"Things come out of your courtyard, you ask me?" the man said coldly, opening and closing his mouth as he spoke, and his white teeth were looming, and he was wearing black clothes. If you don't look carefully, you can only see a few of them.

The teeth are moving, and it’s quite scary to have a few teeth wandering out at night.

"I just heard a loud noise and was so frightened that I woke up from my sleep. I came out to take a look, and then I saw a black ball flying out. Then the prince came. I didn't know anything." Bai Jiujiu

Her big, round and clear eyes flashed with sincerity.

"Luo Feng, go in and search." Xuanyuan Jin didn't believe what she said.

As a result, after Luo Feng went in and searched around, he found nothing.

Bai Jiujiu naturally knew that the noise would attract people, so he had already destroyed the evidence.

"My lord, actually you are quite good like this. If you go out at night, as long as you don't open your mouth, no one will be able to spot you. You are very invisible." Bai Jiujiu looked at his face and praised him very seriously.

Speaking of not having the memory of the original owner, I was really curious about what this man who made the original owner obsessed and crazy looked like. I didn't expect that he was quite mysterious and wouldn't give her the chance to see it.

The man walked away angrily.

Watching the man's retreating figure, Bai Jiujiu laughed so hard that tears burst out of his eyes.

"I'm scared to death, my dear wife, what are you studying? It's too scary." Ban Yue patted his beating chest, still feeling frightened.

Bai Jiujiu suppressed his smile, sighed, and said in frustration: "Why can't I make this gunpowder? I'll try again tomorrow."

"Still trying? Madam, why don't you live well?" Ban Yue was really scared. If they invited the prince again, their lives would be at risk.

"Do you want to eat leftovers every day?" Bai Jiujiu asked.

Ban Yue shook her head. Although she was just a servant, she had been enjoying spicy food with the lady since she was a child. She really couldn't get used to these kinds of food.

"If you want to eat well, you have to make money. If I succeed in developing this fireworks, I will definitely make a lot of money as the New Year approaches." She was already looking at the gold ingots with small wings and the silver ingots flying towards her.

Already.

So the next day, King Duan asked for leave because he felt unwell and did not go to the morning court. It is said that it was because the black stuff on his face had not been washed away, and he still had a black face!

Bai Jiujiu was very happy after hearing this.

At the same time, she also saw business opportunities. She should develop makeup remover. There are many beauties in the house, so she should be able to make a fortune.

Yun Xiran heard that the prince's attack was related to Leng Yuan, and brought a dozen beauties from the mansion to Bai Jiujiu to settle the score.

The beauties in Prince Duan's palace were all rewarded by the queen, euphemistically saying that she hoped that he would give birth to a young prince as soon as possible so that there would be successors to Prince Duan's palace.

In fact, these beauties were mixed with her spies, allowing them to monitor every move in Prince Duan's palace.

Another purpose is to hope that the cold-hearted Xuanyuan Jin will be seduced by beauty and become depressed from then on.

Although Prince Duan was born as a concubine, he was very capable, and his mother, a virtuous concubine, was deeply favored by the emperor. It was hard to guarantee that the emperor would not have the idea of ​​establishing another heir apparent.

Even if the emperor did not have this idea, with Xuanyuan Jin's ambition, how could he be willing to settle for just a prince?

Prince Xuanyuan Wen's character was too gentle, so the queen had to remove all obstacles for her son.

"I don't believe it anymore. Today I must research this little firework." Bai Jiujiu took the firework bag and prepared to light it. Today she was researching the little bee firework, the kind that can fly.

A dozen of them are connected together, taking off and spinning together, it must be very beautiful.

"Bang!" The door of Lengyuan was pushed open again.

Yun Xiran walked in with the beauties, and Bai Jiujiu's Little Bee Fireworks also started performing at this time.

A dozen little bees soared into the sky and disintegrated instantly. Each had their own ideas and began their journey to freedom.

Some flew straight towards the beauty, and some turned around and flew towards the dung pit aside.

Some were spinning around and running around on the ground.

All in all, it was completely out of control.

The beauties had never seen such a thing before, and they were so frightened that they fled in all directions. When the bees fell into the manure pit, they exploded with great force, and even the lid of the manure pit collapsed.

For a moment, people were running around, shit was flying, and the scene was as chaotic as it could be.

Some beauties had their hair burned, and some were covered in shit.

The worst thing was for Yun Xiran, who fell directly into the cesspit. His newly made clothes were covered with excrement. The stench was so high that his screams went straight into the sky.

Everyone left angrily.

Ban Yue once again wanted to cry but had no tears: "Empress, are you planning to offend everyone in the house?"

Bai Jiujiu was also very frustrated: "It was obviously flying, but why did it lose control?"

"Mom, can we stop studying this? Don't you want to study makeup remover? I think that one is pretty good." Ban Yue thought to himself, playing with water is safer than playing with fire.

But Bai Jiujiu became more stubborn: "No, we can't give up halfway. We are only one step away from success."

Xuanyuan Jin finally washed the black stuff off his face and was about to go to the study. He saw Yun Xiran coming with a group of women. Although they had been cleaned, they still felt that there was still a smell where they walked.

gas.

Like a walking dung bucket, people unconsciously take a step back.

"See you, Your Majesty." After everyone saluted, they began to cry.

While crying and calling for the prince, those who didn’t know thought he was here to mourn Xuanyuan Jin!

"What happened?" the man asked coldly. There was disgust hidden under his sharp black eyes. Women are trouble.
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