378,Master Kong(1/2)
1:40 p.m.
Furong Branch Canteen.
Gu Chen and everyone finally tasted the hometown food they had not seen for a long time.
Master Nie ordered the canteen chef to open a small stove for 8 people, so there are not many people in the whole canteen now, only the cook aunt and the chef Master Kang.
Master Kang took a stack of peanuts and placed them on several people's tables, clapped his hands and prepared to leave.
Officer Wang called him: "Lao Kang, what's wrong with your hairstyle today? Why does it look like there's a broccoli stuck on your head?"
When Master Kang saw Officer Wang calling him, he simply patted Gu Chen on the shoulder and asked him to move to the side, and then sat between Officer Wang and Gu Chen.
"It's a long story." Master Kong pinched a peanut with his bare hands, threw it upward in a parabola, and caught it with his mouth.
"Today I finally understand the importance of choosing a barber shop."
Gu Chen was stunned: "Is this...what's the point?"
"This must be a big deal." Master Kang then picked up another peanut and threw it upward again.
The peanuts still fell into his mouth...
"Based on my decades of experience in dealing with barbers, I tell you that most of the time if you want to judge the quality and taste of a barber shop, you can just listen to the songs played at the door."
Lu Weiwei's eyes widened: "Master Kang, I often take care of my hair. It seems that the music is okay, right?"
Master Kang glanced at her and said angrily: "You are different. It costs hundreds of yuan to take care of your hair. How can we compare with you girls? Anyway, I understand now and will never go there again."
That’s the store.”
"Is there any connection between music and technical taste?" Gu Chen has always been straight-faced, cool and handsome, and never seen much trouble.
But Master Kong is different. At the age of forty, he still pursues the so-called trend.
He had been wearing a ponytail before, and just looking at his back, if you didn't know better, you would have thought he was your future mother-in-law.
However, for chefs, long hair is a taboo. If hair falls into the dishes, diners will inevitably complain.
So Master Kong had a falling out with his old employer just because of his so-called personality.
His old club even issued a warning of "keep your hair and no one behind", but Master Kong was stunned and chose to leave in style.
If Master Nie hadn't appreciated Master Kong's cooking skills, Master Kong might still be making instant noodles in a small processing factory.
However, the police force is an inclusive society, and everyone can accept Master Kong’s so-called personality.
Master Kong is also very knowledgeable. Whenever he is cooking, he will tie up his long hair and put on a chef's hat. This way, there is no accident of hair getting out of the food.
Seeing Gu Chen asking him, Master Kang was naturally willing to impart his experience.
"Gu Chen, let me tell you, if what they play in the store is that kind of very low DJ dance music, or something like that... wolf falls in love with sheep, fragrant... perfume is... highly poisonous, then...
Go, go quickly, it’s really not possible... run, anyway, don’t waste time, don’t step in.”
Gu Chen smiled: "It's not that complicated, right? Our short hair can be repaired very quickly."
"Yes." Lu Weiwei couldn't help but say: "Junior Brother Gu's short hair is easy to repair, but Master Kang's hair is a bit difficult to fix."
Master Kang slammed the table and knocked a peanut on the plate to the table. He quickly picked up the peanut and put it into his mouth. He chewed it carefully for a few times and then said again:
"I just lost my mind that day. I walked into a house with that..."
Master Kang suddenly hesitated for two seconds, and then said: "Yes, I went to wash my hair at the barber shop where the DJ version of "Say Good or Not Cry" was playing. Really, the whole process, I can only describe it as torture."
Speaking of the past, Master Kang was filled with grief and anger, as if he had long wanted to find someone to talk to about the pain he was holding back in his heart.
"The person who received me at that time was a young man, about twenty years old. The temperature in Jiangnan City has also dropped in the past two days. It was surprisingly cold, but he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt with a peach collar and a pair of strings.
The iron chain is around the neck."
Lu Weiwei looked up at the sky and began to imagine the image of Teacher Tony mentioned by Master Kang.
"Then, he washed my hair." When Master Nie said this, he threw another peanut into his mouth and said, "He...his fingernails are really long, he...he is this person
, he is very wild."
"Wild?" Gu Chen didn't quite understand the adjective in Master Kang's mouth, and asked him hurriedly: "What kind of wild method is this?"
Master Kang made wild gestures with his hands and said, "That's right, he...he used very strong force. He picked my skull out like a razor blade. Wow, he picked me up and it felt like my head was freezing."
Seeing that everyone had stopped eating and was just staring at himself, Master Kang said again: "Then, he gave me a fresh pimple on my head, and he popped it out for me."
"puff!"
Officer Wang just drank the tomato and egg soup in his mouth, and instantly spurted it out again: "This...how painful is this?"
"Isn't it? Wow! The pain made me twitch for a moment, and he even asked me, is the water hot? I burned his grandma."
Having said this, Master Kang directly rolled up his sleeves and went to pinch the peanuts again.
Gu Chen hurriedly said: "Then this person's level is too good."
"That's right." Master Kang was also filled with indignation and said, "His water was ice cold, like coolant, and he asked me if it was hot or not?"
"Hahaha." Lu Weiwei couldn't help it, and she laughed like a pig: "Master Kang, you are so unlucky to meet such an unreliable barber shop."
Yuan Shasha thought for a long time, and then she quickly asked Master Kang: "Then after you wash your hair, you must blow dry it. It should be no problem if you blow dry your hair, right?"
When Master Kang heard this, he became even more angry. He slammed the table again and knocked a few peanuts on the plate in front of Officer Wang.
Then Officer Wang quickly imitated Master Kong's actions, threw the peanuts upwards, and then opened his mouth to catch them.
As a result, three peanuts were smashed, one on the nose, one on the forehead, and one on the teeth. They all fell to the ground.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Master Kang looked at Officer Wang with a slightly contemptuous look, and continued: "It's okay if you don't talk about blowing your hair, but I will get angry if you talk about it."
"He asked me if I usually take care of my hair, and then I didn't want to care about him, so I just said a few words."
"Then, when he was blow-drying my hair, he gave me a 20-minute styling education."
"When he blew up my hair, he pulled up the roots of my hair and blew my hair up until it looked like instant noodles."
"Then it looked like a broccoli flower on my head. Finally, he sprayed me with hair spray. I don't know why, but the spray he sprayed out was not mist, but water."
Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei could no longer hold back their laughter.
Master Kang didn't care and said directly: "After he sprayed it, my hair became so stiff that I couldn't even push it."
"After I left that barber shop, I was such a bright person. I instantly felt... I felt like I was trapped in a quilt and was weak."
"So... this is your current look?" Gu Chen looked at Master Kang's head that looked a bit like broccoli and couldn't help asking him weakly.
"Isn't it?" Master Kang was depressed and persuaded: "So after I prepare to go home later, I will wash my hair. And I advise you not to take advantage of it. Go to the new store diagonally opposite our Furong branch.
The opening of a barber shop will really make you doubt your appearance, believe me."
"Haha." Ding Liang laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears: "Master Kang, when I enter the barber shop, I usually call out to Tony. If someone agrees, I will do it at his house. If no one agrees, I will leave.
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"Is that store really that deceptive? Fortunately, I haven't gone there yet, otherwise it would be really cool."
"Thank you Master Kang for your words and deeds. You are really sacrificing yourself to benefit others. A good man has a safe life."
"Master Kong, let's get a straight haircut. You don't have to worry about your hair style anymore. You can tell if you are a handsome guy with a straight haircut, just like us."
"Hahaha!"
There was a burst of laughter in the cafeteria.
Nie Xiaoyu didn't know when she appeared next to everyone. She handed out an orange to everyone in turn: "Take it and eat it. They were just purchased today. My dad asked me to give some to you."
"Thank you." Gu Chen opened a piece and put it into his mouth, and said with two clicks: "Hmm, it's so sweet."
When he heard that Gu Chen thought it was delicious, Nie Xiaoyu was even more happy: "Brother Gu Chen likes it, I will send you a box later."
Master Kang was shocked: "I asked you Comrade Nie for a box, and he only gave me ten. Gu Chen said it was delicious, so you want to give him a box? Comrade Nie, you can turn your elbows outward.
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"Haha, there are only a few boxes in total." Nie Xiaoyu shrank his neck and said righteously: "Besides, the oranges given to brother Gu Chen were given by my father personally. Brother Gu Chen's performance in Jiangbei City
Excellent, if you give our Jiangnan City Police Captain a good face, especially if you give our Furong Branch a long face, how about a reward of a box of oranges?"
Master Kang suddenly felt unable to refute: "So, it really makes sense."
Officer Wang frowned: "How biased is that? At least we have hard work without credit, right? This old Comrade Nie automatically filtered us?"
"Even so, we want it too," He Junchao said without agreeing.
Then came Ding Liang, Huang Zunlong and Han Yunfei, everyone clamoring for oranges.
Nie Xiaoyu had no choice but to say: "Okay, don't move here, I will get you some oranges."
Then Nie Xiaoyu turned around and walked into the back kitchen warehouse. Not long after, she brought two boxes of oranges and placed them on the table. She patted the cartons and said, "This box is for brother Gu Chen. The other box is for you."
point."
After thinking about it, Nie Xiaoyu added: "Anyway, I know that every time I give something to Brother Gu Chen, it is actually eaten by you, so you'd better not ask me for oranges, otherwise I will be angry."
"Stingy guy." Officer Wang joked a little and said, "Tell us where the address is, and we'll go shopping in a group at worst."
At this time, Comrade Lao Nie walked out of the kitchen and saw a few people chatting about oranges. He also said with a smile: "Xiao Yu, don't be so stingy. I will buy a few boxes of these oranges to try first. If
To be continued...