Under Aunt Liu's strong request, Gu Chen still left his phone number in exchange for Aunt Liu's change of view on the police.

And it was only after Aunt Liu succeeded that she left with satisfaction.

Ding Junsheng on the side couldn't stop laughing, and he also put his arm around Gu Chen's shoulders and said, "Cousin, my cousin's eyes have been opened today."

Gu Chen's head shrank back: "What should I say?"

"That's it..." Ding Junsheng was about to speak, but suddenly stopped when he reached his mouth.

He hurriedly ran all the way to the door. After making sure that Aunt Liu had completely left, he slammed the iron door of the yard, leaned directly against the iron door, and said with a smile: "This old witch can usually argue with her.

This counts for every round.”

Ding Junsheng couldn't help but give a thumbs up...

"So?" Gu Chen asked him.

"So? So you are this."

After saying this, Ding Junsheng gave a thumbs up with both hands, then raised his butt, and directly used the rebound force to launch himself in front of Gu Chen, punched Gu Chen on the chest, and said with a smile:

"As for you, I can see that your charm in school still continues to this day."

"As for this old witch, as you heard just now, your cousin has been her neighbor for many years, right? She is the unlucky child of the Ding family who talks a lot."

"I am not unlucky. I have no regrets in my youth. I am still a winner in life."

"puff!"

Hearing his cousin complaining about injustice, Gu Chen couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Speaking of my cousin, how deep is the grievance between you and Aunt Liu? It's not like you used stones to smash the windows of her house, right?"

"That's not true." Ding Junsheng waved his hands quickly and explained: "She is such an old witch. Among the children in our community, who doesn't hide when they see her? Anyone who dares to approach her house is a god."

"But then again, things have changed. Back then, this old witch was used to being overbearing and she was considered a tyrant in the local area. Now she is reduced to being bullied by thieves. Haha, it's very cool to think about it, isn't it?"

Thinking about Aunt Liu's complaint just now, Ding Junsheng not only had no sympathy, but felt that these thieves were doing justice to God.

Thinking of the scene when Aunt Liu was chasing him all over the street with a broom, Ding Junsheng felt relieved.

"Cousin, is this how you realize it?" Gu Chen raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but tease: "Your cousin and I are the police, and you actually sided with the thief?"

"It's different, it's different." Ding Junsheng patted Gu Chen on the shoulder and said, "As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Although I also hate thieves, I still feel very happy when I see the old witch being unlucky.

,Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose……"

Thinking of this, Ding Junsheng couldn't help laughing again.

…

…

The next morning, Gu Chen came to Furong Branch early.

Due to the shift change yesterday, Gu Chen specially brought some snacks from home to distribute to everyone after returning home.

Seeing that there were not many people in the three groups of offices at the moment, Gu Chen simply placed snacks on everyone's desks.

When they were done, Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha happened to walk in holding hands.

Seeing Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei couldn't wait to ask him: "Junior brother Gu, by the way, did your cousin go to your house for dinner yesterday?"

"Yes, my cousin's house was not cleaned, so he stayed in my room temporarily, maybe for a few days." Gu Chen said with a smile.

"Eh? Are these snacks from Brother Gu's house?" Yuan Shasha came to her seat and also found a surprise.

Gu Chen nodded with a smile and said, "Everyone helped me ask for leave yesterday, so I brought some snacks for everyone, all of which have flavors that everyone likes."

"I'm very satisfied if there are walnuts that have been pinched by the door." Lu Weiwei picked up a walnut and threw it away. She caught it instantly and said with a smile, "I like to eat snacks from Junior Brother Gu's house the most."

Yuan Shasha also looked at Lu Weiwei, and couldn't help but be stunned, and asked her blankly: "Speaking of Senior Sister Lu, what is the 'walnut pinched by the door' that you often mention? It seems that Senior Brother Wang, Senior Brother Ding and He

Senior brothers and the others also mention it often."

"This..." Lu Weiwei didn't expect that Yuan Shasha would be so serious. She couldn't help laughing and said lightly: "This starts with an interview with Director Zhao, but those are all in the past tense, let's not mention it.

That’s fine.”

"You just need to remember that eating walnuts from Junior Brother Gu's house will definitely replenish your brain. This is the consensus of all the old comrades in our three groups, understand?"

Yuan Shasha was stunned...

Although she didn't understand what Lu Weiwei was talking about, she felt very powerful and didn't dare to refute any more. She could only nod her head like a chicken pecking at rice: "Okay... I seem to understand."

When Yuan Shasha finished speaking, He Junchao walked in with a sad face.

He didn't say hello to anyone, he just treated everyone as if they were nothing and walked back to his seat minding his own business.

Lu Weiwei raised her eyebrows, tore off a piece of note paper in an instant, balled it up and hit He Junchao's head accurately.

Lu Weiwei had practiced this move accurately many times and never failed.

"I said He Junchao, do you think we are nothing? You didn't even say hello when you came in. What's wrong? Did you step on dog poop when you went out?"

"It's almost the same." He Junchao glanced at Lu Weiwei and quickly looked away.

"Huh?" Lu Weiwei's eyes were stunned, and she also discovered something fishy.

So he moved like a rabbit, quickly got up and walked around in front of He Junchao, burst out laughing and said: "Ouch, why is there a bruise at the corner of your eyebrow? You said you were peeping at a girl taking a bath and got beaten, right?"

"You just peeked at someone taking a bath?" He Junchao retorted directly, and said angrily: "I just think, I must be in Mercury retrograde period recently, otherwise why would I be so unlucky?"

"Senior Brother He, is Mercury retrograde?" Gu Chen also asked him out of curiosity.

"Isn't it?" He Junchao glanced at the crowd and said helplessly: "I just changed my phone case to one with rivets yesterday, but I was lying down playing with my phone at night. My hand didn't catch it, and it hit my face. The rivet hit my eyebrow bone directly. Then

Tell me it hurts."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

There was a burst of laughter in the office, and Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha didn't care about being reserved and laughed directly.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! At this time, Officer Wang and Officer Ding also walked into the office one after another.

Seeing that Lu Weiwei was not laughing in front of He Junchao, Officer Wang couldn't help but asked curiously: "I said Lu Weiwei, are you bullying He Junchao again?"

"I bullied him? Did He Junchao still use me to bully him? I bullied myself." Lu Weiwei said with a smile.

Officer Ding raised his eyebrows and asked weakly: "By the way, what's going on with Xiao He?"

"Mercury is retrograde, maybe things haven't been going well lately." Gu Chen said.

"Oh, that's true." Thinking of the Mercury retrograde period, Officer Ding couldn't help but raise his eyes and nodded silently.

After all, I had some faith in Tarot constellations, so I curiously asked He Junchao: "Since Xiao He is experiencing Mercury retrograde, he has been honest recently to avoid biting his tongue when eating.

"

"Um?!"

Hearing what Officer Ding said, He Junchao immediately turned around and asked, "Old Ding, how did you know that I bit my tongue while eating breakfast? Take a look."

In order to express his pity, He Junchao stuck out his tongue and said innocently: "It's just the tragedy that just happened this morning."

"And not just today, since yesterday, I have discovered that I am not good at anything, and I am the worst at it."

"I took the bus home from get off work. I fell asleep on the bus and hit my head on the glass. This bag is still there."

"Also, when I got out of the car, I jumped out of the car door, tripped my left foot and fell over right."

"Really... is it really so evil?" Lu Weiwei felt as if she was listening to a horror story, and she also blinked and stared at He Junchao.

"Is this false? If I had known that I had entered the Mercury retrograde period since yesterday, I would have been careful at all times."

"That's okay, at least you are still a little transparent." Officer Wang curled his lips and said involuntarily: "At least no one knows you on the road, right? If we knew you were a policeman, wouldn't our police force be embarrassed?"

"Hahahaha!" Lu Weiwei laughed so much that her stomach hurt, and she quickly covered her abdomen.

He Junchao said with a despairing look: "That's not the end yet. I returned home cautiously, always looking left and right, for fear that some unlucky child would throw an object from a high altitude, and then I would be doomed."

"In the end, I cautiously arrived at the stairs of the unit, but suddenly stepped on the stairs and fell down. After all, I still didn't escape the disaster."

"Hiss!" Hearing this, Yuan Shasha couldn't help but take a breath and asked: "Speaking of Senior Brother He, how much virtue have you accumulated in daily life? Speaking of such unfortunate things... are there really so many?"

"Isn't it? It's so unlucky." He Junchao felt that he was an outcast of human beings. He straightened his body and said to everyone: "From now on, I feel that I am an extraordinary person. When I check my mobile phone

Only then did I realize that, indeed, I have Mercury retrograde."

"This is incredible. How many people did you offend in your previous life to have such bad luck in this life?" Officer Wang felt that this matter was quite mysterious.

It seems that all the lucky things have been missed by He Junchao.

If this period is He Junchao's Mercury retrograde period, then how to calculate it before? This young man seems to have not been very lucky.

Lu Weiwei was a curious person, so she quickly poked He Junchao on the shoulder and asked: "What happens after that? There won't be any weird things happening in the future, right?"

"After?" After He Junchao tried hard to think about it, he suddenly slapped his thigh and said: "Yes!"

"So unlucky?" Gu Chen also felt incredible.

He Junchao smiled bitterly and said: "There are so many unfortunate things, I almost forgot about them."

"Later, I took a hot shower and changed clothes, but when I zipped my clothes, I pinched my own flesh."

"I came to the dining table wearing sandals, but accidentally, my little toe hit the corner of the table and it hurt a lot."
To be continued...