Is this joke too big?

As the leader of the Haotian Sect, one of the few who ascended to the immortal world, this little girl actually said that she didn’t know him?

Didn't you pay homage to the tablets of previous sect leaders during your entrance examination?

Hai Tianyi explained with a dark face: "I am the twenty-first generation leader of the Haotian Sect..."

Xiao Jixiang opened his eyes wide: "Oh?"

"Due to the turmoil in the fairy world, I just came down from above..."

"Really?" Xiao Jixiang's eyes continued to open wide and flicker.

"Now come to help Haotian Sect and teach the method of ascension..."

"I don't believe it." Xiao Jixiang glanced at him.

From this moment on, no matter how Hai Tianyi explained, Xiao Jixiang always crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows, and his only three answers were "Oh?" "Really?" "I don't believe it."

Hai Tian was so angry that he once wanted to rush up and strangle her to death.

No, I have to calm down. I am already an immortal. How can I be as knowledgeable as a mortal?

"Girl, whether you believe it or not, you must take me to see your current sect leader. Once you see him, you will believe what I say."

Having said that, Hai Tianyi stretched out his hands and grasped them in the void, and a terrifying fairy power wrapped around Xiao Jixiang.

Xiao Jixiang struggled desperately: "Help! Someone is coming! Someone is abducting a young girl!"

Although Hai Tianyi has the lowest level of cultivation among the immortals, he is still in a true immortal realm. With his methods, he can't escape with Xiao Jixiang.

A skinny camel is bigger than a horse.

"You can scream, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken... Bah! I'm not a human trafficker, don't scream blindly!"

Hai Tianyi casually shot out another stream of pure immortal power, completely sealing Xiao Jixiang's mouth.

Afterwards, Hai Tianyi flew out of Baisui City with Xiao Jixiang.

Another world, Ultron world.

Su Fan didn't know anything about the fierce fighting in the original Three Thousand Worlds. Now he was having a headache on how to get out of here, while he was taking Mi Li'er around in this world to play wildly.

Early this morning, the doorbell rang, and someone knocked on the door.

"Is the bald brother back?"

Mi Lier jumped out of bed and ran to the door wearing slippers.

"Hello, is this Mr. Saitama's house?" A strange voice came from outside the door.

Mi Li'er was just about to open the door when her outstretched hand froze.

Because she remembered what Su Fan had told her before going out in the morning, "Never open the door to strangers!"

"Who are you? I don't know you!" Mi Li'er said through the door.

"Oh? She's a kid. Are you Mr. Saitama's sister?" said the outsider.

"You should leave quickly, my brother is not at home."

"It's okay, kid. I'm not a bad person. You open the door first. I'll give you something and say a few words before leaving."

Mi Lier rolled her eyes and thought, how could a bad person say that he is a bad person?

"Then you stand at the door and say it."

"..."

The man outside the door didn't speak for a long time. Mi Li'er felt doubtful and put her ear to the door.

After hearing a "dong" sound, Su Fan's voice came from outside the door.

"Who are you? Why are you standing in front of my house?"

"Bald brother is back!" Mi Lier opened the door as soon as she heard Su Fan's voice.

I saw a person outside the door who was pinned against the wall by Su Fan with his arms. His face turned red and his veins popped out.

Su Fan was a little anxious, someone actually found out where they lived!

It doesn't matter to him, if someone kidnaps Mi Li'er while he is away, the trouble will be big.

The man was so strangled that he could not speak. He raised a trembling hand and showed what was on his hand——

A mecha model.

"It's Xiaohong!" Mi Lier recognized it at a glance.

Seeing that he seemed to have no ill intentions, Su Fan let go of his hand.

"Cough cough cough cough..." The man squatted on the ground in pain and coughed violently.

After a while, he seemed to have taken a breath, stood up, straightened his clothes, and said to Su Fan:

"I'm sorry that I misunderstood you. I was the person in charge of yesterday's mecha trial meeting. Because you left too fast and didn't receive the prize in the end, the leader sent me to deliver it to you."

Su Fan said coldly: "How do you know where I live?"

"To be honest, Mr. Saitama, it's not that we want to investigate you, but because your operation yesterday was so amazing that you have completely surpassed our most professional mecha operators..."

Su Fan frowned and said, "Mecha Association again? Didn't I reject you yesterday?"

The man's eyes were sincere: "Although you refused, our association thinks it is necessary to fight for it again."

He handed the little red mecha model to Su Fan: "As long as you are willing to participate in tomorrow's mecha competition, we will directly reward you with one million Ultron coins, which will not be included in the competition bonus."

Hearing this, Su Fan was a little shaken.

He is indeed a little short of money now.

To be precise, I am short of money in this world.

Since there is no spiritual power in this world, the things in the Qiankun Ring are of little value to this world. It is equivalent to being in the endless desert. No matter how much gold and silver he has, it is meaningless. Only water and food are.

valuable.

In the past two days, he had spent money borrowed from the village chief to eat, drink and have fun. Although the village chief did not let him pay it back, he was not a favored person in vain.

Seeing Su Fan's silence, the people from the Mecha Association struck while the iron was hot: "And the prize money for the competition is even more generous, 10 million."

Su Fan thought for a while and said, "You go back first and I'll think about it."

Su Fan walked into the door and closed it with a "pop!"

The man stood at the door and said: "If you really don't want to participate, your sister can come. We also have a million rewards..."

…

Su Fan put the breakfast he just bought on the table and called Mi Lier over to eat.

At the dinner table, Su Fan was absent-minded, thinking about what just happened.

If he was alone, he would just go. He would not be afraid that someone would cause trouble for him later.

But now that Mi Li'er is around, and this is not in Haotian Sect, he can't use many of his methods, so he has to think more.

Maybe even Su Fan himself didn't realize that he already regarded Mi Li'er as his own sister.

Mi Lier took a sip of milk, saw Su Fan looking absent-minded, patted his hand and said, "You have to concentrate on eating, otherwise you will eat it in your nose."

Su Fan came back to his senses and smiled softly: "It's okay, eat quickly."

Alas, children are so carefree and don't have to think about these troublesome things.

I really envy.

Mi Li'er said softly: "If the bald brother really doesn't want to go, you can let Mi Li'er go."

Su Fan was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and smiled: "I'm going to go too, how could I let you go?"

Mi Lier smiled sweetly at Su Fan and said, "It doesn't matter, I quite like that game anyway."

"Do you really like it?"

"Yeah, I had a lot of fun yesterday, and I still have a lot of fun."

Su Fan thought for a while, then nodded and said:

"Okay then! Let's go together then, just treat it as having fun."

At worst, I'll take Mi Li'er with me wherever I go from now on.

Mi Lier laughed happily, her eyes narrowed into slits.

Su Fan never imagined that Mi Li'er didn't really want to go.

But this little girl, who was only five years old, saw through his hesitation.

Night

On the phone, he picked up the business card Fu Jiashi gave him and dialed the number on it.

"Hello, is this Mr. Saitama?" The call was connected within a second, and it was Fu Jiashi's voice.
To be continued...