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Chapter 455: What does it mean to breathe fragrance in the mouth?(1/2)

Well, it is indeed unreasonable to be his father, and it is normal for him not to believe it.

Su Fan changed his words and said, "I made a mistake just now. I am not your father, I am Wang Ling's father."

"Wang Ling... Young Master's father?" The Ring Spirit murmured, "Is he the Master of the Immortal Realm?"

"Ah, yes, it's Master Xianjie. Thank you for remembering me. The old man has a good memory." Su Fan continued.

The Ring Spirit murmured in his heart, why does this Immortal Master sound weird and not stable at all? Do you want to believe him?

Forget it, I would rather believe it than believe it. If it is really a master of the immortal world, Wang Ling's father, he will be guilty if he neglects him.

Thinking of this, he responded flatteringly: "Little old man, I don't know that the Lord is here in person. I have offended you just now. I hope you can forgive me."

Oops, this face changes so quickly. No matter if it’s true or not, let’s start with the good words. After all, I won’t hit the person with the smiley face.

This old thing has some tricks up its sleeve.

But Su Fan didn't follow the routine, "I don't forgive you!"

"I don't forgive you? This..." The Ring Spirit felt nervous and asked hurriedly: "I don't know where the villain made the adults unhappy. Please tell me clearly."

Su Fan suppressed his laughter and said in a deep voice: "Just now, before I came down, I heard you spit out sweet fragrance. Are you talking about me?"

Fragrant breath?

The Ringwraith was confused. He was clearly cursing someone just now, but why did it reach the adults' ears and turn into a breath of fragrance?

"this……"

Should I admit it or not?

If you don't admit it, if the words that reach the immortal's ears are good words, won't you miss an opportunity to flatter him?

If you admit it, if in the fairy world, 'spitting fragrance' is used to describe swearing, you will be dead!

The Ringwraith weighed the weight between 'flattering' and 'certain death', and finally decided that it would be better not to seek death, but to tell the truth honestly.

"Immortal, I didn't spit out fragrance to you just now, but I was cursing someone, and I was cursing the person sleeping in front of me."

"You bastard, I knew you were swearing!" Su Fan scolded angrily: "Although you didn't curse me, why don't you listen to the words you curse and let my son Wang Ling learn them?"

"My lord, I deserve to die. I know I scolded Ling'er too harshly and taught Ling'er bad things. It's my fault. Please punish me!" the Ring Spirit said with trembling words.

As expected, 'spitting fragrance' is used to describe swearing. Fortunately, I didn't flatter someone just now...

"What? The scolding you just said was unpleasant. Do you deserve it?" Su Fan couldn't help laughing, "How can you teach others bad things like this? I'm afraid that my son will be scolded so hard that he can't even speak back!"

Ring Spirit: "..."

"No, I have to teach you how to curse people in person. You can teach him this sentence later and make sure that no matter who he scolds in the future, he will definitely overwhelm the opponent in terms of momentum." Su Fan said.

"Please...please...sir, please give me some advice."

"listen!"

Su Fan took a deep breath, "Yan Ye Sanren, Zhang Sanfeng of Laozignm, Tai Chi Tai Chi Sword Technique, Popeye Sailor Pikachu Digimon, Fat Monster Snake..."

Ring Spirit: "..."

At this moment, his heart was broken.

He thought to himself, didn’t I come here to scold people today? Why was he still being scolded?

It's still a bunch of messy stuff that I can't understand.

The only thing I can understand is the first six words: I am gnm...

However, this is not the most uncomfortable thing. The most uncomfortable thing is that after being scolded, he still has to smile and say: "Well done! Well done, sir!"

It’s so hard to be a soul... I don’t want to be a soul anymore!



Later, Su Fan cut off the sound transmission on the jade slip, and the ring spirit floated out of Tang Mengdong's room in despair, and got back into the ring.

Wang Ling was already waiting there, "How is Master, have you resolved your hatred?"

However, the first thing the Ringwraith said was: "Monk Zhang Sanfeng from gnm, Tai Chi Tai Chi Swordsmanship, Popeye Sailor Pikachu, Digimon, Fat Monster Snake."

Wang Ling was stunned on the spot.

Master...are you sick? Why are you scolding me all of a sudden?

Even though I couldn't understand the scolding, I could understand the first six words...

"This is what your father asked me to teach you." The Ring Spirit sighed deeply.

"My father?" Wang Ling frowned, "What else did he say?"

"He also asked me to persuade you to use rat tail juice."

"Mouse tail juice? What is that?"

"I don't know either. It seems that the terminology used in the fairy world is very different from that in the human world," the Ring Spirit said. "For example, they describe 'spitting fragrance' as a curse word. It should not be used to describe a person's conversation."

Civilized, is communicating with him like smelling flowers?”

"Stop saying these useless things," Wang Ling said irritably: "What else did my father say?"

"Nothing else to say."

When Wang Ling heard this, he immediately became anxious and stood up with a bang, "Master, you have been deceived!"

"How do you say this?" The Ring Spirit has not yet reacted.

"Think about it, if that man was really my father, why didn't he come to me directly? Instead, he said a bunch of incomprehensible things to you."

"this……"

After Wang Ling's analysis, the Ring Spirit realized that there were many strange things about the man just now.

But what if it is true? There is still a possibility.

It's always a good idea to err on the side of caution.

"No matter who that person is, he is definitely not my father!" Wang Ling said: "Master, go to Jian Ji Yu's place tomorrow night. I hope you won't be emotional."

"I see……"



At this moment, in the Bibo Palace, Jiao Ruo was staying in the room gloomily, looking at the jade slip that Su Fan left for her.

In the entire huge Bibo Palace, she was the only one who knew that Ye Da outside was fake.

Because it is true, it is false.

On the jade slip, Su Fan told her that he would be back soon and would definitely take her out then.

Maintain the status quo for now and never reveal your identity.

Leave your real name at the checkout.

Su Fan...

She murmured the name several times, and then swam out of the shell.

The sea water is not too cold, and waves of warm currents are pushed from the undersea furnace, making the entire seabed feel like a hot spring and extremely comfortable.

In the turquoise water, countless aurora worms weave into countless bright strips of light, illuminating countless noisy and carnival sea tribes below, as well as various delicacies and honey wine on the warm round table.

I heard from the surrounding sharks that a grand ceremony was being held in the Poseidon Palace - the Poseidon Enthronement Ceremony.

Neptune Palace is a large palace recently built specifically for Ye Da, located in the center of Bibo Palace.

In the hall, the new Sea Emperor Yesa was surrounded by several elders, who kept giving gifts and toasting to Yesa.

Ye Da seems to have adapted to his new status, enjoying the royal treatment, hugging him from left to right, exchanging cups and cups.

The whole seabed is so lively.

At this time, a shark who looked like a guard grabbed Jiao Ruo's arm and said, "Why are you here? Why don't you hurry up and get ready? Today is the big day for the Emperor of the Sea to enthrone!"

As he said that, he pulled Jiaoruo to the inner room.

"Let me go," Jiaoruo broke free from the restraints and frowned, "What does that have to do with me?"

Seeing that she didn't seem to understand the importance of this matter, the shark guard patiently explained:

"Not just you, all the mermaids without spouses in the entire seabed will participate. This is a rare opportunity, so you must seize it."

"I won't participate." Jiaoruo refused firmly.

"Not participating

add?"

The shark guard advised, "Silly boy, if you are chosen by the Emperor of the Sea, you will become the Queen of Shanghai, and you will be the envy of many people."

"So what? I don't care." Jiaoruo swam out of the hall without looking back.

She was thinking in her heart, Su Fan had promised to take her away, and now he should be back soon, how could he be the concubine of the Sea Emperor?

"No, it's not up to you!"
To be continued...
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