Chapter 528: I am so disappointed(1/2)
The matter of the angry ghost has been solved, now it is time to solve the matter of the greedy ghost.
Su Fan threw the big fat evil spirit to the ground and patted his fat cheek.
"Hey, wake up..."
The greedy ghost shook his head and opened his hazy eyes.
"That stupid young man has already made an agreement with me. He won't demolish your city anymore."
Seeing that he was awake, Su Fan said, "You should also release all the ghost people you have absorbed."
"Let it go? Why let it go?" Greedy Ghost stared at Su Fan with confusion.
"What do you mean by this? Are they not your people?"
Su Fan frowned tightly and narrowed his eyes into a narrow slit.
"Subjects? No, no, no, I think you are mistaken. They are just my nourishment. Even if there are no angry ghosts, I will suck them dry. It's just a matter of time."
The Greedy Ghost said calmly, then stretched his head to look at the dilapidated city below. Sparks were floating everywhere, and smoke was everywhere. Then he saw the ghost people shrouded in the white light of skeletons, and his brows instantly furrowed.
"Why are you framing them? I suck my subjects and I don't need you to meddle in their own business!"
"No, there are good friends of mine among the souls below. You can't absorb them..."
Su Fan said in a deep voice.
"It's simple. You take your friend away and I'll continue to smoke mine. That's it."
The greedy ghost hurriedly got up from the ground and once again opened its bloody mouth to the ghost people below.
"Snapped!"
As soon as he took a breath, a big hand slapped his mouth and pinched his upper and lower lips.
"No, you can't suck them!"
Su Fan shouted sternly: "Not to mention that the guy who is protecting them below will not agree, and I will not agree either. What you are doing is so inhumane."
"But...but I am a ghost..." the greedy ghost said weakly.
"There is no ghost nature!"
Su Fan said coldly: "If I say no, I can't. Don't be stubborn with me anymore. I'll keep these ghosts safe."
"you……"
The big fat evil ghost looked at him angrily, but knew that there was nothing he could do to him, so he could only whisper:
"Tch, what's the big deal? If you don't give me food, I won't give you food. In the worst case, after you leave, I'll find another place to open a new casino and collect a new wave..."
Oops, why did you say what was on your mind?
Hearing this, Su Fan had a plan in mind and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
He lay on the greedy ghost's ear and said: "Don't you like power? If you follow me, I will pass on my power to you, how about it?"
"Your power?"
When the greedy ghost heard this, his eyes immediately lit up.
He had seen this guy's methods with his own eyes. The fireball just now exploded with a simple "pop", as if it was a joke.
What about you? Even if you activate the ultimate evil ghost form, you are still not sure that you can swallow that thing whole. You will have to shed your skin if you don't die!
This shows how terrifying this guy’s real strength is!
"Okay, I promise you!"
The greedy ghost said happily: "But you have to give it to me now, lest you deceive me and then not give it to me again. I can't afford this."
"Tch, do you think everyone is the same as you? They go around lying to ghosts every day!"
Su Fan said contemptuously: "Besides, now that I have given you my power, you are more powerful than me. What if you beat me down with your backhand?"
"How is that possible? I guarantee with my guarantee that I will never lie to you!"
The greedy ghost swears
He patted his chest, but when he saw Su Fan's contemptuous eyes, his momentum weakened involuntarily.
"Then... how about we sign an oath of heaven? There should be no problem, right?"
Hey, Oath of Heaven? I didn’t expect such high-end products to exist in the ghost world?
I have really forgotten about this problem recently. I have long remembered that I signed the Heavenly Pledge for Ran Niantao and stopped wearing the Lao Shizi spirit-sealing bracelet!
It’s not like she’s going to run away…
"Hehe, I can see from your expression that you must know about the existence of the Oath of Heaven, so I don't need to introduce it to you."
With that said, he opened the three layers of flesh on his big belly, took out a volume of about a few pages, and handed it to Su Fan.
"I can swear according to the content inside. As long as you swear, you should be able to believe me, right?"
Su Fan came over and took a look. It was really a genuine Oath of Heaven. Even if it was placed in this place... it was too disgusting, right?
The top was shiny and shiny, which was quite off-putting. Su Fan took one look at it and hurriedly avoided it, not even wanting to touch it.
"Okay, okay, hurry up, hurry up and swear, don't waste my time!"
"okay!"
The greedy ghost happily picked up the shiny "Oath of Heaven". Because it was so oily, the two pages stuck together, and he even licked his fingers.
Su Fan's scalp was numb when he saw it, and he suddenly trembled.
too disgusting!
The greedy ghost pretended to maintain a straight posture and began to read clearly...
Damn it, I have to bear to stare at him until he finishes reading, it’s so tortured.
No, I can't stand it.
"Wait, please stop for a moment!" Su Fan interrupted, narrowing his eyes and trying not to look at the Oath of Heaven.
"Well, what's wrong? Did I pronounce it wrong somewhere?" Greedy asked in a serious tone.
"No, no, I just think your book is too...thin. I suspect you are cutting corners!"
The greedy ghost handed him the greasy Oath of Heaven, "Well, you can see for yourself, have I cut any corners..."
Su Fan quickly waved his hands in disgust and said, "Well, no, no, no."
"Hey, look at you ghost, I showed you but you didn't look at it, and you said I cut corners, what do you want?" the greedy ghost said aggrievedly.
God knows how much Su Fan wanted to take out his fifty-page Oath of Heaven at this moment and let him see what it means not to cut corners, but after looking at his dirty and greasy ghost claws, he finally gave up.
idea.
"Forget it... do whatever you want. I'll have to bear it and not look. You can speak louder so I can hear you!" Su Fan waved his hand in disgust.
"It's really baffling..."
The greedy ghost curled his lips and snorted, then picked up his copy of the Oath of Heaven and read it according to the text.
"Ah, this...the way of heaven is to make up for the shortcomings..."
Maybe it's because the ghost's cultural level is not high. Just reading these few pages of paper took about half a stick of incense.
During this period, the angry ghost kept looking for Su Fan to explain what "loose and fluttering the lightning whip" was and what "traditional kung fu was done to the point".
Su Fan said that he was really busy. While explaining to him, he also had to remind Greedy Ghost that he had read the wrong words and asked him to read them again.
All in all, this half-stick of incense was the most painful time since he arrived in the ghost world.
Fortunately, he survived, and when a strange cloud pattern appeared above the Greedy Ghost, Su Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
In fact, from beginning to end, he was coaxing
Lie to Su Fan.
He had done many similar things before, and he had recited this Oath of Heaven a thousand or eight hundred times.
The reason why he deliberately stuttered was to make Su Fan believe it was true. After all, acting requires a complete performance.
The glossy finish is also specially designed. A person like Su Fan, who looks very particular about his appearance, will definitely not touch such a dull thing.
As for the cloud pattern, it is even simpler. With his strength, he can make hundreds of them in minutes.
I didn’t expect this guy to be so easy to deceive. I didn’t know what his expression would be like when he saw me devouring his power and then eating him in one bite...
Hey hey hey...
"Brother, I have finished reciting them all, can you teach me the exercises now?" Greedy Ghost said with a harmless expression on his face.
Su Fan casually glanced at the auspicious cloud and found no problem, so he nodded and said: "Okay, then I will teach you the exercises now. You should prepare first."
"Hey, there's no need to prepare, just use your strongest attack method to hit me..."
The Greedy Ghost thought for a moment and said, "No, it can't be too strong. Just be moderately strong. If it's too strong, you might not be able to bear it."
"Okay, okay, I don't need you to teach me, I know it well."
To be continued...