Chapter 676 Pairs of Addition and Subtraction(1/2)
Although Su Fan is a boy, he is still a man. He was an ordinary person in his previous life. It is normal to think more about it now.
However, he had a stable Taoist mind and had seen countless women, so he had a certain amount of antibodies. He only lost consciousness for a moment before he reacted and said in a deep voice.
"I, Su Fan, have come to visit the fairy lady. Please inform the two fairies and let me in."
"Men are never welcome in Peach Blossom Fairyland. Please come back."
The woman on Su Fan's left frowned slightly and gave the eviction order without saying a word.
What the hell is going on? Just now you let yourself in, and now you have to drive yourself out.
But Su Fan quickly understood that this was probably a test given to him by the Fairy Lady.
"I would like to ask you two fairies to be accommodating. I really have something important to come to see Miss Fairy Lady..."
"No, every man who comes to Peach Blossom Fairyland says so, I can't let you in."
After hearing the other party's repeated rejections, Su Fan also became angry.
He couldn't control that much. Although the beauties were beautiful, he had seen many of them, including Liu Ling, Ji Yunxi, Xiao Jixiang, Sheng Wan...
There are many beauties in the Haotian Sect. If the other party still stops him, Su Fan doesn't mind taking action.
Of course, it is done in a measured manner.
"My dear friend, please calm down. My sister is a bit impatient and has offended many people."
Just when Su Fan was about to explode, the woman standing on his right smiled gently and spoke softly.
"I'm not angry. I have just received permission to enter the Peach Blossom Fairyland. Please don't embarrass yourself, two fairies."
One is a good person and the other is a bad person, right? Su Fan has seen this kind of thing too many times.
With a sneer in his heart, he took out two five-thousand-year-old fairy grass from the Qiankun Ring and handed them to the woman on his right.
"Please, Fairy, be accommodating!"
"My friend, you are joking, please take back the fairy grass."
To Su Fan's surprise, the woman actually pushed Su Fan's elixir back. Su Fan had done his homework before. Although the five thousand year old elixir was not top-notch in the fairy world, it was still very popular.
He originally thought that the two women wanted to ask him for some benefits, but seeing the contempt in each other's eyes, Su Fan didn't expect that it was not the case.
"Then please tell the fairy how to let me in."
The more beautiful the woman, the more trouble she has. Su Fan finally realized it. He was helpless and could only ask directly.
"It's like this. Fairy Lady has always liked reading poems and reading books. She likes to play pairs when she has nothing to do. Over time, we disciples have been immersed in it and learned some. In this way, if the little girl makes a pair, if the fairy friends can
If you answer the right question, I will let the immortal friend in."
It's here, it's finally here. Su Fan let out a sigh of relief. It was like he had expressed his needs. He was almost suffocated to death.
Hey, wait a minute, right pair?
Su Fan felt nervous. Although he had read many books, he had never been right.
"Erha, can you make a right pair?"
Erha, who was still in a daze, suddenly heard Su Fan's voice in his ears. He scratched his head in confusion and asked.
"Brother Fan, what is a pair? Can it be eaten? Is it delicious?"
Su Fan: "..."
"Hahaha……"
Su Fan used sound transmission, but Husky used his own voice because he was absent-minded, so the twins heard him immediately. They both covered their mouths in unison, and a laughter like silver bells was heard.
"Fellow Immortal, if you don't come to terms with me, even if I let you in, I won't see you..."
“I don’t even know how to make a pair, but I still have a peach
Huaxianyuan, have you ever asked about the rules here?"
Su Fan's face darkened, and he cursed himself for being stupid. Wouldn't he be asking for trouble by asking Husky for such a thing as a pair?
Forget it, let’s break the pot and listen to what they say first.
"Ahem, fairy, are you right? I can give it a try."
Seeing that Su Fan still refused to give up, the woman standing on the right spoke softly, but there was a hint of arrogance in her voice.
"Then, my dear friend, please listen carefully. My perfect match is - the flowers and grass are red, lush and beautiful."
Good guy, the words were repeated as soon as they started. Su Fan frowned slightly. He happened to see the towering waves in front of him and couldn't help but have an idea.
"A man and a woman are comfortable going up, down, left, right, and left."
As soon as Su Fan finished the couple, the woman standing on the left couldn't help but said: "It's so neat..."
But then he came back to his senses and his cheeks immediately turned crimson.
"You're such a scoundrel, you're so shameless and nasty, it's so unreasonable!"
Su Fan was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and asked: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with me?"
"You! You..."
Just when the woman on the left was about to say something else, the woman on the right spoke.
"Two spirits, please don't be rude. This immortal friend is very kind to you."
"But Sister Shuanghua, he is such a gangster, he actually uses that kind of thing to deal with someone."
Shuanghua's cheeks were also red, but compared to her sister Shuangling, she was much more gentle.
"If you're not convinced, just make a pair of your own and test him."
It turns out that the one on the left is the younger sister, called Shuangling, and the one on the right is the older sister, called Shuanghua.
No wonder he is so unruly, he turns out to be a kid.
"What Fairy Shuangling said is wrong. A man and a woman in my family went on an outing together in a carriage. The road was a bit bumpy. After arriving at the destination, I saw the beautiful scenery and couldn't help but feel happy. Do you have any questions? Why do you want to
Are you scolding me?"
As the saying goes, if the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.
As long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.
"Or is it that the Twin Spirit Fairy is full of men and women, so whatever she sees is what she sees?"
Su Fan's shameless explanation left Shuangling speechless. She could only clench her silver teeth and snort.
"You're shameless. Although you've been against my sister, you haven't been against me yet. Listen up, the one I gave you is one who will stay together for the rest of his life! Please tell me about the next one!"
Su Fan was shocked. There was something in this pair. It actually contained the insights of a cultivator, which implicitly revealed the way of heaven.
It’s so difficult!
Su Fan's expression had become extremely solemn.
Even Shuangling's sister, Shuanghua, looked at her sister in surprise.
When did this girl become so powerful?
This pair, even if you let yourself come up with it, is very difficult to get it right.
"Hmph, I advise you to give up as soon as possible. Not everyone can come to Peach Blossom Fairyland!"
Shuangling's sarcasm was still in his ears. Su Fan's heart skipped a beat and a confident smile appeared on his face.
"Why should I give up? I didn't say I couldn't do it."
"Okay, you have the ability, right! Come on, let me hear it."
Looking at Shuangling's flushed face, Su Fan chuckled and said, "It's a bit difficult for one plus one to equal two."
this……
There was dead silence in the whole place.
Shuangling's mouth was already open, obviously he couldn't believe it, but there was a look of thinking in Shuanghua's eyes.
"What's your pair? One plus one equals two. You can use it to make a pair."
?”
"Why can't it be right? Is there such a rule for pairs?"
Su Fan did his part, looked at Shuang Ling's face, and retorted.
But thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is really no problem with what Su Fan is right. From the great to the simple, one plus one is not the way of heaven.
I will "tease" this unreasonable woman today.
Although Su Fan likes beauties, he hates goblins.
"You, you, you! I don't accept it! Come again!"
"please."
Taking a deep breath, Shuangling spoke slowly.
To be continued...