Chapter 86: If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb
Su Fan and the others had already walked over, ignoring the people from the Huanmiao Immortal Dynasty, and walked straight to the edge.
The Huan Miao Immortal Dynasty was tricked because they didn't know the situation of this nightmare.
For Su Fan, the nightmare is easy to solve.
"stop!"
At this time, Commander Huo gave a cold shout and walked directly in front of Su Fan and the others, blocking their way.
Others around him also gathered and stared at Su Fan without saying a word.
"Is something wrong?" Su Fan turned around with a smile,
Commander Huo stood in front of Su Fan with a strong back and looked down at Su Fan.
In terms of height, he is probably the tallest among the people present. Even Jing Wenxin, who is eight feet tall, is a head taller.
"Which family of yours is the most powerful? How did you get here?"
Commander Huo asked directly with his face in his face.
Su Fan was startled by the sudden appearance, took a few steps back and frowned.
"You are poisonous!"
"Don't you know I have bad breath? It stuck on my face and almost sent me away in one breath..."
This was the first time in many years that he encountered someone with such bad breath.
If I hadn't had good concentration, I would have been killed by this red-faced man in the first place.
Before Commander Huo could react, he turned to look at the young man behind him, frowned and said, "Does my mouth stink?"
The young man nodded subconsciously, but hurriedly shook his head.
It's better not to talk nonsense at this time, otherwise you'll get slapped again.
"His grandma, you haven't answered my question yet!"
Commander Huo turned around and said angrily: "I rinse my mouth every day. It's not your turn to tell whether it smells bad or not. Let's first tell you who you are."
Hearing this, Su Fan did not speak in a hurry, but looked at the monks lying on the ground.
Have you been tricked?
If you don't save me first, it's like repaying the Empress' favor for protecting that tree.
"Nightmare dreams are difficult, but they can still be solved easily."
Su Fan looked at the Imperial Master calmly.
After all, he had met this Imperial Master. When he was in Haoyue City before, he pretended to be the guide of the Posati and got a lot of treasures from this Imperial Master.
The Imperial Master also felt that Su Fan's voice was somewhat familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it for a while.
"Little brother, I wonder what you can do?"
The Imperial Master stepped forward and said: "As long as you are willing to take action, our Huanmiao Immortal Dynasty will be grateful."
"Hey, hey, are you ignoring me?" Commander Huo said with a dark face.
Su Fan smiled and said: "There's no need to be grateful. I'll tell you the method and treat it as repaying your empress' favor."
Um?
After hearing this, the Imperial Master also frowned.
Is it possible that this young man knew the empress because he was repaying her favor?
"I said boy, what are you talking about here? Believe it or not, I will slap you to death!" Commander Huo said angrily.
The Imperial Preceptor followed closely behind: "Please help me."
"Damn it, do you think I don't exist?" Commander Huo shouted, "Can't you even see such a big person like me?"
Su Fan stared at the Imperial Master and said with a smile: "Nightmares are a branch of the Dream Demon. The person who is infected is undoubtedly not trapped in endless dreams. It is a relatively evil method, and the method to get rid of it is also very simple."
"Hey! Believe it or not, I got mad!" Commander Huo said angrily.
"What's the explanation?" the Imperial Master asked softly.
Su Fan glanced at everyone and said with a smile: "It's very simple. All you need is a child's urine. I think you people from the Huanmiao Immortal Dynasty should be fine, right?"
Indeed, I want to decipher the dream
The only way to avoid nightmares is to use child urine.
As the saying goes, to untie a bell, you must tie the bell. Those who can fall victim to nightmare tricks are almost never boys, so if you want to crack the bell, you must start from this aspect.
After hearing Su Fan's words, everyone's expressions changed, and they all looked at each other hesitantly.
"Hey, why don't you go up and try? I remember you were still a child."
"Don't talk nonsense, I wasn't one fifty years ago."
"What a coincidence, I didn't do it the night before I came here, and there's nothing I can do about it."
"Me... neither am I. Senior Sister Zhao and I have already done it."
"..."
A group of people almost started to shirk it, after all, it was not easy for them to handle this kind of thing.
Today's monks have no Taoist companions, so it is almost impossible for a child body to exist. How could they miss the method that can improve their cultivation?
It is common sense for a man to love a woman, not to mention that it can also adjust the balance of yin and yang and stabilize one's own Taoist heart!
"Commander Huo, you..." The Imperial Master turned to look at Commander Huo.
Fire Commander:......
Good guy, now you know I'm here?
I have been shouting for a long time, but no one answered me. Do you want my help now?
"What a coincidence, I am not a child. When I was a child, I met a girl who made me happy. That night we..."
"Ahem!"
The Imperial Master coughed quickly, interrupting Commander Fire's memories.
"Why are you coughing? Didn't you just listen to what I said?"
Commander Huo said unhappily: "Why don't you go ahead? I haven't heard of any strange rumors about you, Imperial Master."
"I...I'm not a boy either. Let's find someone else to deal with this matter!" The old master blushed and turned away.
Then Commander Huo looked around, wondering if he could find one.
As a result, almost everyone caught his gaze lowered their heads.
Yep, not one!
"His grandma's are all a bunch of trash. What's the use of losing one's virginity so early? They all have low cultivation levels and are like reptiles!"
Commander Huo immediately cursed.
In this regard, their Huanmiao Immortal Dynasty was obviously completely wiped out.
Su Fan did not expect such a result. It seems that the current monks in the Huan Miao Immortal Dynasty are not very good.
At this time, the Imperial Master looked at Su Fan and the others, hoping that Su Fan and the others could help.
Hu Jinwan immediately waved his hand and said, "Don't look at it. Fatty, I went to your dungeon back then and was raped by a female prisoner there. I still remember it very clearly."
Hearing this, everyone in the Huanmiao Immortal Dynasty looked surprised.
Even Su Fan and Jing Wenxin looked over with curiosity. Apparently they didn't know that Hu Jinwan had such a history.
"Look what I'm doing? I'm no match for that little bitch, there's nothing I can do about it."
Hu Jinwan said with a bitter face: "Back then, that little girl was so fierce and tight, and she was imprisoned for many days. When she saw me coming in, she went crazy. You must know that I was also a handsome young man, and I was not inferior to Brother Fan in terms of appearance.
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hehe……
For the first time, Jing Wenxin found someone more shameless than him.
In terms of appearance, who in the entire world of cultivation can compare with Su Fan?
"Are you the little thief god?" the national master suddenly frowned and asked.
"What? You just recognized it now?" Hu Jinwan curled his lips and said: "If it weren't for the fat man and me trying to stay away from that little girl, I wouldn't be like this now. To say that I'm like this, I'm not as good as you Huanmiaoxianchao
It has a lot to do with it.”
The Imperial Master did not take his words to heart, but looked towards Su Fan.
rumor
The little thief god Hu Jinwan became a member of the Haotian Sect, and he was always followed by a young man who looked like a banished immortal. I think it was this young man.
So, they are members of the Haotian Sect?
"Your Excellency, are you from the Haotian Sect?" the Imperial Master asked.
Su Fan nodded lightly and smiled: "Come in to do some errands and do some business. If it weren't for the sake of your empress, I wouldn't explain the method to you for free."
"Boy, is that sissy Feng Qingqing at your place?"
Commander Huo opened his mouth and said: "I heard from the Empress that the sissy is staying with you for the time being. Does your Haotian Sect really have a way to extend life?"
Su Fan had already become somewhat accustomed to his words.
This Fire Commander obviously has a bad temper and rarely stops swearing. This is probably a natural trait.
Su Fan said with a smile: "You should find a way to save people. We will discuss the matters of Haotian Sect later."
"Yes, yes, save people first!"
Commander Huo looked at Su Fan and Jing Wenxin in a blink of an eye, and it seemed that they were the only two silent now.
"I am a demon cultivator and I have lost my virginity a long time ago, so..." Jing Wenxin also looked embarrassed.
At this time, everyone looked at Su Fan.
After all, it was Su Fan who proposed this method, and Su Fan was the only one among them who had not expressed it yet.
Su Fan:......
Haha, you are quite proud.
Aren’t you all so proud of your virginity?
"Boy, are your grandma's chickens really chickens?" Commander Huo made a show of his face again.
Su Fan took a few steps back again, frowned and said, "I'm not!"
Hu Jinwan: Oh?
Brother Fan is no longer there. I wonder whose fairy can make someone like Brother Fan fall in love.
Looking at Hu Jinwan's eyes, Su Fan couldn't stand it.
Can such a thing be said easily?
He is a body-refining monk, how could he easily destroy his Yang Yuan?
"Senior, I remember that you are a body refiner. If you had a body like yours, it would be impossible for you to lose your body." Jing Wenxin said with a serious face.
Su Fan:......
If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!
At this time, everyone looked over and placed their hopes on Su Fan.
Body-refining cultivators are rare in the entire world of cultivation.
Regarding the theory of body cultivation, the most important thing is one's own Yang Yuan. As long as the Yang Yuan is not broken, the muscles and bones of the body can be trained to the supreme state.
Looking at his body, he is as white as jade, and there is a surging blood energy under his skin. I am afraid that this energy and blood alone has the ability to suppress sneakiness.
"Boy, you lied to me!" Commander Huo said angrily.
Su Fan curled his lips: "Who said physical cultivation can't break Yuanyang? The technique I practice is very powerful. You can still practice if you break Yuanyang. Your old ideas have long been out of date."
Can't admit it!
This kind of thing must never be acknowledged!
"Seriously?" Commander Huo frowned and said, "If you dare to trick me, from now on I will live in your Haotian Sect and talk to you every day!"
Suddenly, Su Fan shuddered.
Too cruel!
If Commander Huo really came to his courtyard every day and kept talking to him, wouldn't his tone kill him?
"Wait until you find Haotian Sect!"
Su Fan said calmly: "I advise you to go find the people from the Wuji Sect. They should be here soon. Then you can just ask them. Especially a disciple named Wang Yuan, he is a real boy!"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked.
Chapter completed!