Chapter 876 Ten points! Full marks!(1/3)
"Lord Hades Emperor, are you kidding?"
Su Fan's expression became very strange.
"Are you sure that's the problem?"
Emperor Hades tilted his head slightly and looked at Su Fan with his golden mask tilted.
"What? Is there something wrong with my question?"
"No, no."
Su Fan stretched out his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, and then asked.
"Lord Hades, why do you ask such a question?"
"I have no idea."
Emperor Hades' answer made Su Fan a little crazy.
The dignified Immortal Emperor of the Underworld asked this kind of question as soon as he came up.
Who can withstand this?
"I'm asking you just because I don't know. If I knew, why would I ask you?"
Emperor Hades' voice was a little impatient.
Su Fan finally discovered that Underworld Emperor's voice had become a little more delicate, not as deep and thick as before.
This made him a little strange, but he didn't think much about it.
"Lord Underworld, can we not discuss this issue? I have many things to ask you, Bosadi, Fear of Ao, Mu Chunfeng..."
Before Su Fan could finish his words, he was interrupted by Hades Emperor.
"No, I know you have many things to ask, and I can tell you them all. The premise is that you tell me, what is love?"
Su Fan: "..."
Boss Hades, Boss Hades, what do you want me to say?
How can you say such words?
Guanyin sitting on lotus?
Old man pushing a cart?
Stormy sea?
Go straight to Huanglong?
Although Su Fan was thick-skinned, he was not that thick-skinned.
"Why didn't you tell me? Su Fan, I have been waiting for you. I have forgotten how many days and nights it has been."
"this……"
Su Fan swallowed.
"I've never tried this thing, so what can I say... Lord Hades, why don't you ask Hu Jinwan? He has a baby, so he should be an expert in this field."
"Hu Jinwan?"
Emperor Hades' tone was a bit doubtful.
"Yes, yes, that's the fat guy who came with me. He likes to do this the most. He does it day and night, seven or eight times a night. Go and ask him."
Su Fan's face suddenly became happy.
Old Hu, old Hu, don’t blame me for diverting trouble.
I have never experienced this before, so I will leave it up to you to explain it to Lord Hades.
"..."
Emperor Hades was silent for a moment, then suddenly shook his head.
"No, he can't. Only you, only you can. Su Fan, the person I've been waiting for is you."
Su Fan: "..."
The words of Hades Emperor completely announced the outcome of the trial.
Looking at the opponent's golden mask, Su Fan was convinced.
Completely convinced.
Forget it, forget it, risk it, there are no outsiders here anyway.
We are all men, let’s talk about the topic between men.
Confucius once said that food and sex are the same.
"Lord Hades, are you sure you want to know?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure."
The Underworld Emperor's voice was decisive.
"Oh well."
Su Fan sighed. Although he had no experience in this area, he had a lot of influence in his previous life, so he should be able to explain some of it.
Although I have never eaten pork, I have seen a lot of pigs running around.
"Today, I will teach Lord Hades a lesson."
Sighing lightly and abandoning his shame, Su Fan finally let go.
"Lord Hades wants to know...is that out of curiosity?"
Emperor Hades was stunned for a moment, then thought for a moment and shook his head.
"I'm not curious, I just want to know what it feels like."
"Ahem."
Su Fan chuckled and then asked.
"Then I want to ask, Lord Hades, are you still a virgin now?"
"Virgin?"
"Since you want to know about this, you should still be a virgin, right?"
"No, I'm not a virgin."
Su Fan: "???"
This Underworld Emperor
, you are not kidding me.
I'm not a virgin, but I keep asking for sex. Is this sick?
"Lord Hades, stop joking. You are not a virgin anymore. Do you still need to ask me this kind of question? This is not how you look for fun."
"I'm not kidding you, Su Fan."
Emperor Hades' tone became a little angry, and he continued.
"This matter is very important to me. Please explain it to me quickly. Once you understand what you are doing, I will naturally help you."
"……All right."
People under the eaves have to bow their heads.
Emperor Hades said so, just do it yourself.
"What Lord Hades is talking about is actually sexual intercourse. It is a physiological process that couples carry out in order to continue their offspring. To put it simply, it is a man and a woman sleeping on the same bed."
Su Fan tried his best to speak as implicitly as possible. After all, everyone is a respectable person.
Emperor Hades: "..."
"I don't understand. A man and a woman sleep together. Is this called love?"
After a while, Emperor Hades said stupidly,
"You! Why are you so stupid! Do you have to ask me to tell you this kind of thing carefully? Lord Hades, are you okay with this?"
Su Fan was a little crazy.
"I just want to experience it, Su Fan, please help me."
"..."
A chill suddenly shot up from Su Fan's tailbone to the back of his head.
Something's wrong.
What does Hades mean by this?
Fencing?
To be continued...