construction site

Since it was lunch time, there were not many people on the construction site.

Zhao Laowen, who had his hair parted in the middle, pushed an old bicycle and looked around on the small road in the middle of the uneven construction site.

Look left, look right...

Seeing that there was really no one here, he quickly set up his bicycle and ran to the side of the red brick wall with lightning speed, unfastened his belt, took off his pants, and was about to squat down for convenience, when he appeared in the distance.

Among the group of people, the leader pointed at Zhao Laowen and yelled.

"What are you doing?"

"Didn't you see this is a construction site?"

"If you dare to poop here, I'll stop you with a fucking stick. Do you believe it?"

Zhao Laowen is an honest man.

I was a little embarrassed when I was caught red-handed doing bad things, so I concealed myself in a low voice:

"Hehe... It's not convenient, so I just squatted down to tie my shoelaces, but the waistband of my pants became loose."

"piss off!"

The leading man glared at him again, Damn, do you really think I'm blind?!

"okay!"

As he walked down the slope, Zhao Laowen saw that the man made no further movements, so he picked up his trousers, tied his belt and left.

…

"Okay, passed!

Very good, Teacher Zhao, you really did a very good job!"

Since the TV series "Ma Dashuai" is written, directed and acted by Zhao Laowen, when he performs, he always likes to have other actors in the crew sit behind the director's monitor to help keep an eye on it.

Under normal circumstances, the person who does this work is Fan Wei.

However, something unexpected happened today. Fan Wei had something to do with his family and returned to the capital, so Zeng Li volunteered to fill the gap.

"Hehe..., is that right?"

Zhao Laowen was very happy when he heard Zeng Li's praise for the first time.

"Of course!

If you don’t believe me, take a look, especially the short section where you were pushing your bicycle around to find a convenient place, it was so lifelike.”

"Why are you looking at me? Zeng Li, I can trust you.

Just because your husband is Sun Hao, I believe in your ability as a director."

After saying this, Zhao Laowen put his fingers into his mouth and whistled.

"Huh..."

"Next scene, start the camera!"

"a!"

I can't hold it in anymore.

Zhao Laowen, who was pushing the bicycle, couldn't even walk normally anymore. He tightened his legs for fear that he couldn't hold it in and it would get stuck in his crotch.

Fortunately, not far from the construction site, there is a tattered fence...

This time, Zhao Laowen didn't bother to take a closer look at whether there was anyone around him. He just glanced twice. When he saw that there was no movement, he threw his bicycle aside, then quickly came to the fence and courtyard wall, untied his belt, and took off his bicycle.

pants, and then squatted on the ground.

What Zhao Laowen didn't know was that before he did this series of actions, six children around the age of ten had already noticed him.

The leading kid was smart. He knew what Zhao Laowen wanted to do when he saw his movements, so he took a shovel and walked behind the fence, secretly placing the shovel where Zhao Laowen was about to squat...

A few minutes later, Zhao Laowen felt very comfortable, pulled up his pants, and was about to bury the excrement in soil according to rural customs.

But when Zhao Laowen turned around, he was immediately confused.

Where did my shit go?

After searching for a while, he saw that the ground was covered with dry soil, so Zhao Laowen decided to repeat what he had just done.

Unfasten your belt, take off your pants, squat on the ground, then stand up...

This is correct, it was like this just now, and when Zhao Laowen looked back again with this idea, the expression on his face could no longer be described as confused.

Because, at this moment, there are actually three eggs on the ground. Well... they are three eggs that are still a little warm.

Damn...

Did I lay eggs?

"Hahaha…"

This time, Zeng Li, who acted as the on-site executive deputy director, was a little unqualified. Before she even shouted "passed" or "stuck", the beauty started laughing loudly.

"Hahaha..., the photo was indeed very good."

Zeng Li was still laughing, but when he heard someone speaking Cantonese behind him, he immediately turned his head and looked back.

"Hey..., Third Brother, why are you here?"

"Coming to see you?"

Li Jiaxin flicked her hair, stomped on the Martin boots on her feet, and wrapped herself in the leather jacket.

Today is the National Day, and I didn’t expect it to be a bit cold in Gada in the Northeast.

"Look at me..., what do I do?"

To be honest, Zeng Li was a little surprised by Li Jiaxin's appearance.

I am the wife of Sun Haoming, the matchmaker, and you are the mistress that everyone hates. Logically speaking, we should be incompatible. But there is no way. I have a better temper and don't want to argue with you about this matter, but you shouldn't be so careless.

Do you think of me as your friend?

Just as she was thinking about it, Li Jiaxin spoke again.

"Boss, can I talk to you?"

"Is something wrong?" Zeng Li asked.

"Something's wrong!"

"Okay, it's dinner time anyway, let's find a restaurant to eat now."

Having said this, Zeng Li turned around and bowed slightly to Zhao Laowen, who was walking out of the shooting scene.

"Teacher Zhao, don't blame me for laughing. It's mainly because of the scene just now. You performed it really well."

"LOL, really?"

Zhao Laowen is a showman.

If others respect me a foot, I will respect others a foot. Now that Zengli has praised me, I will not care about her laughter just now.

Li Jiaxin is a little arrogant.

Not to mention in the rural areas of Northeast China, even in Hong Kong Island, there are not many people who can catch my eye, well, that is, those wealthy families.

Therefore, when Li Jiaqi saw the rustic Zhao Laowen, he had no intention of saying hello. He smiled slightly, which was considered polite to you.

When Zeng Li saw this, what did he want to say?

But he pursed his lips and finally swallowed what he wanted to say.

"Zeng Li..."

"Um?"

"Today at noon, are you going to eat with the crew, or are you just going to find a small restaurant to eat?"

Seeing that Zeng Li wanted to leave, Zhao Laowen asked this question.

"Let's find a small shop at random. The two of us have something to talk about." Zeng Li replied.

"Okay..., Gangzi!"

Zhao Laowen agreed, then turned around and shouted.

"coming."

The person who spoke was none other than Zhao Gang, one of the leading actors in the TV series "Ma Dashuai", and he played the role of "Gangzi" in the TV series.

"Just now, you accompanied Zeng Li and Miss Li Jiaxin to eat on the street. No matter which restaurant they went to, you had to tell the boss that they were my guests."

"OK!"

………

【Northeastern Stew】
To be continued...