922, help
"Teacher Sun, you have to work harder!"
After Quentin Tarantino finished telling the story, as soon as Sun Hao walked to the podium, a tall little girl stood up at the back of the conference room and repeatedly made cheering gestures towards him.
Seeing that it was Liu Yifei, Sun Hao smiled happily and stood behind the podium.
"Dear teachers and friends, the name of the movie script I created is "District 9". The elements are thriller, science fiction and racial conflict.
But what?
Before I formally tell this story, I want to talk about something first, which will waste everyone's time for five minutes.
As we all know, in addition to being a director, actor, screenwriter, and music creator, I also have another identity - the author. Among them, "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" was serialized on the Tianya Forum.
Some time ago, one day, when I was about to upload the latest chapter of "Ghost Blows Out the Lamp", I suddenly received a request for help from a netizen on the Internet. The netizen's letter of help read like this.
I want to drink cold water but am afraid of stuffing my teeth. Hello, Teacher, I am your most loyal reader and I admire your talent very much. I have been troubled by something recently and I am asking you for help.
Here’s the thing…
My brother and I are both immigrants from Beijing, and our income is not high. We rented a house of two in Pangezhuang.
My brother has a barbering skill and works in a barber shop near the rental house. My profession is manicure, so I set up an open-air stall at the intersection on the street in Pangezhuang.
I have a best friend who is 25 years old this year. I saw that she and my brother are very suitable, so I introduced my best friend to my brother, and then the three of us lived together in the house we rented.
However, after living together for two days, something very strange happened. My 25-year-old best friend would wake up every morning and cry like a child, and then pester my brother for milk. Milk powder is quite expensive, but there is no such thing.
How can I make my brother her boyfriend?
So, my brother would help her make a large glass of milk every morning..."
"Huh…"
Liu Yifei felt very strange.
What is Teacher Sun Hao doing?
It is obviously a workshop for screenwriters, and it wants screenwriters at home and abroad to see how great the movie scripts he has created are, but why?
Teacher Sun suddenly started chatting about this unrelated story?
Turning his head inadvertently and seeing Liu Yifei's confused expression, Chen Daoming, who likes to teach others, suddenly smiled.
"Liu Yifei..."
"Um?"
"Don't you understand what your teacher Sun is doing?"
"That's right? We were obviously going to talk about the script he created, but why did we suddenly talk about other things?" Liu Yifei scratched her head.
"Haha..." Chen Daoming smiled softly and lowered his voice: "Director Sun Hao is inspecting the abilities and levels of the screenwriters in the audience."
"Isn't it possible?" It was Liu Xiaoli who raised the question. She felt that Chen Daoming was being mysterious at this moment.
"Absolutely!" Chen Daoming said with certainty.
"Then... Teacher Dao Ming, how did Teacher Sun conduct the inspection?" Liu Yifei was also dubious.
But as soon as the little girl finished speaking, she saw Chen Daoming put his finger to his lips.
"Shh..., listen to the story, you will know it soon."
"...
My 25-year-old best friend is like this when she waits for my brother to come back at night. No matter how tired he is or whether he has changed his clothes when he gets home, she will pounce on him and cry loudly when she sees him, and then say that she is hungry. During the day, I
I didn't help her prepare milk powder.
Then, my brother would run over, pretend to beat me, and then coax her, saying, baby, stop crying, I will help you make milk powder, and I will never let you go hungry in the future...
Oh my God?!
I want to drink cold water but I’m afraid of stuffing my teeth, Teacher. You have to know that my best friend is already 25 years old, but she still acts like a 2-year-old child. What should I do in this situation?"
At this point, Sun Hao paused, picked up a bottle of mineral water from the desk, unscrewed the cap, took a sip, and then scanned the audience.
"All the teachers present, one by one, if any of you are interested in this story, please put yourself in my perspective and design a reply to the girl who asked for help. Remember the requirements, and add the reply you designed.
What I just told is going to be a hair-raising thriller."
"Oh ah!"
After hearing Sun Hao's request, many people at the scene opened their mouths, especially Quentin Tarantino, who was wearing simultaneous interpretation headphones. This guy stood up from his chair and shouted directly:
"Sun, how is it possible?
With just one reply, this story full of loopholes can become a particularly shocking event?"
"Director Sun Hao, this is simply impossible."
"Yes, yes, how is it possible?
Isn’t this the story of a mother’s girl who can’t live without her boyfriend?”
"Director Sun Hao, you haven't made a thriller-themed movie for a year. Do you have any misunderstandings about thrillers now?"
…
Looking at the buzzing discussion in the audience, Sun Hao stood on the podium with a smile on his face and knocked on the table with his hand.
"Ask for help has been sent, let's talk about the reward!
If a screenwriter can complete the [reply] and the [reply] convinces the public, then I will invest in a movie script of this screenwriter teacher?"
"Director Sun Hao, are you telling the truth?" Empress Yu Zhengyu, who had had contact with Sun Hao before, stood up from her seat and asked with excitement on her face.
"of course it's true!"
"Then can I say [reply] now?"
"Can!"
"Sister, stop making trouble, your brother is actually a ghost."
"Well…"
After hearing Madam Yu’s [reply], no one reacted for a moment.
"What, isn't it scary?"
But when this guy asked, the colleagues in the conference room all laughed miserably.
"Pfft, haha..."
"You fucking call this not scary, this is funny, okay?!"
"You think replying with a ghost will make people feel scared?"
…………
Sun Hao is very patient.
After patiently waiting for everyone to finish laughing, he said: "Teachers, my promise is valid for a long time. After that, I will post the content of this letter of help on the Tianya Forum. If anyone wants to reply, please reply there.
alright.
Now, let’s officially talk about the movie script “District 9” that I created.
In 1990, a huge spacecraft appeared in the sky above the earth. People were terrified, but also extremely curious.
After a period of nervous waiting, there was still no movement from the alien spacecraft.
Humans finally approached it cautiously and forced their way into the cabin, only to find countless aliens. They were described as ugly, like shrimps, and in extremely poor health, weak and weak.
It turned out that this was a group of refugees from extraterrestrials. They were finally accepted by the people on Earth and lived in isolation in an area of Johannesburg, South Africa, called "Area 9".
After 20 years of reproduction, the number of alien refugees has expanded to 1.8 million, and conflicts with surrounding humans continue. More and more humans are calling for the "prawns" to be driven away from the earth.
Chapter completed!