Chapter 18 A Beautiful College Life
Fudan University.
In a classroom, the teacher was very excited about speaking on the stage, and the students were fishing and fishing shrimps below.
"Students, quantum mechanics includes..."
The physics professor wearing huge reading glasses wrote a series of charming formulas on the blackboard.
That's right, it's just charming!! You write like a ghostly talisman, how can you not be charming??
I almost fainted!! What a difficult physics!!
"Oh, Professor Hao's physics class is too difficult. He will definitely fail this semester? God, why do you want to make a genius girl like Zhuge Dali~~~"
“Isn’t everyone equal?”
In the classroom, a pure-looking ponytail girl lay softly on the table, her eyelids almost covering her eyes.
She is Zhuge Dali's good friend Ning Ruolan.
"Da Li? What do you think of this question?"
Ning Ruolan pointed to an example in the textbook and touched Zhuge Dali beside her with her elbow.
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!!
Hey, something is wrong. The questions that last more than three seconds are all those super perverted finale questions.
Ning Ruolan opened her eyelids with her hands and looked at the question in the textbook in a daze: Who is the founder of quantum mechanics?
"It's so simple, Planck!" Ning Ruolan pouted and smiled disdainfully.
Such a simple question insults my IQ? It’s the finale, and the points are almost the same!!
Wait, three seconds?? More than three seconds?
Ning Ruolan suddenly looked at Zhuge Dali with a sharp face, her eyes getting brighter and brighter, and even the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.
"vigorously??"
"vigorously!!"
“…….”
Ning Ruolan called Zhuge Dali several times, but she didn't answer. The guess in her heart became more and more proving. Finally, she shouted directly into Zhuge Dali's ear: "Zhu-Ge-Da-Li! You failed the exam!"
"How is that possible!!!"
At this time, Zhuge Dali, who held his jade hands and his head was dazed toward the scenery outside the window. He didn't know what he was thinking, came back to his senses and murmured to himself:
"Huh?? I just finished the exam yesterday. The teacher said that my full marks were so good, how could I fail the exam!!"
"My academic deskmate hasn't finished yet!"
Ning Ruolan showed a fox-like smile and poked Zhuge Dali's face.
"Ah, Ruolan, why do you dare to shout me so loudly? Your voice is more than 400 yuan... It will cause sudden cardiovascular disease and damage to the eardrum..."
Zhuge Dali began a rational analysis, which made Ning Ruolan look black and was taught a lesson again, "Stop!"
"I don't want to listen to this. You want to ask, Dali, you were absent-minded just now, what are you thinking?"
Ning Ruolan raised her hand and shouted to stop. If this continues, she will be brainwashed.
"I??I'm thinking about the question." Zhuge Dali's eyes avoided Ning Ruolan's gaze and picked up the calligraphy.
Ning Ruolan heard this and sneered, turned the book in her hand and complained: "My power! Your realm is getting higher and higher, now you are reading the book in the opposite way?"
"I...I was accidentally." Zhuge Dali's head shrank slightly and he said in a low voice.
"Say!! Are you in love?" Ning Ruolan held her face and asked solemnly.
"No, don't guess!" Zhuge Dali's head swayed like a rattle.
"No?? You blushed!"
Ning Ruolan's face said the word "Don't believe" and reached out to touch her forehead, and she said to herself: "Honest Master Zhao has chased you!!"
"How could it be him!" Zhuge Dali slapped the table with one hand and shouted at him.
Sudden.
Those sleeping boys felt their eardrums tremble slightly, as if a lion in Hedong was roaring.
That’s right, it’s Senior Sister Dali who got angry!!
Suddenly, the sound of turning pages and writing sizzlingly, as if the symphony was ringing in the classroom.
Professor Hao held his glasses, nodded at Zhuge Dali, and smiled kindly: "I am worthy of being a study committee member, I did a good job! I would like to give you a thumbs up!"
"Hehe, Dali, who is it?"
Ning Ruolan narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "I'll get a little trick."
Only those who are addicted to learning and unable to extricate themselves are so tricked!!
"Have you said it, I'm going to learn..."
Zhuge Dali's pretty face turned red, and then he lowered his head and started reading.
What's wrong with me? Now my heartbeats are so fast, my body temperature has risen by 0:50 degrees, and my adrenaline secretion has increased by 10%...
I must have been thinking about the question just now?
Isn't this something I used to do?
It must be an illusion. What question I just thought of? The best route and time for Su Chen to get here is...
Ning Ruolan smiled embarrassedly and stopped teasing her, otherwise she would really get angry.
"Da Li, you have to learn from me if you don't blush when you lie."
"Anyway, you are my best friend, and you must bring your boyfriend to me, otherwise...hehe."
Ning Ruolan shook her ponytail and said majestic.
"I won't copy homework for you." Zhuge Dali's face returned to normal and he suddenly said.
Ning Ruolan: "......"
"So Dali, Mei Dali, Xiao Lanlan loves you the most!! You can't be so heartless!"
"I'm wrong, Xiao Lanlan is wrong."
Ning Ruolan took a deep breath, hugged Zhuge Dali's arm, and said frantically.
No homework copying!! It means that the score is zero in normal times and the exam is zero again!!
The final deadline is set!!
Oh my God, Dali has learned bad things, and she has learned to threaten her good best friend!!
Woo woo woo woo~~ Which man who killed thousands of swords taught her badly?
I will kill you with a knife!!
.........
Repair the gate.
"Yao ~~~ I don't catch a cold! Why do you sneeze? Could it be that Dali misses me??"
Su Chen stood at Fuda’s door, touched his itchy nose, and said with a silly smile.
Looking at the students coming and going, Su Chen felt emotion, as if he had returned to his previous school days.
At that time, I and the guys in the dormitory were wrapped around like a rice dumpling, wearing big toad glasses, and sneaked out of the campus.
However, every time they were discovered by several people, and then all the girls in the school ran out to chase them.
Once they chased after five streets, but fortunately the boss, the slutty man, took them all into the women's lingerie store.
He is famous for saying: The five male gods in the eyes of these senior sisters are definitely not perverts, so how could they enter such female specialty stores?
As expected.
The junior sister did not come in, but was almost shot dead by other women as perverts.
Fortunately, the fourth guy, who is stupid, has a lot of money, and is handsome. He just fooled those women for a few words before he escaped.
The time in college is the happiest and happiest day in everyone's life.
There is no nagging from parents, no piles of test papers, and no harsh criticism from the director of teaching.
If you want to pick up girls, pick up girls; if you want to play games, play games; if you want to go out for a drink with your brothers, go out.
This is, the wonderful university!!
Everyone yearns for it and hopes that this will happen for the rest of their lives, but people always have to learn to grow up.
"Huh~~~ I miss you so much!" Su Chen let out a long sigh and showed a bright smile.
Lift your head, it's just right.
Chapter completed!