Nonsense from that year

As for how I met Xiaomei, I can't remember clearly. I only remember that the sun shone in the sky that day, the flowers smiled at me, and the bird said fucking, Oh, no, something seemed to have happened internationally that day, so we brothers took a meal on this grounds. At noon, I drank too much wine, my head was a little dizzy, my legs were a little heavy, and my tongue was naturally a little stupid. I went to the book shop on the street alone to borrow a novel and went straight to the rotten grass outside the Danan Gate, preparing to scrape the river wind, pretending to be lonely; smoking a small cigarette, imitating despair.

It’s just that I haven’t gone out for too long, so I didn’t expect that the July sun would be so poisonous.

Of course, this is common sense, but now my problem is lack of common sense. So after sitting on the stone bench for five minutes, I decided to take off my sweat-smelling short-sleeved shirts and be a undressed person who takes off his clothes and is a reborn person.

When my fingers reached to the third button of the short sleeve, unexpectedly a very cool, cool sound rang from the front of me:

“It’s really hot!”

Sweet, sour, nutritious... I smiled at myself, and my first reaction was that this was definitely a sound that only a female animal could have, and it must be a little female.

My second reaction was that I quickly locked up the second button.

My third reaction was that my head buzzed... The world was really different, and a woman took the initiative to chat with me.

I buried my head deeply in my arms and spent half a minute guessing all the possibilities. After eliminating the possibility of a beautiful woman meeting, I bravely raised my head and faced this dinosaur with eight layers of sunscreen on my face.

If it wasn't dazzling, it was a girl wearing a skirt like Hirayama Aya, with her waist crossed like Xiao Shushen, and her left hand was like Xu Xiyuan, and she swept the wind with a flower handkerchief. She looked like Kyoko Fukada before she got fat, looking at me with Li Yan's sign.

For a moment, I felt so thirsty after drinking.

Since I was born a destiny, I tried my best to warn myself that this was definitely an illusion. Yes! The sunshine today is too dazzling, and I have just heard Shao music and didn’t know the taste of meat for several months. So this is definitely an illusion!

But under my ribs and in front of my shoulder blades, the places where I often use patriotic are often sour places, so why do I suddenly feel so gentle? I was at a loss and hurriedly used my thumb and two fingers to bend into a crab claw shape, and pinched it to the meaty part behind my waist... Yes, strangle your tenderness to death.

After a pinch, I realized that this season is not spring, so the beautiful scenery in front of me is definitely not a chun dream.

Actually, when I think about it now, I just have a pretty face.

But at that time, the corner of my mouth almost kissed my earlobe.

Seeing that I had been staying for too long, the girl smiled and said softly: "It's so hot!"

I replied to her with a dumb smile that she thought was the most elegant. She seemed to be casually combing the oily hair with her thick fingers, then blinked her eyes at a speed of one second and one word, and finally responded slowly at a speed of two seconds:

"Yes, it's so hot."

The girl smiled when she heard this, and the strong summer air suddenly turned into a breeze.

"It's such a hot day, are you still reading books?"

I nodded calmly and pretended to be calm and said, "Hey... I'll just look at it!" At this time, I was holding a copy of "Going Out of the House" in my hand. Wen Jiaren asked a question, and I couldn't help feeling embarrassed, and the cover was already wet.

"I also like reading Xi Juan's books."

"Is that?" The tone couldn't help but increase a little.

"Where did you go to school?"

After another intimate contact between the corners of my mouth and ears, I put in a sentence from the gaps of my teeth: "University of Garytown."

"Oh." The girl seemed surprised and a little disappointed.

I was a little unwilling to give up. The first time in my life, I was chatted with by a beautiful woman, but I ended up in such a state of ease. So I used my trump card and used Jiang Changjian's deep voice to chant slowly: "Who said that the spiritual home of mankind is already drifting in the sky. Looking at the scorching sun, I didn't expect that the idle people would wander around here, and it was like a beautiful woman who was willing to give up the opportunity to get close to nature."

Not to my surprise, the girl was stunned and suddenly covered her mouth and smiled. But to my surprise, it was a string of unstoppable laughter, gurgling from the gap between her slender fingers. If we were purely based on sound, the laughter was like a silver bell, like a yellow oriole, like a lark (of course, I don’t know if the yellow oriole and a lark are the same bird), like the ice beer next to the hot pot, like the Zhijiang Daqu next to He Wei’s fried peanuts, like the green grass on the field of No. 1 Middle School, and what else is it like...

But if the laughter was caused by me, it would be a little embarrassed. I frowned to show my displeasure. But I heard the laughter and said in a pretty voice:

"Why are your voice rising and falling, like a broken black tube?"

When talking about black tubes, I couldn't help but think of a classmate who heard that he had studied this in college. Because of this, I realized that black tubes are a musical instrument. While I was thinking, I said it without expecting it:

"I know black tubes are Western musical instruments."

She was stunned and laughed again. I had to laugh with her, but she refused to accompany her.

She used both hands to pull her hair back, tied it up with the flower handkerchief, sat down, and looked at me with interest.

I am very interested! I dare to swear with my father's personality, she just thinks I am confused and will never have any meaning to me.

But I don't object to having such a girl with me bask in the sun on such a hot afternoon, although it's really a bit inexplicable.

She glanced at the book in my hand with interest.

I forced myself to say, "My sister was hospitalized in the hospital and borrowed it for her to see it, but the doctor was not sure. So..."

She made a sudden realization, but there was a playful and teasing look in her eyes.

When I was about to give further explanation, she smiled and said, "Actually, Xi Juan's books are really good-looking, popular on both sides of the Taiwan Strait and the Three Lands, fresh and lovely, and are known as ice cream novels."

The expression of speaking is quite similar to that of the publisher of Jiangsu Literature and Art Publishing House.

So, it's my turn to laugh now.

By the way, ice cream novel. By the way, her smile is like ice cream in summer

Just as I was savoring the sweetness of the ice cream, I suddenly found a dangerous signal. The girl gave me a stupid smile. My heart tightened, but I heard her say sweetly:

"It's so hot today, it would be great if I could eat ice cream!"

I scratched my head, and I was puzzled. I felt that this seemed to be the plot in the bar, and the heroine usually said, "Hi! Can you please treat me to a drink with mom?"

Although my dad and mom's things are quite expensive, the atmosphere is appropriate after all. In Binjiang Park like this, in the scorching sun, a young and pretty girl "forced to ask" for the worthless ice cream from a fat man whom she knew for less than five minutes. It's so unforgettable. Who is this?

But looking at her dress, she is richer than me. When I thought of the true meaning of life, I couldn't help but be confused. (Nonsense, I didn't think about going there.)

Although I don’t mind treating beautiful girls to eat ice cream and chat, because the feeling I imagined should be great. But when I patted my waist bag with my hand, I couldn’t help but learn what King of Qi came to me and took it with the most natural tone and unnaturally: “In such a hot day, why are you a girl here for coming here? Are you not afraid of tanning?”

The girl looked at me persistently.

"Can you treat me to ice cream?"

Trust me, I have never encountered such a thing that is ignorant of the beginning and end.

Just at this moment, a popsicle vendor walked past us singing the song of ice cream. With the keen sense of the military intelligence agent, he realized that the seemingly unmatched men and women seemed to be creating infinite business opportunities for him.

Facing the thirsty eyes of the vendor, looking back at her thirsty eyes that were more hungry than the vendor, I sighed in my heart and admit defeat.

"Get an egg roll!"

The vendor said seriously: "Miyiden's crispy skin has been released again.!

"Get an egg roll!"

"New type of crispy skin, very delicious!" A mouthful of Sichuan style.

Turtle son! I cursed secretly, I am still a fellow villager, so I don’t give you any face.

Just when the vendor and I were fighting secretly through sharp eyes with our peerless internal skills, the clear voice said lazyly:

"Are you annoying? You said egg rolls, just egg rolls!"

Pay, tear the paper, and put it into your mouth.

I looked at her in amazement, but I didn't expect that the beauty would also say swear words.

"Hey! Don't look at me like that." She spit out the lilac tongue from the red cherry lips and tasted the deliciousness of Ruxue, while handing me a look of disdain.

"How come you are a big man, why are you so procrastinating? You bought his things! Why do you do it as if you owe him?"

Only then did I notice that she was speaking, her expression was clean and neat, and the speed of eating ice cream was even more daunting and very... admirable. And what she said seemed to make some sense, but I was still wondering why I wanted to treat her to ice cream.

I scratched my head and asked in a silence: "Why..."

"Why are you treating me to ice cream?"

I nodded.

She wiped her hands, wiped her mouth, stood up, turned around in place, supported her jaw with her hands, blinked at me, as if she had used all her strength to hold back her smile, and asked, "What do you think of me?"

I honestly answered: "A beauty I have never seen in my life."

She nodded sincerely and said, "One of the way, it proves that your degree of myopia is not too high. Secondly, it shows that beautiful things are always not easily covered up."

Then there was a string of silver bell-like laughter, and beneath the laughter was a little lost.

She sat beside me and looked at me with a smile. Only then did I see her appearance clearly. I secretly praised in my heart: "It's so beautiful that her mother is!"

Her mother did give birth to her beautifully.

Looking at her clear eyes, pretty eyebrows, moist lips, the hem of clothes shaking in the wind, and the slender shadows casting the sun on the grass. I somehow felt a hint of charm. This meaning has nothing to do with this woman, because I am so low in my practice.

"Is it so painful to ask the beauty you have never seen in your life to have ice cream?"

My answer was more honest.

"I'm short of money to spend."

"Why don't you eat it yourself?"

Before I could answer, she was rushing to realize it. "I really lack money to spend it."

"Okay! Let's chat with you for a while because you're treating me to ice cream." She said in an almsgiving tone. Then she stretched her arms, closed her hands behind her skirt, stretched her body freely, and curved into a beautiful arc, which was extremely beautiful.

I was a little displeased when I heard this, but for her stretching, it would be fine.

So, the chat started.

This chat started with Xi Juan's novel, and talked about the romance market in Taiwan, and lamented the decline of the martial arts trend, and was also saddened by Wen Rui'an's self-debauchery, and then ridiculed Wen Rui'an. He really thought that he was a martial arts master, and often wore some kung fu clothes and took some bad photos to damage our retina. He then scolded Jackie Chan for his admiration for foreigners, and was very sad that John Woo was degenerate, and agreed that after Fa Ge got fat, he was indeed more masculine and jointly criticized Ang Lee, who was very old-fashioned.

Speaking of Ang Lee who has directed reason and emotion, it’s a pity that he has never read the original work, so he tacitly believes that foreign novels are really boring.
To be continued...