It was soon the last round, and Jiang Tang and the others were still the first place.
The task this time is to draw, I guess, a family member comes out to draw, and the other family members write the corresponding answers. Each person has only three chances for each question, and failing to answer three times is considered a failure.
Just as Jiang Tang was thinking about who to draw, Lin Suizhou volunteered: "I'll do it."
Jiang Tang looked suspicious: "You?"
"Don't believe it?"
She looked up and down and saw that Lin Suizhou was not as good as Mr. Xia, and he saw that there was no artistic cell at first glance. But he said that, and he could not ignore his intentions.
"Okay, come on."
Jiang Tang and his two children sat opposite him.
There were five questions in total. Lin Suizhou looked at the card, picked up a black carbon pen and started drawing on the whiteboard.
He first drew a circle, then added a few strokes, and soon a stickman appeared.
Jiang Tang frowned: "People?"
Lin Suizhou shook his head and drew a circle on the top of the stickman's head. Jiang Tang barely recognized that it was the sun.
She scratched her head: "The person who is basking in the sun?"
He glanced at him, and his eyes were obviously stupid. He turned around and added a clock to another clearing, pointing the clock hand to seven o'clock.
At this moment, other teams had already come over, and she scratched her head anxiously: "Who is going to work?"
"The answer is wrong, mom has no chance anymore."
Lin Suizhou gave Jiang Tang a blank look and pointed at Liang Shen: "Come on."
Liang Shen's eyes lit up. When he was about to open his mouth to answer, he saw his father look away and said, "Forget it, Qianqian guess."
Liang Shen:?????
Liang Qianruoluoluo: "Eat breakfast."
Lin Suizhou had a gentle smile and gave his daughter an encouragement look: "Qianqian is so smart."
Jiang Tang: "..."
Jiang Tang: “……………??”
Eat...eat breakfast?
She raised her hand and interrupted Lin Suizhou who was about to start the second question, pointed to the whiteboard and said, "Tell me, where is the breakfast?"
Lin Suizhou pointed at the villain and looked at him with a stern look: "This is a primary school student with a red scarf on his chest. This is the sun, which means he has just gotten up and is about to go to school. Of course he has to have breakfast before going to school."
"……ha?"
She widened her eyes and it took her a long time to recognize the black thing on the stickman's chest as a red scarf?
God's fucking red scarf!
"In order to make you understand, I specially added a clock, but unfortunately you couldn't guess what I mean."
“…”
If you can guess, there will be a ghost!
My head suddenly hurts a little. Listening to the soft laughter of the parents beside me, Jiang Tang felt inexplicably tired. He originally thought that Xie Erduo only appeared in the TV series, but as a result... he met one of them today.
The second question began, Jiang Tang took a deep breath and calmed down, looking at the whiteboard seriously.
Lin Suizhou lowered his eyes and looked at the card in his hand, but he didn't move for a while. After a while, Lin Suizhou looked at the teacher who sent the question: "I give up this, some children are not suitable."
Not suitable for children?
Jiang Tang stepped forward and grabbed the card, and saw three bold characters written on it - Tadpole.
Tear.
She tore the card directly.
Jiang Tang raised his head and laughed angrily: "Tell me, where is the best place for tadpoles?"
Lin Suizhou's eyelashes tremble slightly, and all the answers were in silence.
Soon, the adults around realized the connotation and all cast ambiguous sight.
Jiang Tang's face turned blue and red, and finally turned around and returned to her seat with the card.
He curled the corners of his lips: "Next question."
After a second of trance, the teacher handed Lin Suizhou a new card.
Time passed by minute by minute, and the people around Jiang Tang walked one by one, and they were still here to continue drawing and guessing.
Lin Suizhou calmly wiped off his original "work", used a black carbon pen to draw two wavy patterns on it, and then drew a stickman on the pattern, followed by a match... a dog?
The lines are too abstract, making Jiang Tang unrecognizable.
"alright."
Jiang Tang blinked and tried hard to identify and think for a few seconds: "Walk the dog?"
Lin Suizhou frowned, and her heart tightened. Could it be...Isn't it just walking the dog, that's-
"Walking the cat?"
He sighed and reminded: "It has nothing to do with cats and dogs."
Jiang Tang: "..."
Jiang Tang: "Give me some tips?"
“We use it every day.”
Used every day...
Jiang Tang stared at the painting with her eyes. She swears that she didn't even look at the college entrance examination papers as seriously as she is now. A minute later, Jiang Tang had an idea and jumped up and snapped her fingers: "I understand."
Lin Suizhou's eyebrows raised slightly, with expectation in his eyes.
"Afanti riding a donkey!"
The moment the words fell, the expectation on Lin Suizhou's face faded into hope at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The teacher who knew the answer was almost broken and laughed out loud. She took out a small bag of melon seeds from her pocket, and watched the fun while catching them.
At this time, the last one caught up and headed towards the focus.
Jiang Tang and the others successfully changed from a championship to a crane tail.
"Isn't it...isn't it?"
Lin Suizhou looked away: "Liang Shen."
"I……"
"Forget it, come Qianqian."
Liang Shen: "..."
"Dad, I don't know." Qianqian shook her head honestly, "I can't guess."
"I know!" Liang Shen, who finally had the opportunity to answer the question, raised his hand wildly. Lin Suizhou had no choice but to let his son with the lowest IQ answer.
His eyes were bright: "Haidilao! Dad, can we eat Haidilao tonight?"
“…”
I know that it is better to count on a piece of char siu than to count on him.
Lin Suizhou faced the card with three people, which read - wifi.
A silence.
The teacher behind him had already bent over with a smile.
Below is the answer time. Lin Suizhou pointed to the wavy line and said, "This is the sea." The carbon pen slides down and points to the straight line, "This is the earth."
Then, he moved to the two stickman: "This is a man pulling a horse, so... the connection means Heidi Rama."
Jiang Tang looked wtf.
The children were also confused and didn't understand what their father would say.
Lin Suizhou said: "Heidi Rama is the mother of wifi, so... the answer is obviously wifi."
Facing Lin Suizhou's expression of [how you can't even guess this], Jiang Tang was completely angry. He stepped forward and grabbed the pen and drew the wifi icon on it. The fox eyes glared at Lin Suizhou: "Can't you just do this? They are so young, how can you know whether you are drawing Heidi Rama or Haidilao!"
He frowned and suddenly realized: "Yes..."
“…”
Hold!
I thought Lin Suizhou was the king of IQ max, but now it seems that he is just a stupid bronze. It is certain that Liang Shen is his own son.
In the last question, Jiang Tang no longer has any hope.
Perhaps because it was a critical moment, Lin Suizhou performed extremely seriously. He first drew a circle carefully and then randomly stroked it on it.
This time, Jiang Tang decided to follow Lin Suizhou's thinking.
First of all... what he painted is definitely not pizza.
According to his theory, the big circle may be the earth, and the dots on it represent hundreds of millions of people on the earth. From this we can imagine... Lin Suizhou drew "You and Me", after all, the lyrics are that you and I are in the heart and live in the global village together.
Yes, there is definitely nothing wrong.
Jiang Tang was sure to win, quite calmly: "You and I."
He shook his calves lightly and said slowly: "Pizza."
Lin Suizhou stepped forward and picked up Qianqian and kissed her on the face: "Qianqian is so smart." After saying that, he looked at Jiang Tang with a look, "Mom can't even guess this."
“…”
“…………”
Holding the note with the final place, the four of them finally left the room you drew and guessed.
Looking at Lin Suizhou who was walking in front of Qianqian, Jiang Tang became more and more unwilling to accept her thoughts. She followed her small steps and gently pulled the corner of the man's clothes, "Why is it pizza?"
His voice was shallow and he also had inexplicable pride: "Because you are not as smart as me."
“…”
Jiang Tang, who is not as smart as Lin Suizhou, just wants to find a place to rectify him on the spot.
But it doesn't matter, soon... Mr. Lin will soon see the cruelty of the world.
They finally arrived at the place where the task items were placed. In the empty room, there was a pink makeup bag on the table in the middle. Seeing that makeup bag, Jiang Tang was so happy and happy.
"That's it?"
Looking at the pink bag, Lin Suizhou looked careless and did not realize the seriousness of the matter.
"Yes, that's it."
She stumbled her makeup bag and instantly jingled.
Returning to the class, the classroom has been newly planned, and all the tables and chairs have been moved to both sides, arranged neatly, with an open space in the middle, and a line of font-style words "Put your dad" written on the large blackboard in front of you.
Jiang Tang looked around and saw the scene that was particularly lively. The mothers were willing to trick their fathers and stuffed all kinds of cosmetics on them like they didn't have money. The children were even more overdone and found a brush to apply them on their faces. Some were skewed and painted kittens, while others drew little tigers on their foreheads. Some were smarter. They cut colored paper cuts and sticked them directly on their father's faces as decorations.
The screams and laughter in the class were mixed, and there was chaos.
Lin Suizhou glanced at him, turned around and prepared to leave without expression.
As soon as one foot stepped out, her arm was surrounded by Jiang Tang. She raised her head and smiled sweetly: "Zhou Zai, my mother will love you."
Lin Suizhou: “…”
"Don't be afraid, I see you have some heat stroke after running for a day. Why not come in and take a rest."
Lin Suizhou: “…”
The next second, he was pulled in by Jiang Tang.
Jiang Tang was afraid that the man would break away from her, so he found a seat and forced him to sit down, then opened his makeup bag and looked around inside.
The kindergarten also invested a lot of money for this event, which contained lipstick, blush blush cream, and even a box of false eyelashes.
Looking at the messy bottles and jars, Lin Suizhou's eyes jumped violently.
"You asked me to come here just to put on my makeup?"
"How do you talk?" Jiang Tang angrily glanced at him, "It's obviously to watch you dance."
“…”
He stood up immediately and was instantly pressed back by Jiang Tang.
Qianqian held her chin and looked at the cosmetics. Her eyes turned around and looked at Jiang Tang: "Mom, can you wear a Barbie wig for your dad?"
"Yes, but did you take it?"
"Get it, I've brought it all in my little cabinet and the little fairy cloak."
As he said that, Qianqian ran out and when he came back, he had an extra bag on his hand, which contained a golden wig and a buling shiny magic fairy cloak.
Lin Suizhou's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and looked at Qianqian's sweet and cute little face, and his heart was completely gone. It turned out that... his daughter was the one who thought the most.
Chapter completed!