Losing money?!

Leizi and I looked at Chen Shiba in surprise.

Chen Shiba looked at us with a high ambition, trembling with his beard: "What? I stole my things and didn't want to pay for it? I can't ask you to return the things you ate into me, right? I can only pay for it!"

"Okay! Pay compensation! How much does it cost?" I reached into my pocket.

We were indeed inappropriate about this matter. Without Chen Shiba's permission, we ate the fish soup and sake he made clean.

If it were me, I wouldn't be happy!

"How much?" Chen Shiba twisted his beard with his two fingers and squinted his eyes: "Well, let me calculate!"

Chen Shiba really calculated by his fingers. I saw that he couldn't figure it out for a long time, so he took the initiative to take out two hundred yuan and handed it to him: "Brother Eighteen, I'll give you two hundred yuan, what do you think?"

"Two hundred yuan?" Chen Shiba rolled his nostrils: "Do you want shame? Are you embarrassed?"

"What? You still think it's too little?" Lei Zi muttered dissatisfiedly: "Are you just two grass carp? You can buy it for twenty yuan on the market! It's a sky-high price for two hundred!"

"Brother Eighteenth, then you can offer a price!" I said.

Chen Shiba was not polite, stretched out his right hand, separated his index finger and thumb: "Eight hundred yuan!"

"What?!" Leizi and I jumped three feet high in surprise.

I tried my best to snatch my ears, seriously suspected that I had heard it wrong: "Eight hundred yuan?! Two grass carp, do you take me eight hundred yuan?! Your uncle is robbing people!"

"Hey! You Taoist priest is a bit too much!" Lei Zi cursed unhappily: "We ate your food, it's wrong for us, but if you ask us to pay 800 yuan for two grass carp, you really think we are idiots! Let's do this, we won't pay any more money. We will catch you two grass carp in the reservoir and pay you!"

"That's it!" I was also very unhappy. Chen Shiba's heart was too dark.

I muttered, "As the saying goes, it's a great pleasure to have friends from afar. You see, you are alone on this mountain, and today we meet is also a kind of fate. Since we have the fate to meet, so what if you invite us to have a meal? As a human being, you should be a little generous, right?"

"Eight hundred yuan! Don't be stubborn with me! It's not enough to lose a penny!" Chen Shiba is really a person who can't buy oil and salt.

"Then tell me, how do you calculate these 800 yuan?" Lei Zi snorted coldly.

Chen Shiba really made up with us: "Grass carp, two hundred yuan a piece, two four hundred yuan! Sake wine, one hundred yuan a pot! You used two bowls of me, one fifty bowl! The wild vegetables in the soup, I worked hard to dig up the mountain, one hundred wild vegetables!"

"That's only seven hundred yuan! There's still one hundred yuan?" I asked afterwards.

"One hundred yuan left? Well, my love fee!" Chen Shiba's eyes turned and his answer was striking.

"What's the thing? Love fee?" Leizi and I stared at Chen Shiba in a daze, looking confused.

"Yes! This dinner was made with love. You eat my love and waste my painstaking efforts. Of course, you have to count the money! Give money, a total of 800 yuan!" Chen Shiba hooked his fingers, and a smile like a "villain man is successful" appeared on the corner of his mouth.

To be honest, I finally understand why Elder Yansheng scolded Chen Shiba for being slutty?

Seeing you today, it’s true!

If you are shameless, I will only be in the eighteenth anniversary!

I felt that Leizi and I were really embarrassed. We were originally very energetic and wanted to drive Chen Shiba away. Unexpectedly, not only did we not drive Chen Shiba away, but instead were blackmailed by Chen Shiba. If this matter was spread, we would not have to mess around in the world.

Now I really want to slap myself two big mouths, but it’s all because of this stinky mouth. It’s so greedy. After slapping this bite, I ate eight hundred yuan, which was like cutting a piece of my heart. It hurt so much that I almost cried.

When I was with Ku Junwei, I spent 500 yuan on a breakfast, which was already the highest record. But that time I still ate a whole sheep mat! Today, two grass carp were hit by 800 yuan, setting the record again, and my heart was bleeding!

I reluctantly took out eight hundred yuan from my pocket and handed it to Chen Shiba's hand.

Chen Shiba took it with a smile: "Let go! Let go!"

My fingers were tightly pinching the RMB and never letting go.

Chen Shiba bounced his fingers, and a wisp of finger wind bounced away my hand, snatched the eight hundred dollars, his eyes shone, counted, folded the money, put it into the Taoist robe, and then changed his attitude and asked us with a smile: "Two brothers, I still have some sausages and pork head meat in my room. Do you want to enter the room and have another drink?"

"No more drinks! No more drinks! We are not hungry! We are not hungry!" Leizi and I were so scared that we waved our hands repeatedly. Two grass carp spent 800 yuan. If we had two more sausages and two pieces of pork head meat, we would not have to spend thousands of dollars? This is a black shop, who would dare to go in?

Leizi and I quickly said goodbye to Chen Shiba, turned around and left, and greeted Chen Shiba's ancestors and generations 18 times along the way.

Chen Shiba's voice kept coming from behind: "Are you really not hungry? Do you really not go into the house to have something to eat?"

Lei Zi spat and cursed: "Damn it! What kind of Taoist priest does this kid do? I think he should go to cheat!"

"Damn it! It's too bad! No, we can't just leave like this!" The more I thought about it, the less convinced I was.

"What, do you want to continue to get involved with such a person?" Lei Zi asked.

"No!" I shook my head and said seriously: "Think about it, if we leave like this, let's not talk about the loss to our reputation of the corpse sect, the 3,000 yuan appearance fee given to us in the village will be wasted! In other words, we didn't earn a penny of 3,000 yuan, and we paid 800 yuan. Isn't this a little stupid?"

"It seems to be really stupid!" Lei Zi nodded.

I sniffed and snorted coldly, "He killed us, we can use him too! I suggest we stay. Isn't Chen Shiba very powerful anyway? When he catches Aguduo, will we also have a contribution? At that time, can't we earn the 3,000 yuan appearance fee legitimately? To put it simply, let's stay and use Chen Shiba to help catch ghosts and let him help us earn money. Can't we get back the 800 yuan lost?"

Lei Zi rolled his eyes and said, "What he said seems to make sense! Jiujizi, your head is full of inspiration! Okay, then you decided like this, let's go back immediately! I'm leaving like this, I'm not fucking willing!"

Leizi and I had a little bit of trouble, and took advantage of the night and turned back to the reservoir.

When he walked into the thatched house, he found Chen Shiba lying beside the fire pit, with his legs raised, with sausages, pig heads, cold wild vegetables, and a pot of wine in front of him. He hummed a small song, drank and ate meat, and swayed his legs, looking leisurely and proud.

Chen Shiba looked at us narrowed his eyes and said, "Oh! What wind has blown you back?"

"Northwest wind!" I said angrily.

Chen Shiba turned over and sat up, picked up a pig's ear and stuffed it into his mouth. There were brittle bones on his ears, and it made a crackling sound. A drop of oil beads slowly dripped from the corner of Chen Shiba's mouth.

Chen Shiba wiped the oil beads on the corner of his mouth and looked at us with a smile: "Can you eat something together?"

Leizi and I swallowed at the same time and made a gurgle.

Damn, the pork head meat is so fragrant. This fat man put the pork head meat on the fire and grilled it slightly. The aroma of meat filled the whole room, arousing our greed and making us salivate.

However, we are very principled people. We swear that we would not fall twice in the same place, so on the way back, Leizi and I swear that we would not drink Chen Shiba's sip of wine or eat his meat, so as not to be extorted by him again.

"We don't eat! We're not hungry!" Leizi and I sat down opposite Chen Shiba.

Chen Shiba took a sip of wine, and the smell of wine squirted on our faces, and there was a hint of meat.

"I'm really not hungry? Have some food together! Why? Are you worried that I will collect the money?" Chen Shiba asked with a smile.

I gave Chen Shiba a blank look, didn't say anything, and looked unanimous.

"No money!" Chen Shiba politely pushed the plate in front of us: "Try it, it's so delicious!"

"Don't have money? Is it true or false?" Lei Zi asked cautiously.

"I really don't have any money! There are some sausages, pork head meat, and wine is free to drink. If I charge money, I will be a puppy!" Chen Shiba said sincerely and swears.

After hearing what Chen Shiba said, Lei Zi and I looked at each other. Their eyes were green and they stared at the pork head on the plate, and they were both a little moved.

Seeing that we were still a little prepared, Chen Shiba raised his greasy right hand: "I swear, this meat and wine really don't charge money. If I charge money, what if I hit five thunders? You should believe it now, right?"

Chen Shiba personally made a poisonous oath, and Leizi and I were relieved, and they were still secretly sighing in our hearts: "This fat man finally found his conscience! It seems that he extorted us for 800 yuan in one go, and he was also a little disgusted!"

Leizi and I were not polite either. We reached out and grabbed the pork head meat, and we bit it, and the strong meat fragrance spread between our lips and teeth. This meat fragrance is more satisfying than the aroma of fish.

"Oh, by the way, why didn't we find these pork heads when we entered the house just now?" Lei Zi asked, wiping his shiny mouth.

Chen Shiba pointed to his head and said, "Fortunately, I usually hide my flesh on the beam of the house, otherwise I would have been stolen by you just now!"

"Lucky! Lucky!" I was also secretly yelling in my heart. Fortunately, I didn't find pork head meat just now. If I ate the sausage and pork head meat, I guess Chen Shiba would have to blackmail us for two thousand yuan!

"Brother Eighteenth, when are you going to catch ghosts?" I asked.

Chen Shiba said: "Tomorrow! I will use the same trick again tomorrow and continue to catch ghosts. I hope that ghost child can take the bait! If the ghost child can still take the bait, the next thing will be easier!"
Chapter completed!