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Chapter 5 The comprehensive modernization of the book of life and death.

The meal was eaten faster than yesterday. Li Tiantian was a little depressed, Jiang Hong didn't speak much, and Yu Zhengdu was anxious to go back to the company to see the results of catching ghosts.

After finally finishing lunch, Yu Zhengdu tried hard to suppress his gossip and watched the two girls leave gentlemanly. Then he couldn't wait to hold up the boss's hand and run to the company: "Let's go and go back to eat melons."

But as soon as his hand touched Shang Que's wrist, he bounced back. He subconsciously said, "Ah, your hand is so cold."

Shang Que looked at him, Yu Zhengdu came back to his senses and scratched his head: "Sorry, I will forget from time to time that you are not a human."

Shangque: "..."

Yu Zhengdu realized that his words sounded too much like a swearing person. He thought for a while and asked for a supplement: "Boss, if I say you look like a human now, will you feel more comfortable?"

Shang Que had a speechless ellipsis again, but fortunately he didn't seem to care much about it. He silent for a while and said, "It's okay, I forgot to adjust the temperature."

Yu Zhengdu: "…?”

Yu Zhengdu seemed to have been opened to the new world: "Can this temperature be adjusted?"

Shang Que smiled proudly: "Of course."

After he said that, he quietly stretched out his left hand: "Try it again."

Yu Zhengdu: "..." I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the boss's desire to perform seems to be a bit strong?

He murmured in his heart, and still touched his hands. The skin he touched this time was indeed warm. Shang Que's skin was different from that of ordinary men. His skin was like fat jade, with an unhealthy blue-white feeling, but it felt warm again when touched.

It is a unique feeling that does not exist in anyone.

Yu Zhengdu said in surprise: "Wow, it seems like a real person."

As soon as he finished speaking, he found that his wrist was getting hotter and the temperature was getting higher and higher.

He paused: "Boss, stop as soon as possible, it will be hot if you heat it up."

Shang Que smiled slightly: "It's okay."

Yu Zhengdu sighed: "You have this technology, which should be used to control office temperature and can save some air conditioning costs."

Shangque: "..."

The two returned to the company, Yu Zhengdu opened the company door and asked impatiently: "What about the ghost?"

One of the colleagues involved in the arrest pointed to the direction of the corner: "What about that."

"How did you catch it?" Yu Zhengdu turned his head to watch and asked curiously, "Is it the same as in the TV series, with hooks? Or tied with ropes..."

He couldn't say it halfway, and saw a female ghost squatting there in the corner of the company, with her hands spreading in front of her knees, and was handcuffed.

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

The anti-pornographic scene appears again.

Yu Zhengdu looked back at Shang Que and sincerely said: "I didn't expect that catching ghosts is so advanced now."

The female ghost also saw him at this time, and her depressed state suddenly became excited. She suddenly rose up and rushed forward, shouting: "You can see me! You can see! You pretend not to see--"

When the female ghost was excited, her eyes began to turn white again, and blood was leaking from the seven orifices. It would be so terrible and terrible.

Yu Zhengdu was so scared that he took two steps back, his left foot tripped and his right foot almost fell. Fortunately, Shang Que was on the side and helped him in time.

The female ghost was unable to pounce on him. Lu Lingxi came out from somewhere and pressed her back to the corner of the wall, saying, "Be honest, how could a suspect come from so many things?"

The female ghost's seven orifices was bleeding faster, and her whole face was almost flooded with her own blood. At the same time, she still struggled unwillingly: "I did not commit a crime, I did not harm anyone, it was that person who wronged me-"

Yu Zhengdu didn't dare to look directly, covered his eyes and said, "You can speak well, don't bleed?"

Shang Que chuckled, looked at the female ghost and said, "Did you hear it?"

Female ghost: "..."

The blood on the female ghost's face quickly dried up and disappeared. Not to mention bleeding, she didn't even dare to burst out tears, and she shut up in a grievance.

Seeing that she didn't dare to howl again, Lu Lingxi betrayed her to the wig ghost Kang Jin and said, "Go and make records."

Yu Zhengdu felt that the picture in front of him was a bit magical and asked Shang Que: "Can I go over and take a look?"

Shang Que nodded.

Yu Zhengdu cheered and jumped towards Kang Jin. He saw Kang Jin sitting in front of the computer, skillfully clicking into a folder, and finding an excel.

Yu Zhengdu looked at the name of the excel and felt that his eyes were hurt again: "Wait, why is your file called the Life and Death Book?"

Kang Jin said for granted: "Because this is the book of life and death."

Shang Que Shi Shi walked over, put his hands on his chest and said, "We have always been committed to modernizing the underworld office and improving the company's office efficiency. The tableization of the life and death book is one of the important advances."

Kang Jin also added proudly: "And we have set up various calculation formulas in Excel, which can scientifically, quickly and rigorously calculate each person's merits and demerits in life. Since we advocated computer office work, the error rate of ghost reincarnation has dropped greatly, effectively maintaining the order of the six realms of reincarnation."

Finally, he did not forget to flatter the boss: "Of course, this is thanks to our boss's foresight, and he abandoned the old office model in the underworld early on..."

Yu Zhengdu was covered in blood and turned to look at Shang Que, but saw Shang Que looking at him with a smile: "But I think this is not enough. I hope that in the future, we can have a more advanced independent working system."

Yu Zheng passed the blessings to his heart: "You invited me in to develop the office program of the Life and Death Book?"

Shang Que nodded: "Yes, I hope that reincarnation automation can be fully realized by 2020."

Yu Zhengdu: “…?!”

The beautiful little boss is really from time to time, which surprised him!

Over there, Kang Jin had already begun to interrogate the female ghost: "What's your name?"

The female ghost knew that she could not escape, so she could only look at Yu Zhengdu with resentment and said reluctantly: "Xu Jiangjiang."

Kang Jin entered his name on Excel and called out a long list of records. He asked again: "Identity card number."

The female ghost reported the number, Kang Jin finished checking, and there was only one option left on the excel list.

Yu Zhengdu took a look and saw that the list recorded the basic information and life of the female ghost. Finally, there was a note that said: At the age of 25, he committed suicide by opening gas in a rental house.

Kang Jin asked: "Why do you want to get into Li Tiantian's body?"

Xu Jiangjiang denied the third line: "I'm not, I don't, I'm just passing by."

Kang Jin: "It's useless to make a quibble. We are a unit in the underworld, which is different from the human world. There are ways to let you tell the truth."

Yu Zhengdu asked curiously: "How about it, do you need to use torture?"

Xu Jiangjiang glared at Yu Zhengdu, and then Kang Jin said again: "We have extracted the ghost energy you left behind from Li Tiantian, proving that you have been pestering her for at least twenty days..."

Yu Zhengdu: "..." Should you be so scientific when handling cases?

Kang Jin continued: "And Li Tiantian is now black in Yin Tang, and her seven souls are unstable. These are all signs of being raised. If you are not going to be raised on her body, why are you doing this?"

Seeing that he could not deny it, Xu Jiangjiang had to say reluctantly: "Yes, I want to get into her."

Kang Jin knocked on the table: "After you die, we should have sent you a text message to tell you various precautions for being a ghost. Among them, it is severely prohibited to find a substitute. If you violate the relevant taboos, I don't need to tell you again."

Xu Jiangjiang was originally hanging his head, but when he heard this, he became excited: "I don't want this, but you say that the reincarnation time of suicide people will be postponed. Now the birth rate is so low, and the reincarnation time will be postponed. I have to be a lonely ghost in the world for at least fifty years, and I can't wait..."

Kang Jin was going to continue to spread the law with her, but when she said this, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't know how to refute it. However, Yu Zhengdu was confused and asked, "Are you a little conflicted?"

Xu Jiangjiang and Kang Jin turned to see him at the same time.

Yu Zhengdu said: "Since you committed suicide, you just don't want to be a human being. In this case, why do you have to complain about not being able to reincarnate quickly?"

Kang Jinluo came back all of a sudden and immediately slapped the table: "That's right, that's it."

Xu Jiangjiang looked at Yu Zhengdu resentfully and said, "I committed suicide because I was not doing well in my life. My parents divorced. No one has taken care of me since I was a child. My job was not good, my salary was low, and I don't have friends yet. I have no intention of living. But Li Tiantian is different. Her life is so good. Her parents love her at home, and my friends like her. They work well. Everything is good. I dream of having a life like her..."

She talked about her mental journey like a bean, and in the end she was almost filled with greed light.

Yu Zhengdu only felt an indescribable chill on his body. He said seriously: "This is not a reason for you to commit suicide, nor is it a reason for you to harm others."

Xu Jiangjiang was unwilling to give up: "Why is her life so good, but I am living such a miserable life!"

Yu Zhengdu looked at her: "You don't cherish your life and want to pick up the ready-made life of others. Like you, even if you are Li Tiantian, will you really be satisfied? You will always meet people who have lived better than you. At that time, will you feel unfair and harm others again?"

Kang Jin nodded vigorously: "That's right, that's it."

Yu Zhengdu looked at him sideways. Is this ghost a repeater?

Xu Jiangjiang said: "You, you, you are talking nonsense..."

Shang Que, who had been watching the wall, slowly spoke at this time: "I'm talking nonsense."

After saying that, his index finger hooked towards the void and Xu Xu, and Xu Jiangjiang screamed in shock, and the whole ghost was pinched into his hand by Shang Que.

Xu Jiangjiang was very fierce when he was in front of Yu Zhengdu, but in Shang Que's hands he couldn't move at all. His eyes were round and as if he was about to fall out of his eye sockets at any time. His upper and lower teeth kept trembling, and he couldn't say a word.

Yu Zhengdu was shocked: "Boss, are you going to eat ghosts on the spot? Wait, I'll avoid it."

Kang Jin: "...Shut up, don't remind the boss."

Shang Que said nothing, but just glanced around, then raised his empty hand and saw a bottle flying in the air and he caught it.

Yu Zhengdu saw that this was a mineral water bottle he drank halfway?

Immediately afterwards, Shang Que grabbed Xu Jiangjiang and stuffed her into the bottle, then said lightly: "Please keep it for twenty years."

Yu Zhengdu: “……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

He suddenly knew that in the boss's office, the unqualified bottles in the bookshelf were all there.

Yu Zhengdu didn't know what he was thinking, but at this time he said blankly: "Boss, I haven't finished drinking the water yet."

Shang Que glanced at him, handed over the bottle, and said, "It's okay, you can continue to drink it, it won't affect the taste."

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