"Now, please invite the last group of Shit Beetle Band to give us a song called "Xian'er"!"

After the host announced the curtain, Hao Duoyu took the stage with the Dung Beetle Band amid applause.

As soon as the band appeared, the people below cheered. Hao Duoyu saw that the loudest cheerers were his parents and friends.

As soon as Hao Duoyu came on stage, he said:

“The Shit Beetles!

north!

Beijing!

catch!

guest!"

After speaking, Hao Duoyu began to wave his hand upwards, and each wave was accompanied by a drum beat. After waving three times, the drum beat became louder. Then Hao Duoyu made an elephant's trunk swing with his right leg.

The suona sounded at the same time.

Suona, drums, bass, guitar, keyboard, all echoed each other, and a strong sense of dynamics came down from the stage.

The people below the stage jumped to the rhythm.

Hao Duoyu opened his mouth to sing, his mouth full of the taste of Northeastern dirt:

It's not bright in the east, but it's bright in the west

The setting sun basks me in sadness

If you are not busy the night before, you will be busy the night after.

After dreaming about gold, I dream about yellow rice

Spring rain does not wet the crazy ghost~

…

After finishing the song, everyone in the audience was excited and talking about it.

"What kind of bad band is this!"

"That's right, rock music with suona. Is this person mentally retarded?"

"If you do folk music, do folk music, and if you do rock, do rock. If you mix it up like this, what the hell!"

"I thought I was here to attend a rock music festival, but I didn't expect that I was here to see the band perform. Can you believe this?"

"Xu..."

"..."

All kinds of negative comments and boos came one after another.

"Why are they scolding our son? I think he sang very well!" Hao Duoyu's mother said a little unhappy.

"That's right, it's so lively when the suona is played!" Hao Aniu also felt that his son's singing was good, lively and nice.

When the suona sounds, thousands of taels of gold will either ascend to heaven or worship in the hall.

"It's okay, auntie, just let them listen to it a few more times. I wanted to scold my mother when I first listened to it, but it just made me sick..." Zhao Tianhao comforted.

The harder you scold now, the more you will truly love then.

"Senior sister, is the person singing on the stage the same person who sang "Slow Voice" with you?"

"yes!"

"Why is that song so good? What is this song about?"

"Forehead……"

Sun Ying didn't know what to say. This song... seems, probably, seems to be pretty good!

…

"Boss, why do I feel like this song doesn't sound good!"

"Shut up, you won't appreciate it!"

"Does it sound good to you?"

"Not nice!"

"oh……"

…

"Now we invite the last band, Fireworks Alley, to sing "Fireworks""

As soon as the Fireworks Alley Band came on the stage, the lead singer made a rocking gesture, and then the sound of 'dong... da! dong... da' came.

This is the sound of two kicks...

The people in the audience looked at each other. Do they have any misunderstandings about fireworks?

Shouldn't the sound of fireworks blooming like "boom...bang...bang...bang..."?

After the fireworks were played, the lead singer sang:

I like to set off firecrackers during Chinese New Year

If you set off the cannon, let go of the flying monkey

Phew… Phew… Phew…

…

The people in the audience were speechless.

"..."

“Why are the last two bands so weirder than the other!”

"That's it, am I crazy? Why do I want to watch this show?"

"Hey, I'm a Buddha!"

"Is this the Chinese New Year just after the weddings and weddings?"

"..."

After singing in Fireworks Alley, the AI ​​intelligent system started to score based on the situation on the scene.

The Beetles: 46 points.

Fireworks Lane Band: 45 points.

"Let us congratulate the Dung Beetles on their successful promotion!"

"The following is the exhibition match for the losers..."

This is their last chance on stage.

"We won!" Chen Xianhe said excitedly.

"That's not the point, okay!" Hao Duoyu was a little depressed.

It’s not easy to lead an audience this year!

Why is such an awesome song only rated over 40 points!

If the full score was fifty, forty-six points would be acceptable, but now the full score is one hundred points!

I didn’t even reach the passing mark. Isn’t this a joke?

Later, Hao Duoyu thought about it carefully and felt relieved. When he first saw the performance of Two Roses, wasn't he also scolding her?

Listen to it a few more times and guess what?

I'm so obsessed!

The island country's -43 band successfully advanced with their song "Mount Fuji".

South Korea's day-2 also successfully advanced.

As for what they sang?

Only the devil knows!

Does that matter?

unimportant!

Six girls with explosive figures, wearing very little, their male hormones are already exploding when they come on stage, who cares what they sing!

The dream team from the United States also successfully advanced.

The Qidian Band defeated the Zongheng Band.

Feilu beat 17k.

The tomatoes were dried and Qimao was killed.
To be continued...