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Chapter 24 Change Teacher Luo's jokes.

More than a dozen male models filed in and stood in a row.

Each one is about 1.8 meters tall, tall and powerful, and looks extremely handsome.

"You choose one." Nie Xiaoyu said to Xiaodao.

"Just choose the fourth one..." The knife pointed at one randomly.

She didn't know what to choose. Everyone was satisfied and wanted to do something.

I had to choose one at random.

"Come on, add me on WeChat and I will notify you the day before the shooting." Xiaodao opened his phone and said.

"What's your name? Let me make a note."

"Oh, my name is Li Mengfei, Mengfei in Let Dreams Fly." Li Mengfei said.

"Okay, let's wait for the notification, it will probably be in the next two days." Xiao Dao said.

"Okay, if nothing happens, I'll leave first." Li Mengfei said.

"Uh-huh."

After Li Mengfei left, Mo Xiaodao covered his face and said, "Wow, he's so handsome!"

"Nympho!" Nie Xiaoyu rolled her eyes and said with disdain.

"It's just so-so. It's even worse than me..." Yang Xiaotong said narcissistically.

"Hey, damn, you stole my line!" Hao Duoyu just wanted to say this.

Xiaodao and Xiaoyu were both stunned and asked: "Don't you two usually look in the mirror?"

"Zhao, what's wrong?" Hao Duoyu replied.

Yang Xiaotong also has a question mark face.

"Then what do you two look like? Don't you have an idea?" Nie Xiaoyu said sarcastically.

Hao Duoyu and Yang Xiaotong looked at each other, with ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in their hearts.

'You really can't offend this woman. It's been so long, why do you still hold a grudge?'

The two of them thought in their hearts at the same time.

"You know nothing! Do you know what the real charm of a man is?"

"Is it a beautiful skin?"

"No, it's an interesting soul!"

Hao Duoyu said.

"Yes, and the perseverance to persevere!"

Yang Xiaotong added.

"Ugly people say this..."

The knife's last touch path.

‘Ba Chi’

‘Ba Chi’

Two knives were stuck in their chests.

"Damn, these words hurt my heart..."

"Hahaha……"

The two ladies laughed.

The four of them thought it would take a long time to choose, but they didn't expect it to be done so quickly.

"Let's go, how about we go drink coffee?" Nie Xiaoyu suggested.

"Okay, okay...I've been filming videos recently, and I haven't drank for a long time..." Xiaodao replied excitedly.

"Okay, let's get in the car."

Simple and neat!

From beginning to end, they did not ask the two men for their opinions.

Picking up the light cafe.

"Bring me a macchiato..." Nie Xiaoyu said.

"I want cappuccino..."

"What do you two gentlemen want?" the waiter asked.

"Well……"

Which of the two big men usually comes to the cafe?

"I want to be like her..." Hao Duoyu pointed at Xia Xiaoyu and said.

"Then I want to be like him..." Yang Xiaotong pointed at the knife and said.

"Okay, two cappuccinos and two macchiatos... Do you want a medium cup, a large cup, or an extra large cup?"

"Two medium cups and two large cups."

"Okay, well, please sit down first. I'll send it to you in a while..."

The four of them took their seats, and soon the coffee was served.

"Hello, whose is the middle cup among the two?"

"Two ladies'..."

"This cup is macchiato, this cup is cappuccino...this is yours." The waiter put the two medium cups on the table.

"This is a large macchiato, and this is a large cappuccino. These belong to the two gentlemen. If there's nothing else, I'll leave first. If you need to order something, you can call me.

"The waiter replied with a smile.

"OK."

"Have a nice lunch then."

After saying that, the waiter left.

Seeing the waiter leaving, Hao Duoyu said, "I thought of a joke by Teacher Luo."

"Who is Teacher Luo?" Xiaodao asked.

"It's not important! Do you want to listen to the joke?" Hao Duoyu asked.

"Yeah, tell me."

The three people stirred their coffee and listened carefully.

"The joke goes like this: Mr. Luo goes into a coffee shop to buy coffee. He wants to buy a latte. There are three cups in front of him, one small, one medium, and one large.

He wanted a medium latte, so he pointed to the middle cup and said to the waiter: 'Hello, I want a medium latte!'

The waiter smiled, pointed to the cup in the middle and said, 'Sorry, sir, this is a large cup.'

Point to the smallest cup and say, "This is the middle cup."

Then he pointed to the biggest cup and said, ‘This is a super-large cup!’”

Teacher Luo said: "I don't care what you call it, I just want the middle cup..."

The waiter said with a smile: "I'm sorry, sir..."

Hao Duoyu told the story with great emotion.

All three of them burst out laughing.

"These two people are really good at it. If only one of them can adapt, wouldn't it be sold?" Nie Xiaoyu commented.

"It's just that these two are so arrogant, but the part about slapping yourself is really funny."

"That one is indeed a bit similar to this coffee shop." Yang Xiaotong said empathetically.

Suddenly, Hao Duoyu had an idea and said: "By the way, I feel that this joke can become your advertisement with a slight change."

"Hey, how to change it? Let me tell you..."

The three people looked at Hao Duoyu expectantly.

"The last paragraph was changed to: After Teacher Luo slapped himself, his friend said, Teacher Luo, Teacher Luo, there is no need for this. I just bought a bottle of green tea and won the prize. You can take the bottle cap and exchange it for another bottle.

Maybe you can even win a bottle, just by luck, you can drink it to your heart's content, why are you here suffering from the bird's anger!"

"Really? Is there such a good thing? Come on, let's go get a bottle..."

"What do you think of this change?" Hao Duoyu asked.

"It's amazing."

Nie Xiaoyu said with admiration that the last change of a joke instantly turned it into an advertisement. Can she be dissatisfied with this operation?

"That's it, it's amazing! Why didn't we think of it?" Xiao Dao said, tapping his head.

"Isn't it because you have no brains?" Yang Xiaotong joked.

"I have no brains? Are you kidding? People say big boobs have no brains, okay? Do you think I am a brainless person?" Xiao Dao said angrily. In order to prove that she has such a small thing as a big boobs, she

You can also bear the pain and accept it.

"Big breasts and no brains are meant to refer to others, but you have no breasts and no brains..."

"you."

The knife pointed at Yang Xiaotong. If this was not a cafe, she would have kicked him over.

You are obviously short and tough, but you still dare to say that I have small breasts.

"snort!"

"Hey, don't argue. Since we all agree, let's bring the equipment and find a cafe tomorrow. We can shoot this scene directly..."

"Old rules, you do the work of finding a cafe!"

"no problem."

"Okay, I'm going to the toilet, you drink slowly..."

After Hao Duoyu finished speaking, he stood up and prepared to go to the toilet.

"Get out!"

"can you speak!"

"Fuck!"

Each of the three people took out a pack of tissues and threw it towards Hao Duoyu.
Chapter completed!
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