Chapter 0462, health experts, teach you how to eat apples!(1/2)
"Stop arguing, stop arguing. It's just arguing before it even started. What's the point?"
"This is how it goes!"
Dai Chen waved his hand and said, "How about we introduce it from left to right?"
"good!"
Everyone agreed, and Zhao Jie began to introduce himself.
"Health experts wish you good health!"
As soon as the words were finished, warm applause rang. Chinese people like to listen to auspicious words, so after hearing this auspicious words, they are not stingy with their applause.
As soon as the health expert finished speaking, the second person spoke:
"Financial experts wish you a day to make money!"
The last round of applause was not over yet, and the warm applause of this round began to sound.
"The collection expert wishes you to attract wealth and treasure!"
"Emotional experts wish you everything goes well!"
Four auspicious words made the audience's applause take over, and it can be said that the opening has been very successful.
Before the applause was over, a familiar voice came from afar: "There are me and I..."
Jiang Kun, wearing an orange suit, ran and shouted: "I wish everyone and every family all the time to have fun, and every day is like the New Year, okay?"
"good!"
The audience responded loudly, and then warm applause burst out.
As soon as Jiang Kun came on stage, he naturally stood in their middle position C. Dai Cheng next to him saw Jiang Kun putting his suit outside the coat, so he said, "It's not Jiang Kun, what's your look!?"
Jiang Kun tightened his clothes and said, "The expert asked me to wear this way!"
"expert?"
All four of them asked in confusion.
Jiang Kun explained: "Yes! Experts said that suits represent the world!"
"oh."
"The coat represents the country!"
"oh."
"This year's clothing features - mix and match!"
After saying that, he started laughing first.
"Come on, give me some comments!"
Emotional expert Dai Chen said: "That's good, your name is this year's mixed-up match..."
The four of them gave a thumbs up together and said, "Jiang Kun becomes a fool!"
The applause rang again.
Jiang Kun directly pressed down the thumbs of the four people and said, "Don't joke, I'll tell you, I'll listen to experts at my age!"
Dai Chen pointed at Jiang Kun and said, "Then you are here today!"
"Is that true?" Jiang Kun asked back.
The health expert said: "Then just listen to me..."
"Are you?" Jiang Kun walked to the health expert and asked.
"Health expert!"
When Jiang Kun heard this, he became excited and clapped his hands and said, "Health preservation is so important, I have to listen to you well!"
When I heard that I was a health expert, even the name changed from you to you.
The health expert asked: "Do you know the meaning of health care?"
"I know! Longevity!"
"What you said is macro, just to be specific!"
Jiang Kun stopped asking in one sentence, and Jiang Kun asked humbly: "Give me an example!"
"I'll tell you what you can eat!"
When Jiang Kun heard this, he asked the three people on the stage: "Did you bring food?"
The three people shook their hands and said, "We don't..."
At this time, an audience member ran up from below and handed a big apple to Jiang Kun. Jia Xiaoling laughed when she saw this scene.
"What's wrong?" Hao Duoyu asked curiously.
"The person who came on stage just now is his apprentice!"
Hao Duoyu: "..."
Why did you even ask for help when you say crosstalk???
Jiang Kun raised the apple in his hand so that everyone could see it. The health expert didn't even look at it and started to whisper: "Take a banana for example..."
One sentence made all four people on the stage stupid.
"I said you wait a while, you wait a while..."
Jiang Kun stopped him and said, "What kind of eyes are you looking at!"
"apple!"
The health expert responded quickly and said, "I just let the word apple come out of your mouth!"
"Why?"
The health expert asked, "Have you eaten apples?"
“Eated!”
“How to eat?”
"Boil the skin, peel the skin..." Jiang Kun gestured with his hands and said.
"Look, how could you eat after peeling your skin?"
The health expert said angrily: "Ask these experts, what are there on the skin?"
The three experts next to him replied together: "Nutrition!"
"Yes, yes, I haven't finished saying it yet..."
Before Jiang Kun finished speaking, he was interrupted by the health expert.
"There are also rich anti-cancer substances on it!"
"Skinning and eating is to refuse to prevent cancer!"
When Jiang Kun heard this, he said, "I'll take the skin and eat it. What's the point?"
When the health expert heard this, he said disdainfully: "How can you eat with skin?"
"You ask these experts, what's on your skin?"
Jiang Kun turned his head and looked at the three experts next to him. Only two words popped out of the three people's mouths: "Pesticide!"
The audience in the audience understood and applauded.
Jiang Kun said a little aggrievedly: "Why have you changed the pesticides again?"
Amid the applause, the health expert explained: "The pesticides are fat-soluble!"
"It's impossible to wash it clean with water!"
"Eating apples a day like you will increase the incidence of breast cancer by 17%!"
As soon as the sentence ended, the audience cheered loudly and warm applause came.
Jiang Kun on the stage was stunned and pointed at himself and asked, "Me? Breast cancer?"
"What's wrong? Where can I write about famous actors and I can't get breast cancer?"
"I'm a man!" Jiang Kun explained.
"There is no way for the male or female to distinguish between apple skins!"
This sentence once again hit the audience's laughter.
"Then should I eat with skin or not?" Jiang Kun asked holding the apple.
"This is not important. Our experts are concerned about when you eat it!"
"Me? I'll have it in the morning!"
The health expert slapped his thigh and said, "How can you eat it in the morning?"
To be continued...