Chapter 0465, The farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady!(1/2)
"Creative collision!"
Jiang Kun said with a smile when he saw Hao Duoyu's performance.
"Yes, it's really a collision. It depends on which aspect of acting is good and how to deal with the details. I am optimistic about Dabao's works!" Dai Cheng said with a smile.
He has always held a grudge against Hao Duoyu, and was so angry that he was itchy.
This kid wrote his story into his work, so many people heard it, but he still couldn't do anything about him because he didn't say his name directly!
Instead, he is insinuated and criticizes the mulberry trees.
There is no way to sue!
If you really tell me, wouldn’t you admit that you did it yourself?
I can only suffer this mute loss.
"I……"
As soon as Zhao Jie spoke, the master and his partner looked at him, and he could only say: "I am optimistic about Dabao too!"
On stage, the performance continues.
"Oh~"
The fallen old lady lay on the ground and moaned.
"oops……"
Hao Jian also pushed the bicycle and hummed.
"Oh~"
"oops……"
"Oh my god~"
After hearing this, Hao Jian sighed and said helplessly: "You won!"
Then he pushed the bicycle and turned around, parked the bicycle in place, and walked over by himself.
When the audience heard Hao Jian say you won, warm applause rang out.
After Hao Jian parked the bicycle, he limped to the old lady and asked, "Auntie, are you okay?"
The old lady lay on the ground and said tremblingly: "It's seventy-nine!"
"It hit the ground with a bang, what do you think?"
When Hao Jian heard this, he became nervous and said, "Oh, then see if it is broken? Does it hurt?"
When the old lady heard this, she touched her arm and moaned, "Oh, my elbow!"
"Oh!" Hao Jian said with some distress.
The old lady touched her knees again and moaned, "Oh, my squid!"
Then he touched his waist: "Oh, my waist disk!"
When Hao Jian heard this, he said worriedly: "It's over, it's over..."
The old lady continued, “Oh, it doesn’t hurt!”
When Hao Jian heard this, he was immediately angry. If you don’t feel any pain, just say it!
"Not an aunt, I've been here now, so don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if I can still walk!"
The old lady said, "I'll try!"
"Slow down!" Hao Jian said in a relationship.
"Um."
The old lady made a move directly on the spot.
"Ah, ah, ah!"
Hao Jian jumped quickly and let the old lady's legs slide past her feet.
This scene made many viewers laugh.
"You can leave now! But you are following the chart!"
This line made the audience laugh.
Backstage.
"This line is good!" Dabao said with a smile.
"ha……"
Zhao Jie just made such a sound and ended abruptly because he saw his master's face very unnatural.
"Haha, follow the table, it's interesting!" The person who loves to laugh at the studio said with a smile.
"Hahaha, this bag is good!" The people in the bag shop were also amused.
The audience laughed and the performance on the stage did not stop.
"Oh, why did my hips suddenly hurt?" the old lady lying on the ground moaned.
"That's sure!"
"I just rubbed it when I was turning it around. It would be nice if it didn't catch a fire... Come on, aunt, I'll help you up!"
Hao Jian helped the old lady and let him sit up.
The old lady who sat up said, "Oh, young man."
"ah!"
"Your face is blue and purple, and you're very upset!"
The tone contains a strong sense of care.
"I'm fine!"
The old lady grabbed his hand and said, "You are a good child, and you also know how to help the aunt up..."
Hearing this, Hao Jian smiled shyly and said modestly: "I am addicted to doing good things!"
The old lady suddenly changed her style and said, "If it were someone else, I would have run away after hitting me!"
This kind of care has become a false alarm, and this contrast directly hits the audience's laughter.
"good!"
"Hahaha……"
The audience cheered and applauded, and Hao Jian's smile on the stage gradually solidified, his face became very unnatural and even a little ugly.
When Hao Jian heard what the old lady said, he slowly let the old lady lie on the ground. Looking at the old lady lying on the ground, he said, "Auntie! You are confused!"
"ah?"
"And I was stunned very suddenly!"
"You fell down by yourself! I was ten meters away from you when you fell!"
Then he pointed to his bicycle and said, "Look, that's my bicycle, and the evidence is as strong as a mountain!"
After seeing the bicycle, the old lady said, "Oh, the bike circle has become like that. I flew over there for a long time!"
"Then can I still save it? Oh, oh..."
After saying that, the old lady lay on the ground and moaned. The audience was amused and laughed loudly. At the same time, they also began to look forward to it. They wanted to see how Hao Jian defended his experience like this.
Hao Jian turned around and looked at his bicycle, then looked at the old lady lying on the ground, and said, "This is really too much like the accident scene!"
"But aunt, it's not what you think. My car was rear-end and chased!"
When the old lady heard this, she lay on the ground and started moaning again, saying, "Oh, my tailbone!"
"I'm talking about rear-end pursuit, not rear-end, I'm talking about bumper, you're talking about tail root..." Hao Jian explained.
"It's over, the Dragon Boat Festival has not yet arrived, the tail root is still broken, okay, be safe..."
Ha ha……
Laughing and applause came out one after another.
"I said to Auntie, please recall it carefully, no one hits you!"
"No one hit me and flew out more than ten meters! Then you want to hit me, I'm going abroad now!"
When Hao Jian heard this, he was anxious and said, "No, my aunt, what is your identity? How can you still be free of visas when you go abroad? Besides, you didn't fly ten meters!"
"How many meters will it fly!"
The old lady said angrily: "It's now, you are more than the three-meter-two-meter real person. Is it meaningful?"
"hehe……"
"good!"
To be continued...