Chapter 0623, happy audience!
All reporters are so urinary. Whoever has traffic and is popular will be interviewed.
Today is clearly the premiere of "Lost in the Road", but the reporters rushed to interview Shuanggulong. The eldest brother obviously knew that this was not good, so he directly refused the reporter's interview and even helped "Lost in the Road".
"Hao Duoyu, I heard that in this movie, you play opposite Qian'er Sao, and in crosstalk, you often tease Qian'er Sao. Are you under pressure to play this role?" asked the reporter.
"Of course I feel pressured... I don't know why every time I see Qian'er's wife, I always feel inferior..."
"Haha, it's because you said Qian'er's wife was too ruthless on the stage!"
Everyone laughed when they heard the reporter's words.
Yes, Hao Duoyu was either talking about Qian'er's wife or Yu Qian's father on the crosstalk stage.
There are also many memes circulating on the Internet:
Yu Qian’s father, Mr. Wang!
Manchuria's yellow urination flag, full of famous Aisin Gioro Basket, the eight iron hat kings in the capital, the cuckold kings are hereditary!
He was also a kung fu family since childhood. His father was good at using a tight back and bowing his head. He was named "bj's No. 1 Sword Man" and "the world's No. 1 Guest" in the World.
Pimp Alley - Lajia!
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Think about it, if you talked about others so many times behind you, you would feel distressed when you saw him.
"Director Yu, I heard that when you were shooting this movie, you often laughed?"
Yu Qian said confidently: "Can you still call a comedy without laughing?"
"Yang Xiaoqiang, I heard that you drank a large bucket of milk in this movie. Is it true?"
"Of course, including the spitting later, they are really spitting out breasts, not performed..."
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The reporter asked a lot of questions about the movie and also filled everyone's expectations.
At nine o'clock in the evening, everyone officially entered the cinema and waited for the start of the movie.
The lights in the screening hall darkened, and in the familiar sound effects, a dragon mark appeared on the screen, followed by a rotating planet with Earth Pictures written underneath.
After the logo of Earth Pictures was played, the logo of Haotian Pictures appeared, followed by the names of various distribution companies.
The screen went black and a line of words appeared:
Producer: Hao Duoyu!
The picture turns, and it is a scene of a restaurant eating. Xu Zheng is sitting alone in the middle of the dining table. This scene shows that he is the protagonist of the dinner party. There are three people sitting opposite him, and the three people are sitting very restrained, indicating that their status is not as high as Xu Zheng.
All four were wearing suits, only Xu Zheng was having a meal, and the other three were looking down at him.
Xu Zheng ate a bite of Western food with a fork, glanced at the three people across the street with his eyes, and said, "Knowing you makes me believe that all this is the arrangement of fate!"
"We are leading us through the darkness, and now what I want to say is..."
At this point, Xu Zheng changed his style and said, "...What kind of evil did I suffer in my previous life! National animation is so popular..."
He looked at one of them and said, "Your IQ is really refreshing!"
Audience: "Haha..."
The words of IQ refreshing make everyone laugh.
"And Xiao Zhang, you've made progress this year!"
Xiao Zhang showed a praised smile on his face. As soon as his smile came out, he heard Xu Zheng continue to say: "Last year, you were mentally retarded, but this year you advanced to stupid!"
The smile on Xiao Zhang's face disappeared instantly...
No, the smile did not disappear and moved to the audience's face!
"And about you..."
Xu Zheng looked at another person and said, "I always thought there were two kinds of people in the world that were very attractive..."
There was another burst of ridicule, and after the ridicule, he was fired.
This also successfully led to his identity: Li Chenggong, chairman of a certain doll group.
As the picture turned, Yang Xiaoqiang, wearing a white hat, appeared on the camera, and he was watching the news while cleaning his ears.
News report: Compared with previous years, this year's Spring Festival travel rush came earlier, and train tickets are still hard to get!
In just a few short shots, Yang Xiaoqiang's identity information was explained: Niu Geng, a milkman, went home for the New Year because he had no money to go home for the New Year, and embarked on a journey to get a bill in Changsha...
The following scenes told Li Chenggong about Bao Xiaosan. After a change of the picture, he arrived at the train station. At this time, the title of the film also appeared in front of everyone: People are on the road!
The movie has officially begun, and everyone has devoted all their attention to the movie.
There is a camera operating in the screening hall, which records the number of laughs that the audience laughs.
In the cinema, laughter comes sometimes, laughter comes sometimes, one minute, one small laugh, and three minutes, one big laugh.
:Hahaha... I'm so laughing. Is it okay to open the window of the plane and get some breathing?
:Hahaha... I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts. The plane stopped and I want to get off the bus? How do you get off? Is it airdrop?
:Hahaha... This plot is amazing!
:...
Everyone followed the rhythm of the two of them and laughed from beginning to end. Some people with low laugh points burst into tears.
From planes to trains, from trains to cars, and even staying in a hotel is a burden.
Various funny points emerged one after another, and the strange two-team group made the entire screening room laugh.
After the movie was played, everyone stood up and applauded.
As a comedy, he is qualified, but I have to say that he has some shortcomings.
After the movie was played, the main creators of the movie appeared again.
The reporter also started asking questions, and their visitors were still the one with the highest status here.
"Brother, how do you feel about this movie?" the reporter asked.
"Tonight is my happiest day. The movie is very good and funny. I couldn't laugh just now..." the eldest brother said with a smile.
"Director Yu, this movie is very good, but there are also many unreasonable things. Can you tell me?"
Yu Qian took the microphone and said, "What's the matter with me if something is unreasonable?"
"I'm just a director, not a screenwriter. You guys are looking for Hao Duoyu!"
Mr. Yu's words made everyone present laugh.
Everyone looked at Hao Duoyu, and the reporter asked: "If the mistresses are like those played in this movie, then they will not be mistresses anymore. Moreover, the male protagonist's wife knew that the male protagonist had a mistress and ended up with a happy ending. Wouldn't it be a bit nonsense?"
This is probably the most unreasonable thing about this show.
My wife is very wise and the mistress retreats bravely. Is this possible?
If even the mistress is so moral, then the society will be harmonious.
Hao Duoyu took the microphone and said, "This is a family-friendly comedy. Since it is a comedy, we must pay attention to a happy ending. After all, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, why bother everyone at this time?"
Chapter completed!