159 The copycat version of the joy team he lei
"Maybe it was when I upgraded, I added all the points to the charm."
While Qin Che spoke, he stared at Freddy's projection thoughtfully.
Speaking of which, I seem to have the kind of physique that is easy to attract "demons and monsters".
Before traveling through time, although I was more popular among middle-aged and elderly people, I had no sense of existence among my peers.
Strangely, since the time when I have memories, various animals seem to like themselves very much:
——When I was a child, I lived with my parents, and mosquitoes always stared at me and bitten them alone, so my parents were always safe and sound.
——Walking on the path by the field, I was chased by the dogs raised by the old farmer, and all the friends standing next to me were ignored by the dogs.
——When I went to a relative's house to play, the cat in the room rushed up and scratched his face, and the onlookers laughed.
——While climbing the mountain was inexplicably attacked by bird shit, I was forced to go home to wash my hair as soon as I reached the foot of the mountain.
There are countless strange events, which made Qin Che seriously think about whether he was cursed.
Even my girlfriend who traveled through time was a deep-hidden Furui enthusiast. She often dressed up as a cat girl and had a good time fighting with herself.
...
"So this is my home court." Qin Che sighed.
"What?" Lin Yu didn't understand.
"It's okay." Qin Che leaned lazily on the sofa.
It seems that his physique that inexplicably attracts animals can come in handy in this world.
After all, there are not many normal people in the City of Steel, and they are all monsters that are easily attracted to themselves.
Seeing Lin Yu occasionally showing love, he couldn't help but recall the big orange cats that scratched his face many years ago.
Several mercenary teams appeared, and Freddy was too lazy to introduce them, so he squatted aside and chatted with the etiquette lady who was responsible for introducing the prizes.
Lin Yu squatted beside the sofa, put his striped tail on the sofa, narrowing his green eyes into a line, and looking at the elite mercenaries who were on the stage.
"This session seems to be meaningless," she said.
Compared with the various monster contestants in the 50th Battle Royale Draft, the 51st seems much shabby.
Fifteen teams have already appeared. Except for the combination of Rat Man and Slime Mermaid, the others are all mixed fish that come to try their luck, and there is nothing to see.
"I think there is no suspense to the championship." Qin Che yawned.
"Don't you really want to date that mermaid, are you?" Lin Yu gave him a blank look.
"She doesn't grow in my aesthetics." Qin Che replied.
"What is your aesthetic?" Lin Yu turned his head.
"Aesthetic bodies, such as detectives and differential machines." He replied casually.
Hearing this, Lin Yu couldn't help but ask: "I can still understand the difference machine. Where does that detective have a beautiful feeling?"
"she……"
Before Qin Che could answer, Freddy suddenly rushed back to the camera, with an excited expression on her face:
"Ladies and gentlemen, keep your eyes wide, the highlight of this talent show is here! Let's welcome the 'real band'!"
As soon as this was said, the duo of joy bands who were watching the live broadcast turned their attention to the projection area in the center of the living room.
"What are you doing?"
Before Lin Yu finished speaking, the first player of the Zhen Happy Band had already appeared in everyone's sight.
It was a listless young woman. The two rabbit ears on her head seemed to be glued with glue, and they were soft and soft on both sides of her head, which made her feel quite funny.
Unlike the "Miss Centaurus" who appeared in white, the woman was wearing black clothes, with her front legs heavily on the sand, and her rear half of the horse-shaped body was also pitch black.
However, the body of this "centa" was not a removable mechanical modification kit like Lin Yu. It was a person who hugged her waist and pressed her face behind her.
Looking at the guy wearing a black tights, bent his waist to ninety degrees, and struggling to cooperate with the woman in black, Qin Che slowly spoke, "Human Centipede?"
"These two people are not sewn together, it's so disgusting!" Lin Yu smacked his lips: "If this is the case, isn't that woman just pulling it in the mouth of the person behind?"
"And they don't look like centaurs." Qin Che's smile became stronger and stronger: "These people are quite interesting..."
Although the other party saw that it was a copycat of the "Happy Band" that shone in the last competition, Qin Che, a member of the Happy Band, was not angry at all, but instead became happy.
After all, the way these people copycats is quite fun:
"Ah, this is..."
Freddy was also a little confused when facing the unexpected player.
It seems that the host only heard the name of "Real Joy Band" before, and he never expected that the players who appeared would be like this.
"Uh, what should you call it?" Freddy asked.
"Centaur." The woman said weakly.
"But if you call Centaur, it will be repeated with the previous contestants."
Freddy thought for a while, looked at the other person's black clothes and long ears, and finally came up with a name: "Well, this contestant is called Miss Half-Man Donkey!"
"Okay!" Qin Che slapped the table and laughed.
"It's a shame to find such a person to imitate me!" Lin Yu was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
The half-man donkey that was sewn together came out of the camera, and then the second member of the True Joy band appeared.
A big "woman" about three meters tall walked slowly, wearing a luxurious purple skirt and a sun hat.
Although the beard on her face was shaved very cleanly, the person's square big face plate and eye-catching Adam's apple still exposed that "she" was actually a man.
Like the tentacle queen of the band, there were also many red tentacles exposed under his skirt, dragging them on the sand and leaving scarlet marks.
However, Qin Che, who had long been used to seeing Xia Ye, found that this person's tentacles were not natural at first sight, and he did not have the same smoothness as Xia Ye when he moved.
He stared at the tentacles under the "woman" skirt and said his inference:
"Can this be the 'steel dragon' squid shreds?"
"Ah, I like this snack very much!" Lin Yu finally smiled happily.
The strong man who stuck the squid shreds to his body came to Freddy, and a reassuring smile appeared on the square face with heavy makeup:
"Hello everyone, I'm the Tentacle Queen~"
"Brother... no, sister." Freddy covered her nose: "Can you wash the squid shreds before you come? It smells too rinsed!"
"Hate, what did you say~"
The copycat version of the tentacle queen stretched out her big hand, patted Freddy on the shoulder coquettishly, and directly patted him down: "I'm the tentacle goddess of the City of Steel, what kind of squid silk, I can't understand~"
Looking at the three-meter-tall man in coquettishness, Lin Yu's face was pale: "I'm going to vomit."
"These people are so fun." Qin Che smiled and said, "I want to recruit them under our company."
"What are you kidding?" Lin Yu glared at him: "I will never work with these people! And they will definitely not be able to survive this draft, so it is impossible to recruit!"
While talking, the two copycat players of the Zhenhua Band were already entering the battlefield and preparing to go.
Freddy, who was slapped to the ground by the "Queen of Tentacles", stood up and moved his muscles and smiled, "The third player of the Real Joy Band is almost about to appear--"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly reached out to cover his right ear, as if he had received a message from the program team.
"Okay, OK..."
Freddy whispered a few words and then turned to the camera again:
Chapter completed!