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318 Surfing time online!(1/2)

"This way, I will investigate Sima Rui's information, go find me medicine."

The old lady leaned on the chair and raised her feet comfortably: "In this state, my work efficiency will also become lower. If you want me to be as efficient as before, it is best to find special medicines, Mr. Qin."

"I understand." Qin Che said and sniffed: "Why is there a stinking smell? Are you farting?"

"No." The scammer shook his head immediately: "What are you talking about? I didn't smell anything."

It seems that the old lady has a not very good nose. As for the other elderly person in the activity room, she has no sense of smell at all.

However, Qin Che was sure that there was a rotten smell in this room.

There are not many things in the house, and there is no place to hide people. Could it be...

"Can you stop first?" Qin Che said to the scammer lying on the massage chair: "I think there is something wrong with this chair."

"Are you going to compete for seats with the elderly?" The scammer glanced at him: "This reason is really bad, Mr. Qin."

Qin Che directly pulled out the power supply of the chair, and the vibration of the massage chair immediately stopped.

"I'll go, you're too much." The scammer sat up slowly: "Isn't this bullying an honest person?"

Qin Che was too lazy to talk to her, so he squatted directly behind the massage chair and checked the manufacturer's logo printed behind the chair.

What comes into sight is a name that symbolizes ominousness: Hellfire Workshop.

——These equipment in the company were purchased at a low price from familiar suppliers using the Scorpio Gang’s connections.

It seems that the things that the supplier has at hand are not particularly reliable.

Qin Che scanned the QR code next to the name of Hellfire Workshop, and the burning golden words immediately lit up above the mobile phone screen:

"Hello! Welcome to buy the products from Hellfire Workshop. I am the well-known local super beautiful designer who made this chair!"

"I guess it was our first time meeting because there were basically no repeat customers in our store! I don't know why customers didn't continue to buy our products, they really didn't know the goods."

"What's going on?" The scammer came over and looked at the text above the phone: "Instruction manual?"

"Have you bought equipment from Hellfire Workshop?" Qin Che asked.

"Fuck, Hellfire Workshop?"

Judging from the scammer's reaction to step back, she is not unfamiliar with the name of this store.

While the instructions were still scrolling slowly, she quickly lowered her head to check whether there were any defects in her organs. She confirmed that there were many parts and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Noting that Qin Che was joking at him, the scammer blushed: "But this one is really comfortable to sit up."

While speaking, the text on the instruction manual continued to move downward:

"This massage chair is my new masterpiece.bio-310 ergonomic massage chair!"

"When our Hellfire Workshop first started to expand its business to produce furniture, someone once raised questions. After trying our products, they shut their mouths forever."

"Yes, our products are so high-end. Even the most picky critics can't find any problems. As long as you try it, you will know that you will definitely be ecstatic when you sit on it."

"I don't object to this..." the scammer commented.

"I'm more curious about how this thing works." Qin Che looked at the seemingly normal massage chair.

As an old customer of Hellfire Workshop, he is very clear about the urinary nature of this store.

Even if there is nothing wrong with the appearance, this thing is definitely not normal.

Soon, the text on the instruction manual confirmed his inference:

“When designing this massage chair, I adhered to the principle of ‘make customers comfortable’.”

"At the beginning, I used a design similar to other products on the market. After trying it, the tester said, 'What's the difference between your thing and the massage chair in the next furniture city? It's 500 yuan cheaper!"

"I learned from my mistakes, and in order to create a truly comfortable massage chair that crushes my peers, I have changed my design strategy and started with ergonomics and made a brand new design!"

"As we all know, the most comfortable massage is from human hands. Those masters with superb skills can make people blush, pant, and make strange noises between their lips and teeth... Not to mention them, in short, as long as they can simulate the state of 'someone being massaged', this equipment will complete its mission."

"Getting inspiration from a novel called "The Chair on Earth" I occasionally saw, I went to the desert to catch a few secret sons and stuffed them into a trial massage chair. However, these mixed balls were struggling and always made a harsh noise."

"Then I thought: Since living people are not good, it should be fine to replace them with dead people, right?"

"To complete the massage chair, I slaughtered them and then cut them into pieces and stuffed them into the inside of the chair, then connected them to the electrodes to stimulate the corpses that injected special agents and retained nerves."

"This time, I finally succeeded!"

"After the body was powered up, they began to spasm. My ergonomic massage chair finally moved, and the tester sat on it, so comfortable that he couldn't speak!"

"With these easy-to-use corpses and combined with heaters to simulate human body temperature, the greatest furniture of Steel City - the bio-310 massage chair was born!"

"Please note when using this device that the body that retains nerves may be resurrected. Once you find that the massage chair starts to walk, please cut off the power immediately!"

"If you smell the rotten smell or the massage chair starts to seep water, you can contact our official email address and staff will come to your door to replace the new body blocks, which cost only 30,000 yuan per block."

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and lie down on the chair and enjoy this unprecedented comfort experience!"

...

After reading the instruction manual, the scammer frowned: "So I just lie on the body for a long time?"

"And the corpse is almost rotten, and it smells foul." Qin Che finished the attack.

"Shit Hell Fire Workshop, one day I will use n2 to knock them to heaven."

The scammer said dangerous words with his leaky mouth, which sounded unthreatening, but instead felt a sense of inexplicable joy: "Is this designer sick?"

"Do you know her?" Qin Che put down his cell phone.

He is still quite interested in Hellfire Workshop, a craftsman full of ideas. He always emphasizes that he is a super beauty, which arouses his curiosity.

"I don't know, I'm not interested in this kind of mental illness." The scammer gritted his teeth: "A few friends were killed by weapons produced by Hellfire Workshop."

"How did you die?" Qin Che became interested.

"The nuclear fission pistol they bought has an effective range of 50 meters and a killing radius of one kilometer. After firing a shot, there was not even a single scum left." The scammer sighed: "The Hellfire Workshop is really harmful to people."

"The Chaos Order Sect seems to be in a cooperative relationship with them." Qin Che smiled: "I received several pieces of their equipment."

"Then it's a miracle that you can live to this day."

The scammer narrowed his cataract-like eyes and looked at it for a while, and finally confirmed that the lounge chair in the activity room was not produced by Hellfire Workshop, so he lay down with confidence.

"You should use less equipment from Hellfire Workshop, as it will shorten your life..."

Seeing that the old lady was already sleepy, Qin Che exchanged a few more greetings with the machine, turned around and left the elderly activity room, checking out the other offices next to her.

Apart from the massage chair just now, there should be no products from Hellfire Workshop in the company.

After eliminating the safety hazards within the company, he lay down on the sofa in an office, picked up his mobile phone and started surfing the Internet.

With the end of the "big event" in the city center, there was finally a chance to rest. Qin Che was also happy to be idle now and directly switched to the fishing form.

He first admired the swimsuit photo of the radiant beauty Philip Dorothy for a while, and then opened the hot news and browsed today's news:

"The reward results for demon hunting in the city center are released, and the top three outstanding people with the largest number of killing thugs will be on stage to receive the award."

The first person to come on stage to receive the award was a pale tall and thin man wearing a black suit.

This guy "killed" a thousand enemies in the demon hunting, and received a bounty of five million yuan at the price of a head of five thousand yuan.

Needless to say, this person was the recipient of the award sent by the corpse disposal company for his own life.

Half of the money he received fell into Qin Che's hands, and the other half was paid to the corpse disposal company as compensation.

As for the thousand bodies, they were piled up in a giant studio at the Circus Entertainment Company base.

The old lady next door could not accommodate such a number of corpses at all. The studio where the kind-hearted old man dealt with the corpse was temporarily moved to the underground base.

The sound insulation inside the company is done well, and Qin Che couldn't hear the sound from the studio. Since he is not a curiosity enthusiast, he is too lazy to watch the process of corpse processing, so he continues to check the news content:

The second person to come on stage to receive the award was the Liefeng mercenary wearing a human fur coat. This mercenary group that joined the Golden God Cult killed 747 thugs within three hours, and also crazyly recommended Teacher Xiao Jin to the residents in the city.

Although the chaebol Federation hated the Golden God Cult to the core, it was impossible to kill these "heroes" who came to save the city center in public, and could only give money with a bitter face.

Standing on the big red podium, the mercenary wearing a square iron helmet raised the yellow flag in his hand, and the female voice that had been recorded long ago sounded under the helmet:

"Who lives in the temple in the desert?"

"Teacher Xiao Jin!"

"Hao, big, big, big, guy or girl?"

"Teacher Xiao Jin!"

“If it’s your wish to get happiness.”

"Teacher Xiao Jin!"

"Then send an email to join us!"

"Teacher Xiao Jin!"

Listening to the ups and downs, the songs of one supporting actor and the other funny actor, Qin Che narrowed his eyes and always felt that he had heard this song somewhere.

The third person who came on stage to receive the award was a radiant man with four legs.

Too lazy to listen to this guy's speech on his award, Qin Che switched to the next news, and the conspicuous title caught his eye:

"The commander of the Eternal Power Group Special Operations Command Died!"
To be continued...
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