Chapter 6 Stealing chickens and dogs? No, this is doing good deeds! 【Sign a contract
"Gu, Gugugugugu!!"
After a storm of intense heat, the two of them were covered with chicken feathers.
"Brother Tao, it's not good for us to do stealing things like this, right?"
Tang San was holding a big fat chicken in his hand.
"Not very good, why did you pick one of the fattest ones and still drool?"
Jiang Tao looked at Tang San, who was drooling down from the corner of his mouth, rolled his eyes wide, and said no, but his body was very honest.
“Uhhhhhhhh…”
Tang San wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth awkwardly. The chicken is really delicious. I remember the last time I ate it was during the Chinese New Year!
He hadn't eaten such a fat chicken before, but when he thought of this, his saliva flowed unconsciously.
"And mistress, what you just said made a serious mistake. We are not called stealing at all. Your words are slandering and defiling our extremely pure character."
Jiang Tao looked at Tang San and said.
"Brother Tao, we are obviously stealing, aren't we?"
Tang San was stunned. What fallacies did Brother Tao say?
"I'll ask you, have we touched the dog?"
Jiang Tao asked.
"No."
Tang San shook his head.
"Is that inappropriate description of stealing?"
Jiang Tao asked again.
"But Brother Tao, it's okay for us to steal the village chief's chicken, right?"
At first glance, it is indeed an inappropriate description. After all, they did not touch the dog, but it is always true that they steal chickens.
"No, no, no, how can we call stealing chickens? We call compensation for old village chief Jack doing good deeds."
Jiang Tao said with a righteous and arrogant look on his face.
"ah???"
Tang San felt completely confused.
Stealing chickens is to compensate the old village chief Jack and do good deeds along the way?
If you say this, you will definitely not be hit by someone?
"Think about it, the old village chief Jack bribed Su Yuntao, the tool man for the sake of the soul master in the village. Are you short of money now and want to sell the chickens to the city for money?"
Jiang Tao asked Tang San.
"Um."
Tang San nodded.
What happened just now must not be false.
"How much does that chicken cost?"
Jiang Tao looked at Tang San and asked again.
"The normal market price of a chicken should be three or four copper coins."
Tang San replied that he felt a little unaware of Brother Tao’s question.
"Then we have only caught one big fat chicken now, leaving behind fifty copper coins. Did the old village chief Jack avoid traveling to the city to sell chickens, and earning more than forty copper coins? Then do you think we are compensating for the old village chief Jack and do good deeds?"
Jiang Tao asked Tang San's soul.
"Yeah, that seems to be the reason."
After listening to Brother Tao’s words, Tang San realized that it was quite reasonable.
The old village chief Jack had seven or eight chickens at his house. Even if he caught them all and sold them, he could not exchange them for fifty copper coins. Moreover, it took a day to go back and forth in the city. It was very hard. Now he lost a chicken and got fifty copper coins when he lay down at home. It was something he could not even dare to imagine.
"So, we are not called stealing, we are called doing good deeds and accumulating virtue."
On the way back, Tang San grabbed the chicken and Jiang Tao said.
"Yeah, we are called doing good deeds and accumulating virtue!"
Tang San nodded and said, completely impressed by Brother Tao's fallacies, and saliva flowed down unyieldingly.
Wait, why is it said to be a fallacy??
...
In the evening, there was a remote wooden hut at the innermost part of the village.
A scent of scent spreads.
On the table, there was a big bowl of chicken, an egg soup, and two vegetables. Both children were crying.
"Why is it so fragrant?"
As the sunset slants, a glimmer of light enters the house along the wooden door.
Meanwhile, a man in a somewhat sloppy dress pushed the door open and entered.
"Dad, you are back, dinner is ready. This is Brother Tao, I mentioned it to you."
Seeing the man pushing the door open, Tang San immediately got up, took his father's clothes, and introduced him to him.
"Hello, Uncle Tang."
Jiang Tao greeted Tang Hao.
To be honest, Jiang Tao was really surprised when he saw Tang Hao.
It is hard to imagine that a genius who once stood at the peak of the mainland would fall to this point.
Sure enough, if you ask, the world is so hurtful, only the word "love" is the most important thing.
After losing his other half, the genius of the past fell into depravity.
But even so, under his sloppy clothes, he still hid the burly and glory of the past.
"If you are hungry, let's have dinner first. Why do you still have chicken today? I killed the egg hen I bought a few days ago?"
Tang Hao sat at the table and asked in confusion.
It turned out that their family bought an egg-laying hen with Old Jack a few days ago, and planned to save some eggs for the New Year. If they are lucky, they will have a nest of chickens.
"No, this chicken was bought by Brother Tao and Grandpa Jack."
Tang San replied that the chicken was a treasure for their eggs, so how could it be killed and eaten?
"oh……"
After relieving the concerns, the three of them started eating so much.
A big fat chicken of five kilograms.
Tang Hao!
Tang San!
Jiang Tao!
The three of them ate all over their mouths.
That expression makes it so fun together!
Especially Tang San and Jiang Tao, they swallowed their food in one go, and the two quickly burped long.
Sure enough, when three men are together, happiness is that simple, just one meal is fine.
"Missary--"
At this moment, a sound came from outside.
"It's Old Grandpa Jack who is here!"
Jiang Tao and Tang San, who were eating and drinking, jumped up like conditioned reflexes.
“???”
Tang Hao was gnawing the chicken wings, watching the two children look strange and question marks.
"Hey, why is this room full of chicken fragrance? Tang Hao, it's rare that you, a stinky blacksmith, are you aware of the innate soul power? Did you kill the chicken I bought from me a few days ago to celebrate?"
After Old Jack entered the house, he looked at the chicken on the table and said lightly.
Everyone knows that this blacksmith's family is the poorest in the village, and it would be nice to eat chicken once a year.
"Old Jack, what are you doing?"
Tang Hao, who had just looked sad, took a sip of wine and looked at Old Jack coldly.
The other party was obviously about the same age as him, but he always liked to pretend to be an elder, which made Tang Hao quite unhappy.
"What am I here to do? I want to send my mistress to Notting College to go to school and ask for your opinion. He can't be confused with you, a terrible blacksmith, for the rest of his life."
Old Jack said.
"If he doesn't go, you don't need to ask."
Tang Hao directly refused.
"You stinky blacksmith, do you want your son to be useless? You don't eat any of the tiger's poison, you are harming the mistress! Miss San is a genius with innate soul power, and he will become a superior person in the future!!"
Old Jack was so angry that he shivered when he heard this, and he knocked on the ground with a cane!
Never seen such a stupid blacksmith!!
Chapter completed!