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Chapter 361 Do you think I am a man or a woman?

ps:  ps: I have finished writing the Olympics, I don’t know if everyone is satisfied. Putting aside the excitingness of the plot and writing style, Still Life is not written for the number of words in water. The plot is carefully considered and a lot of information is completed. Although there will definitely be many bugs, as a book, it should be able to pass it.

When writing online novels in still life, the first is to make money, and the second is to design a beautiful dream for yourself. Considering your primary school culture and reducing the requirements, I think I should be qualified.

After the Olympics, I will continue to return to the NBA. The outline of this book is very short, and the number of words has exceeded 1.2 million. I have not decided how many still life I will write about later, but at least I will finish the next season.

Finally, Jingwu feels that writing novels is not worthy of water. I hope everyone can subscribe. Now they have 7,500 yuan in collections, but not 500 yuan, which is less than other competitive novels.

"All these referees have been bribed? Also, when our IQ is separated, were you all divided? Why do you always plot against me and draft the master!" Ji Guomo covered his face after falling to the ground, and couldn't help cursing. If this continues, his MVP will run away again, and Russell and Kobe's names quickly floated past his eyes. These are all tragedies. Will there be a Ji Guomo in the future?

The US team wanted to counterattack in desperate situation, but there was no suspense. They wanted to recover 12 points in one and a half minutes, unless the "McDy Moment" appeared!

The "Meddy Moment" has only appeared once every decades, so how can it be reproduced so easily?

Ji Guoqiu has scored 32 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists and 6 blocks without free throws, and Ji Guomiang has 20 points, 12 rebounds, 5 assists and 5 blocks. A few moments, fake Pandas hit the free throw. The score will increase to 33 points. Even if there is really MVP, it will be further and further away from Ji Guomiang.

After the game restarted, Meng Ba began his desperate three-pointer tactic. The gorilla activated the stealth skill at this time. Kobe, Wade and Anthony lost a three-pointer at the basket. As a result, they only hit two of them in three shots. Obviously, the last attempt failed!

When the final whistle sounded, the United States was still 6 points behind Canada.

The final score was 108:102, and the US team was killed by the Giant Pandas' three-pointer in the last quarter. After the game, even Canadian fans felt a little like they were dreaming. Ji Guoqiu made 4 three-pointers in a single quarter in the last quarter. It is not an exaggeration to say that his performance was called "Abnormal". Is this still the Panda brother who can't shoot three-pointers? Did they wear the wrong jersey?

Ji Guoqiu scored 36 points, 12 rebounds, 5 assists and 6 blocks in the whole game, Ji Guomiang scored 20 points, 12 rebounds, 5 assists and 5 blocks, and Nash scored 19 points, 6 assists.

The fake Pandas hit another three-pointer in the last minute, causing the American team to counterattack to finally pounce on the street.

As soon as the game ended, the Canadian team shouted and rushed to the stadium, but the two brothers were in the same pace at this time. The two went straight to the bench, and then they were in a flash of lightning and snatched you up with no negotiation. They quickly picked up the "Dongle" drink sponsored by Coca-Cola and squirted at their teammates and coaches.

Of course, the excited Canadian player fought back, and then the two brothers were wet. The two bitches quickly took off their jerseys and turned around in the crowd. The little fox wanted to run to the bench of the US team and asked the gorilla: "Do you think I am a man or a woman?"

After the game, the US team immediately surrounded the referees on duty and continued to protest loudly to the referees because they had already received the affirmative answer from James after the game. The twin brothers deliberately wore the wrong jersey to frame them. They lost by their opponent's despicable and shameless despicable means!

But at this time, the two brothers came up with a "wet plan", which completely destroyed the evidence. Now that the jersey has been taken off, how can we prove that the two have exchanged jerseys?

Ji Guomo also felt that the anger of the US team was not worth enough, so he actually came to LeBron James and handed over his jersey with a smile.

The gorilla was dumbfounded. Although he was very upset, he subconsciously exchanged jerseys.

"Haha, there is no evidence now!" Ji Guomeng quickly lowered his head and said softly when he saw James take the jersey.

James was stunned, and then he saw that he was holding Ji Guomo's No. 9. The two brothers had just changed their jerseys?

Ji Guochou also exchanged jerseys with Howard on the other side at this moment, and now he is really dead and has no evidence.

The coaching staff of the United States team are protesting to the referees. They are ready to declare to the Olympic Committee if they don’t have the opportunity. In short, they must ask for an explanation.

While protesting, coach K turned around and saw that the two brothers shamelessly took off their jerseys and completed the exchange with their own players.

"Puff!" Many people in the American team coaching staff almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

OK, there is no evidence of guilt now. These two people are gone from their clothes, so they can say anything afterwards.

After Ji Guoqiu exchanged jerseys, he had already come to the sidelines for interviews with reporters. The shirtless giant panda was overjoyed and said to the reporter with a smile: "I am very excited now. This is the result of our efforts. We have been working hard for it and finally achieved the goal here. I can't believe we did it. I really didn't expect that we could defeat Team USA. It's incredible."

Ji Guomeng was also interviewed by the media on the court. He was still always arrogant. A domestic reporter asked him: "Before the game, did you not expect that we would have a chance to win, did you?" Ji Guomeng immediately asked him: "Why didn't there?" The little fox said to the reporter: "I have said long ago that there is nothing impossible in this world! There is an old saying in China that we are willing to sacrifice ourselves and dare to take down the emperor. That's what we did, and we did it."

Chinese reporters thought to myself that you are not an orphan, where did you hear this?

An American reporter asked him loudly: "fox, what number of jersey are you wearing today?"

Ji Guomeng looked at the American reporter and then smiled and said, "I gave the jersey to James, and you guys ask him yourself."

American journalists cursed this cunning guy in their hearts. Many people couldn't help but ask him directly: "Did you and Panda wear the wrong jersey?"

Ji Guomeng said that you are no longer slutty. I will not be fooled. I continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "How can you wear the wrong jersey? It was checked before the game, and it is impossible to wear the wrong jersey." Ji Guomeng's expression was like saying, "You can ask such idiotic questions, aren't you sick?"

American reporters cursed in their hearts, "You two have the same hairstyle today, but who knows who you are, how do you check it?"

Chinese journalists and Canadian journalists laughed in their hearts. Now the teams on both sides have exchanged jerseys and there is no evidence of death. Even if they are seen, so what? We are clearly making you feel embarrassed. This is Beijing. If you dare to talk too much, you will close the door and let go!

Ji Guoqiu is also being questioned by American reporters at this moment. These guys are asking all kinds of trapped questions to make the two brothers not talk to themselves.

Of course, they don’t think that their IQ is higher than others, so if they feel that they are not sure to answer the good questions, they will not answer them, or they will use formula responses to make excuses. In short, they will not give reporters a language trap to take advantage of.

"Panda, when did you practice three points?"

"Panda, did you learn from your brother's shot with your back?"

Some American journalists are very cunning. These questions seem normal, but they are about to ask their brother immediately after asking them. If the confessions of the two are inconsistent, hum... then there will be evidence.

However, these reporters never dreamed that they had telepathy, and this trap was completely ineffective. In the end, many American journalists felt strange. Their problems were strange, and many of them had temporary intentions and could not collude in advance. However, the two of them had similar answers. Could it be that the two brothers really did not wear the wrong jersey? They actually had paranoia for persecution?

Among everyone, only American players knew what was going on, especially LeBron James was most sure that the two bitches must have exchanged jerseys. Canada defeated them with such despicable, shameless and vulgar tactics. The entire American team expressed dissatisfaction!

But the outcome of the game is decided. It’s not that you say you are dissatisfied, but you can change the fact that Canada wins the championship and wins the gold medal.

Of course, the US team can choose not to accept silver medals. They have this right. Although they will be criticized for not having the Olympic spirit, they will be ridiculed and cannot afford to lose.

In fact, many people have guessed the truth of the matter, but they have no evidence and no one can do anything about it.

The Olympic Organizing Committee announced the next day that starting from this Olympic Games, twins in the same team must have different hairstyles to distinguish them. This indirectly proves that the conspiracy between the two of them has long been seen, but many people have different plans, and some senior executives of the International Basketball Association secretly help the twin brothers.

Their idea is very simple. There is a hand of God in football games, and there are real and fake twins in basketball games. What a good gimmick!

What? Team USA was wronged? That deserves it. Whoever asked them to form a bullshit dream team? It would be right to cheat them! As long as the two brothers don’t expose the truth of the matter, this incident will always be a headless case, one of the unsolved sports cases that will always be full of topics.

Of course, there are not many people who want to make things difficult for the two brothers, but they have no evidence. The only evidence is the jerseys on their bodies, but they are now in the hands of James and Howard, especially James's one. It is said that after returning, the gorilla was burned and completely destroyed the corpse.

The two brothers lamented that gorillas are such a good person, and they help others so thoroughly.

Many American fans later scolded James for being a spy and infernal Affairs!

Ji Guochou scored a game-high 36 points in this game, scored 12 rebounds, 6 assists and 6 steals, which was definitely the biggest contributor to the Canadian team's victory.

When Canadian players celebrated, Master Reli said: "The Olympics originally had only honors such as scoring kings and assist kings, but the MVP awards were added for the first time in the Athens Olympics. Many fans did not know that this Beijing Olympics also retained this honor. Of course, unlike the NBA's MVP award, the MVP in the Olympics is just a title and there are no special trophys." Master Reli first announced the fact that there is an MVP trophy and continued: "Among the three giants in Canada, Nash's data is not as good as the two brothers, and they should miss the MVP. Among the remaining two brothers, Ji Guoqiu averaged 16.9 points, 10.2 rebounds, 3.1 assists, 3.6 blocks per game, and Ji Guomeng averaged 23.5 points, 9.5 rebounds, 2.2 assists, 3.5 blocks per game."

Yao Ming smiled and said, "I think it's hard to say. My brother's score is far inferior to my brother. There is no gap in rebounding and blocking data. The assists are only three per game due to Nash. Logically, my younger brother Ji Guomeng should win MVP. But given the outstanding performance of Panda Brother in the last game, especially Ji Guomeng... It's not right, it should be Ji Guochong. He scored four consecutive three-pointers in the last quarter to help Canada defeat the United States, which added a lot of points for him."

Master Relief laughed and continued to analyze: "Ji Guoqiu's key three-pointer directly pushed the US team into hell, but Ji Guoqiu's full-game running and active assist also made great contributions. Although Nash grew older and his athletic ability was not as good as in previous years, he also achieved the ultimate in the team's connection and made stable contributions in scoring. The three giants in Canada deserved their reputation. The US team and every Canadian player played well in this game. This is a great game. Only great opponents can have such a great game. The two brothers have now won the NBA championship + Olympic champion. It is difficult for a new generation of players to be compared with them. I think we are witnessing the rapid growth of the two new basketball gods."

Yao Ming couldn't help but burst into tears when he heard this, thinking that you praised the two brothers so high, did you think I was still sitting here? Also, I gave Ji Guohuo tickets, isn't his girlfriend Taylor Swift? Why is it that the female star who is sitting there today who plays Harry Potter. The private life of the Dead Fox is too corrupt! It's so unbearable!

Emma Watson sat in the front row, standing up like other fans at this moment, cheering while waiting to see the award ceremony later.

The Canadian and American teams have returned to the locker room to change their clothes and will come out to present the awards later. Some fans have left the court, but most of the fans have chosen to leave after watching the award ceremony of the two teams.

At this moment, many media are asking about how to issue the MVP of the Olympics and who will select it?

Later it was discovered that only Athens established MVP in the history of the Olympic Games, and it was a national selection, so there was no basis for it.

Then it is obvious that the MVP of the Beijing Olympics must of course be selected by Chinese people, which has nothing to do with the International Basketball Association and is not an award with too much weight.

Journalists from the United States are more concerned about the issue of gold medals. In their eyes, the so-called "Grand Slam" means winning the NBA championship and Olympic championship in the same year, and winning the MVP of the regular season and finals at the same time.

Since it was its first season, the two brothers naturally did not win the regular season MVP, but they had the Best Rookie Award and the Finals MVP. It can be said that the performance of the two brothers was a miracle that tied the former Jordan. The leader of the Joe Gang also won everything at the Barcelona Olympics in 1992. Jordan became the MVP of the regular season and finals that year, leading the Bulls to win the second championship and led Mengyi to successfully win the championship.

If we consider that the two brothers were just the first year of their career last season, the best rookie is equivalent to the regular season MVP for them, and their career starts can be regarded as the most perverted one in NBA history, which is unprecedentedly great!

Ten minutes later, the American team came out reluctantly, and each of them took the silver medal with disgust. Then they quickly stood beside each other, all of them posed with a bad face to deal with the media.

The Canadian team presented the final award. When the player put on a long-sleeved jersey and stood at the podium, countless shutter key sounds sounded at the scene. The two brothers stood in the middle, but they did not wear the Canadian flag like Nash. Ji Guoqiu had wanted to put on the Chinese flag before, but this was too disgraceful to Canada. Finally, under the persuasion of the little fox, he canceled the plan.

However, at the final award ceremony, even Ji Guohuo did not put on the Canadian flag to celebrate. In fact, even if they did this, no one could say that they were traitors. After all, in the eyes of others, they were orphans who grew up in Canada and should have no feelings for China.

But the two of them knew in their hearts that their bodies were orphans, but their souls were 100% Chinese, and they really had no feelings for Canada.

Master Heli sighed at this moment, and the regret of seeing two Chinese geniuses unable to play for the Chinese team is hard to express.

"We want to congratulate Brother Panda and Brother Fox. After they led Canada to win this Olympic gold medal, these two little guys under 20 are about to complete their career Grand Slam. They have won the Rookie Challenge MVP + All-Star MVP + Best Rookie + Final MVP + Olympic Gold Medal, and even the Olympic men's basketball MVP. There is only one player who did this before the two brothers, that is Michael Jordan. At that time, it was the 1992 Barcelona Olympics, and Jordan was also winning it.

In the regular season, MVP led the Bulls to win the finals, and then led the Mengyi team to sweep Barcelona and topped the highest podium of the Olympics. Now, 16 years have passed, and there are players who have done this, and they are two Chinese. Before the start of this Olympics, many people argued about which team Mengba and Mengyi are better. There are many different opinions and it is difficult to reach an agreement. Now there is no need to compete. Mengba team lost the final and only won the silver medal!" (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, the novel is better, updated and faster!
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