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Chapter 391 Bad Christmas game!

On December 24, the two sides had a compliment before the game. When Kobe said he was disgusting, the day of the game finally came.

On Christmas Day, the little fox and the giant panda were busy during the day. This is the disadvantage of having two girls. It is really a headache to accompany one at this time. Although Twilight Girl and Little Hermione received expensive Christmas gifts from them, they still expressed their dissatisfaction, so the two girls chose to go to watch the game on site and watch the two unscrupulous guys on site.

Of course, not only are they worried, but most of the stars are worried at this moment. Garnett almost crashed in Boston to get rid of the paparazzi who was following him; O'Neal drove his teammate's car to his mistress's house in Phoenix; even the star Kobe, their archenemy in the city, was thinking of a way to secretly have an affair with his mistress without any news. What scumbags don't want to spend the last days like Valentine's Day and Christmas.

Before the game started, TNT's commentator Charles Barkley said: "The Clippers and the Cavaliers game attracted most fans to watch, but this game was actually arranged before the Lakers and Celtics game. I really don't understand the meaning of the league. Even so, I still think that the championship team this season will be decided between the Clippers and the Cavaliers. The Spurs may also have a chance, but the Lakers and Celtics will definitely not win the championship. They didn't win last season, so this season is even more impossible."

Kenny Smith had a different opinion on this, and he retorted: "Maybe the Celtics are indeed the case. Their Big Three are one year older. Although Rondo has made progress, the offensive end has not made much progress. What the Celtics need now is the help on the offensive end. Rondo cannot provide it. This casts a layer of shadow for them to win the championship. But I think the Lakers are playing better and better during this period. If they make efforts in the second half of the season, they may not be able to make it into the top three. No one is optimistic about the two championships that the Houstonians won beforehand, but the energy of the stars in the playoffs will be far beyond people's imagination."

Charles Barkley shouted with a very beating: "That's right, you have to look at their opponents. The Clippers and Spurs in the Western Conference are not ordinary teams. Their stars are no less than the Lakers. They have higher compatibility, so I just think they have no chance. Even if their fans want to beat me, I will still say that."

Kenny Smith said to himself: "You are really about to get beaten up. I have never seen someone who deserves such a beating. Even I want to beat you up!"

On the other side, espn commentators Jeff Van Gundy, Reggie Miller, and Patrick Ewing explained the game.

Ewing was specially invited to serve as a guest today. As soon as the real gorilla came up, he said: "The Cavaliers have no chance to have this game, and there is no chance to have a chance this season. It is indeed possible that they can find gorillas in the zoo in 10 years."

The two hosts laughed secretly when they heard this. Ewing was so angry these days that James dared to openly mock Ewing for being like a gorilla. The end of telling the truth was that Ewing became James Hei. Today he came to criticize the little emperor.

Ewing wanted to hack James, of course it wouldn't be so simple. Seeing that the two hosts didn't say anything, I simply did a little ruthless and continued: "I watched several James playoff games in the Magic last season and found that he had several shortcomings, which would make him destined to be unable to win the championship. First, I couldn't see dominance in the Cavaliers' game. I've experienced two dynasties of Jordan. Jordan's lethality is very strong. Now Kobe gives me the same feeling. They have the ability to score goals continuously at critical moments. But James' lethality is not very strong, and he always shoots a few breaks. I don't agree with this style of play. Perhaps his shooting percentage is high, but the outcome of the game is not just about the hit percentage. Second,

, It is said that he has good defense, but I don't think he has absolute single defense ability. Jordan has terrifying single defense ability, and can basically lock in opponents with similar figures, but James, I'm sorry, I haven't seen his super mad dog-style single defense performance. Third, he still has flaws on the offensive end. Apart from his basket picking skills after breakthrough, he has no other absolute attack methods, especially when dealing with intensive defense, he has no outside offensive firepower. He was swept by the Spurs in the first two seasons, and he did not improve the playoffs last season. So look at it, today he encountered the defense of the twin brothers, and he could not rush around in the inside, and the Cavaliers would definitely lose without outside shooting."

Emperor Mi and Cleveland fans in front of the TV have already greeted Ewing's ancestors for eighteen generations. How could the commentator slander the players like this? What about professional qualities?

Kobe fans and animal honey are so happy. They firmly support the remarks of genuine gorillas. This is how fake gorillas are. Volume/panda, fox is the real mvp!

Van Gundy smiled and said, "The rumors of Big Z being traded have been rumored recently. The latest statement is that the Lakers want to trade Mageti and the little Sharks, but they want JJ ​​Hickson and West, plus the 2009 draft pick."

Reggie Miller analyzed it and said: "The Lakers seem to have tasted the disadvantage of more stars. Recently they have been seeking trades. Bynum and Gasol are getting worse and worse in the inside, but the Lakers suffer too much in this trade. I don't think they will be so stupid. I think the rumors about the Lakers and Hornets are more reliable. New Orleans are selling Tyson Chandler." Miller then analyzed: "The Cavaliers' flaw this season is the height of the backcourt, not the inside, and their inside is already strong enough. West, Mo Williams, and Gibson are all small defenders. When they face star guards like Kobe, they will be very bad! So if there is a trade, the Lakers will change inside, and the Cavaliers will trade backcourt players."

In the home team's locker room, Dunleavy is also making a fuss about the Cavaliers' backcourt height issues.

"They are strong this year, but we are stronger! I want to say that the Clippers are the defending champions, we are the leaders of the league, and this is our home court again. The whole United States and even the whole world are focusing on you at this moment. We have no reason to lose this game. Remember, you must be confident to meet the enemy tonight, but don't underestimate the enemy for me. As long as we don't have any problems, they are definitely not our opponents in Staples. We are bound to win this game."

The Clippers players shouted: "We are the strongest!" "Let them taste our power!" "The Clippers will win!" "The gorillas eat bananas!"

Old Dunleavy was very satisfied with the players' reaction and waved his hand: "Now, go out and kill them! Then go home for a happy Christmas Eve."

The Clippers finished their appearance ceremony. The little fox came to the technical stand as usual and prepared to have a super somersault to cheer up Christmas. Unexpectedly, not far from the technical stand, Emma Watson was on the list and blinked at him.

"To die, to die..."

When Ji Guomomoto encountered this situation, he was not in a mood to perform somersaults. In the end, he only barely turned over two of them, and almost stood firm and went straight to the street!

"Hi, buddy. Stand firmly."

After LeBron James appeared, he also went straight to the technical stage, but the gorilla was not for the performance of backflips. They came to sprinkle the fox and helped him.

Ji Guomeng was very embarrassed and looked at Little Hermione again. The latter was dressed beautifully today, and the more he looked, the better he looked Taylor Swift.

"No, cheating is already a scumbag, it's too much to fall in love with someone else. I'm not as cruel as the giant panda, and I'll break up if I say I break up with Twilight."

Ji Guoqiu was also embarrassed on the side. Christine also gave him a charming look, making Emma Roberts, who had been staring at Christine not far away, furious!

"Bitch, I knew they must have a scoundrel!"

Emma Roberts felt that it was necessary to find a private detective to follow the dead panda? If you want to say that these two adulterers have nothing to do, you won’t believe her if you beat her to death!

"So nervous... so stressful..." The two brothers looked at their lovers and couldn't help but wipe the sweat from their foreheads. Such a Christmas battle was so bad.

Even worse, it hasn't come yet. Today is Christmas Eve. The game between the two teams is the first Christmas game. The schedule is 18:30 pm. There are still half an hour left. The Clippers specially prepared fan interaction before the game, which is the kind of game that Clippers fans won 1,000 yuan back then, but Sterling refused to give it to him.

In the fan shooting competition, Clippers fans drew 8 live spectators in one breath this time. Each live spectator won the game, that is, he could win a prize of 10,000 US dollars if he made a three-pointer.

The lucky audience draws the selection based on the seat numbers at the scene. This method is not to be considered. Of course, it is cheating. So Christine and Emma Watson, two beauties who have been rumored to have sex with their twin brothers all day long, were naturally selected.

"Sterling, I'm planning a master!"

When the two saw Christine and Emma Watson being selected, they couldn't help but thumping, and at the same time they cursed. The old bastard Sterling actually used them to copy the news, which was damn!

"What should I do? The little singer will definitely get in a bad mood when he returns!" When Ji Guomeng saw Emma Watson, he first glanced at him, then stood up and walked towards him. At this time, Ji Guomeng didn't dare to look at Taylor Swift's direction at all, and he must have gone wild there.

"I would like to ask you what to do. After the shredded carrots returned, they would use scissors to threaten me again. I should throw away that thing earlier. Scissors are a big threat to me!" Ji Guochou glanced at Emma Roberts, who had no expression on his face, but he must be holding the scissors in his heart to aim at his little brother.

The two brothers and the Clippers players were both at the bottom line at this time, with Kristen and Emma Watson standing on the three-point line from left to right, taking the basketball and preparing to shoot.

At this time, no one expected that when Twilight women shot, they threw the basketball directly at Ji Guochou.

"Damn it, this is definitely not a mistake. Who would have cheated so outrageously with his shot?"

Ji Guochou cursed in his heart that Christine was trying to kill him, and it was definitely a revenge. Isn’t it just that he didn’t have abcd with him during the day? Is it necessary to be so cruel?

Seeing this, the teammates around Giant Panda quickly fled. They all knew the scandal between their core and the Hollywood actress, so they tactfully hid far away to avoid harming the fish.

Ji Guomo was the fastest move. He and his teammates quickly flashed to the side, but on the way he found that Emma Watson's basketball was even more powerful and also smashed him, and the ball was faster, and the target was his face.

"Don't hit someone in the face!" Ji Guomo was frightened when he saw the basketball flying over.

The Clippers players fully demonstrated the reaction speed and body movements of their professional athletes. Crawford and Dragic were clearly running away with Ji Guomeng, but at this moment, they braked and changed direction again. They flew out again like the protagonist in the Hollywood blockbuster avoiding the explosion, leaving the fox brother out.

"Damn, your reaction is also teasing me. Is it so exaggerated?" Ji Guomori saw Crawford and Dragic flying out in an exaggerated manner. The basketball was not the same as not the same as not the same as not the same as the one. Thinking about Taylor Swift's reaction after returning home, he was stunned at the time!

"Bang!"

On the other hand, Ji Guoqiu finally received the basketball thrown by Christine with his hands, but Ji Guomo was directly slapped on the face by Emma Watson.
Chapter completed!
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