Chapter 85: The Seventy-two Concubines of the Three Palaces and Six Courts
Sure enough, when Luo Yun heard about the family background of the three, her eyes lit up.
But she covered up very well. She just glanced at her quickly, lowered her head, grabbed the corner of her clothes and sang it silently, without expressing her opinion.
Li Kuiyong smiled and said:
"Luo Yun, these three brothers are actually good. If you want to like one, just secretly tell Xiaobai, asking her to bring a message and pick it up. Of course, don't neglect the other two. We can buy one and get two free for the event..."
Hearing this, Zhou Xiaobai burst out with a "pop" laugh:
"Li Kuiyong, you're too hurt. Can you think of it if you buy one and get two free?"
Li Kuiyong said indifferently:
"What's the point? Men and women are equal. Besides, why can men have a wife and two concubines? Women can't have a husband and two lovers?"
Zhou Xiaobai snorted coldly, and two flying knives with cold light seemed to fly out of his big eyes:
"Yohe, Li Kuiyong, are you still thinking about having one wife and two concubines?"
Li Kuiyong smiled and said:
"That's not, a man is a real man, who is awakened to the world and lies in the knees of a beautiful woman. He has fewer wives and two concubines, so he has to have three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines, right?"
Zhou Xiaobai was so angry that he couldn't speak, and he squinted his eyes and began to grind his teeth.
Yuan Jun took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire:
"Xiaobai, smoke this grandson!"
Zheng Tong finally found the opportunity to turn over and take revenge, and said righteously:
"Yes, Li Kuiyong's grandson is just owed to smoke. His typical dog cannot spit out ivory. What are the one wife and two concubines, the three palaces and six courtyards, and what are the seventy-two concubines who treat us gentle and kind women as?"
Zhong Yuemin slapped the table and stood up:
"Pull it out, kill it, at least ten minutes!"
Li Kuiyong smiled and said:
"You fencemen, I'll protect you the media. I'm just making fun of you, and it's just like a real mess. This kind of thing is possible in ancient times. Now, let alone our country, it won't work around the world..."
Zhong Yuemin was still digging a hole for him and encouraged him:
"Hey, it's not right. I heard that Arabs can marry four wives, or you can immigrate to the Middle East and marry four women with veils?"
Li Kuiyong seemed to be unaware and said:
"That's so troublesome, I have to be baptized and religious. The best way is to buy a deserted island overseas and become a king. Then I will issue a decree that the king can marry countless wives..."
As soon as these words came out, several men were immediately overjoyed.
Zhong Yuemin smiled so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and said in a irritable way:
"Damn, have you figured out the process of trampling?"
Zhou Xiaobai was so angry that he threw the gloves over. Li Kuiyong snatched them casually, put them in front of him and sniffed them, stuffed them into his arms with satisfaction, and said:
"Don't make a fuss, I will be the queen at that time. You will wear a dragon and phoenix pearl crown and a silk-engraved golden phoenix robe. You stand in front of the high hall, wave your jade in your hand, and be domineering to the crowd of belles and swallows at the steps. This palace is here, and you will be concubines after all!"
Zhou Xiaobai laughed angry, and the little tiger's teeth shone brightly:
"Oh, I can still be the queen, do you have to thank Lord Long?"
Li Kuiyong waved his hand and said:
"No, no, I'll just flip your brand more at that time..."
Zhou Xiaobai could no longer help it, and rushed over and pinched and hammered it. Li Kuiyong did not resist, but just shouted and kept begging for forgiveness.
Everyone laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth.
After a while, Zhou Xiaobai's anger disappeared for no reason.
Li Kuiyong pulled over another chair, and she sat beside her with a red face, and asked him to catch his hands, with her fingers intertwined.
The dog food was thrown out, and even the single dogs couldn't laugh.
Zhong Yuemin said seriously:
"Brothers, let's talk about some serious business. I heard that the Central Ballet's "Red Detachment of Women" is about to be performed. It will be in Tianqiao Theater and tickets will start selling on Saturday!"
Everyone was inspired when they heard this. This era was already lacking in entertainment, especially in the past two years. Not to mention ballet, I haven’t even performed many movies. I turned it over and adjusted it to those special films, and everyone almost memorized the lines.
Zheng Tong heard this and said anxiously:
"This opportunity cannot be missed. Let's queue up on Friday night. We have to wait until Saturday morning to buy tickets. The cucumber and vegetables are cold."
Yuan Jun was ready to beat his hands:
"Yuemin, this time I'm having a fun time. I guess the day the tickets sold in Tianqiao Theater will be sold, and we have to go more people and bring guys with us..."
Zhou Xiaobai said unhappily:
"Why are you all like this? Can't you queue up to buy tickets? You have to fight and kill. No wonder others say you are hooligans!"
Zheng Tong was still hoping to leave a good impression on Luo Yun, and he immediately said aggrievedly:
"Xiaobai, from what you mean, it seems that I have brought us all with you? I, Zheng Tong, never participated in fighting. They are all the grandsons of Zhong Yuemin and Yuan Jun..."
Zhou Xiaobai smiled and intercepted him:
"Stop pretending, as he speaks, all the swear words come out. Can I still wrongly accuse others?"
Zheng Tong said anxiously:
"Oh, this is also called swearing? We are already very civilized here today, especially Zhong Yuemin, who is not like this usually."
Zhong Yuemin is very picky about women's appearance, so this is up to his father.
His mother Yao Ping was very beautiful. She was once a beautiful woman, and she was extremely charming.
If I hadn't died young, I wouldn't have been at a disadvantage now with Zhou Xiaobai.
I used to chat with Luo Yun on the street, mainly because of Yuan Jun and Zheng Tong's instigation. I was vain and could not get by without slapping them. Now, after carefully comparing with Zhou Xiaobai at home, I felt boring and boring.
But no matter how uninterested it is, you still want face. I slapped Zheng Tong in the head:
"Are you looking for a slap?"
Li Kuiyong smiled and said:
"Okay, your virtues will naturally be exposed in the future. Now the choice is in the hands of Comrade Luo Yun, let her think about it first and we will discuss the matter of selling tickets first."
Pointing to Yuan Jun:
"Yuan Jun also said that the stubborn leaders in the city will come on the day of buying tickets. Then a melee will inevitably be avoided, and the team will be in vain. You run to guard at night, is it interesting to be hungry and frozen all night?"
Zheng Tong suddenly became depressed and said in frustration:
"What should I do? Brother, wait for this food..."
Li Kuiyong said:
"This is not simple. Let's go on Saturday morning and watch the tiger fight. When they are almost done fighting, then a snipe and clam fight will compete with the fisherman to benefit and grab the tickets of those bastards!"
The three of them suddenly had their eyes lit up and they cheered in unison.
Zhou Xiao elbowed him a little and said dissatisfiedly:
"Li Kuiyong, are you a robber? Do you have to rob it?"
Li Kuiyong smiled and said:
"This is different. If you grab the tickets of those who are in line, you should be beaten. We should rob those bastards in turn. This is called eliminating traitors and helping the weak. It is of the same nature as the heroes of Liangshan, which is very honored!"
Zhou Xiaobai said angrily:
"You have many fallacies, but you can't tell me, hum!"
Chapter completed!