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042 [Long Aotian grows up early]

Meetings are a very unwise choice.

Adhering to the principle of having too many people and having a big strength, I gathered everyone together for a small meeting, even Ah Mao, who only farted all day long, never let go. After the donkey was summoned, it seemed to have played about two or more. One: It was like a shackle of fate, it had a not-so-beautiful encounter with Alibaba. The poor African is still tied up, and I wonder if his limbs will be sore and defunct. Two: Last night, this stupid donkey killed a dead gay man by chance, and his combat power was strong. Because the famous forty gay man was killed by it in seconds.

But the facts prove that the three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang's words, it's just a nonsense. If anything in the world is so simple, do you still need a genius with an IQ of 249? Isn't it a solution to find three fools - to force you to play with the Landlord together?

Many sisters only knew to cause trouble for me. After only a few seconds, they called to go to the mahjong table and fought each other.

I:"#%&……!"

Why do you feel like God is going to die?

"Brother Xiaolin, my little brother Xiaoqi will protect you!" Only a naughty child who threatened to protect me for the rest of his life was shaking Xiao Ding Ding wildly.

I took out the pacifier from his mouth, glanced at him with a burning gaze, and asked, "Brother Xiaoqi, what are you using to cover me?"

Brother Xiaoqi raised his head, and his posture looked like seven kids stroking each other. He learned the ability to look up at the sky at the forty-five degrees and said, "Depending on my strong iron fist..."

Zheng your sister, you are paralyzed! The naughty child of the Japanese dog!

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"Brother Kobayashi, you are so handsome." The cave was opened and the night wind blew by. I just felt so cold.

Brother Xiaoqi, the naughty child, followed me like a barbarian, but did not leave.

"Brother Kobayashi, I'm protecting you!" When the naughty child saw me looking back at him, he began to speak loudly endlessly.

I looked at his little fist, your sister, a pacifier in her left hand and a bottle in her right hand, and she will cover me for the rest of my life? You can do a full set of acting, at least you can free up one hand!

"Xiaoqi, where did you come from this goat milk?" I suddenly realized something was wrong.

It’s strange. This day’s naughty child has to drink goat milk since he woke up in the morning. After drinking so many days, why is the goat milk in the bottle still full? This shouldn’t be. Could this bottle be a magic weapon in Xianxia novels? It seems that there is only a little capacity, but it can actually be filled with mountains and rivers?

"Take it!" Xiaoqi Brother replied.

I:"......."

Paralysis, nonsense! I don’t have sheep here, isn’t it a problem that I’m squeezed out of my chest?

"What I'm talking about is...why haven't you finished drinking it yet?" I feel so tired.

"Because I can't finish drinking, there are still a lot more!"

Paralysis, it was another natural tone, and then I didn’t say a single word of the point!

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It was not until Xiaoqi took out a rag bag and the mystery of goat milk that finally came out.

I also have a rag bag that looks exactly the same...even the corner where the broken looks so familiar.

The dick who was unconscious was put in such a rag bag. Fortunately, he did not leak out of the rift...

This strange witchcraft product can naturally come from the hands of the dwarf boss. This guy recalls the glorious years of the past while he is idle. Gone are the days when he followed 3,000 horsemen behind him. He doesn't seem to care much about anything, and the same is true for his disciples. So he is a perverted masochist like Xiao Hei. None of the witchcraft treasures from his hands are normal, and the same is true for rag bags. The flying hen I still carry with me to this day...

And in this rag bag, a large can of goat milk was sealed. I could already imagine a shameful scene: an ewe was humiliated and madly milked. It was enough to squeeze a little a day, but it ended up squeezed out several days a day...

A large jar of goat milk has been preserved. It is not uncommon for the boss to use such witchcraft. Fortunately, Xiaoqin is not only drinking goat milk now, otherwise the ewe would probably have to continue doing shy things. What shocked me the most was that... there were a lot of messy things in the bag!

"Xiao Qi, what is this?" I asked with a sheepskin scroll.

"Oh, nothing, it's just something that the boss tinkered with when he was young. It seemed like a space teleportation scroll, which was randomly transmitted to somewhere and could be activated by pinching and bursting." Brother Xiaoqi replied casually, sucking his fingers, as if he thought the salty tasted good, and took a hard breath.

My God! Baby! Isn’t it just a matter of random teleportation? Maybe it’s teleported to the depths of the sea, and if it doesn’t drown, it’s crushed to death by water!

"What about this?" With excitement, I took out an extremely weird thing from the mess.

This is a small black box of cubes.

"Oh, this is Xiao Hei's filial piety to me. I heard that there is a witchcraft inside. With just a light hit, 999 wooden thorns can fly out. It is a good toy." Look at this little hooligan, he can actually use the word filial piety, the future godfather figure...

But, isn't this a witchcraft version of the rainy rain pear blossom needle?

My hands were trembling and I took them from a pile of things.

"This is a flame stick. If you swing it hard, it will catch fire. I usually use it to light it."

Paralysis! Who said that this fire stick cannot be used to hit people? If it wasn't for the pain, come and find me!

"This is a water-avoiding bead, and it is also made of witchcraft. You can breathe freely in the water."

Haha, there are all things in Journey to the West! Next time you can go to the game with Lola and hold your breath, and whoever loses will take off his clothes!

"This is amazing! Last time I scared a big tiger to death with this, this thing can create illusions."

After exploring it, I couldn't help but feel a little hungry. Hey, why are there three big red apples? I just picked it up and prepared to eat it. I stopped my hand. I always felt that something was wrong...

My neck turned slightly stiffly, and I asked mechanically: "This..."

"Yeah! Poisonous apple! Do you want to eat it? I'll give you one!" Brother Qi was so angry that he waved his hand.

It seems that after the boss saw the power of the poisonous apple, he also made three of them.

Paralysis, poisonous apple! Poisonous apple again!

Looking at Brother Qi wearing open-crotch pants, I suddenly felt that he was shining with golden light. How many treasures did this little hooligan bring?

It’s like the first time Long Aotian is growing up next door! (To be continued, please search Piaotian’s literature, the novel is better, updated and faster!
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