007 [Seven Dwarfs]
This is a small wooden house. From the dwarf's body and technology, it is probably too difficult to build a stone brick house. I looked around and said that there is still a layout of the room, at least it has a living room and a bedroom, but the bathroom is a little smaller. I guess if I walk in, I will get stuck...
The three dwarfs in front of them also looked up at me with curiosity. They looked at me, then at the old dwarf's dick, waiting for him to introduce them.
"Boss, Xiaoliu, Xiaoqi, this is Fang Lin, a brother who shares weal and woe with me!" The second brother laughed heroically and simply, as if he wanted to pat my shoulder, but it was obviously difficult to reach it, so he patted his chest.
Strictly speaking, it is indeed a sharing of weal and woe. At least both of us have each other’s biggest secret... We joined forces to almost kill the “No. 1 best in the fairy tale world – the handsome man – the slut”.
The three dwarves greeted me one by one.
The first dwarf was very old, really old. His white beard was a bit like Master Gandof in "Lord of the Rings". He was the magical old guy who was said to be a powerful magician, but he usually got close to his body and fight every time he fought. Not to mention, he also wore a tall hat, which was a bit of a triangular hat of a mage in children's words. It turns out that it was ginger or old. If you wear a hat, wouldn't it look tall?
Next to this super old dwarf, there is a young dwarf. To be precise, it is a bit impossible to see the dwarf's appearance, because he looks very tender, probably not in the fifth and sixth grades, at most, it is the first and second grades of junior high school. But his expression looks very cool, his chin slightly raised, and his slightly sharp eyes give me the feeling of Nicholas Tse when he was young...
If the first one is to the extreme, then the third one is to the extreme.
"How old are you?" I really want to poke the little guy in front of me. I can guarantee that he is about the same age as the little girl in my family!
"Don't point at me! My big-name Qizi, my nickname is Xiaoqi Ge, and my nickname is Xiaoqi Ge. I have this area of land covered by me. If you encounter danger in the future, you can report my name! Just say that you are my Xiaoqi Ge's person! The brothers in the east forest will give me some face."
I:"......."
The young and dandy boy at four or five years old?
And wait, I scraped my stomach for a while. Actually, I have never known what the relationship between the seven dwarves is? Brothers? Or four generations live together? The eldest is so old and Xiao Qi is so young, can't it be the grandfather and the grandson?
But... the second brother told me that it was seven brothers.
I really want to ask how your parents gave birth to them, but I didn't ask. Because I think the difficulty coefficient of this question is very high, they will definitely not be able to answer it. Since that's the case, it's better not to talk about it. Anyway, in the fairy tale world, four or five-year-old naughty children have become young and dandy, and age seems to be really not a problem.
"Since you are the second brother's friend, then you are our friend. Brother Fang Lin, let's sit down." The dwarf boss pointed to a small chair and said.
I looked at the same thing as the chairs used by children in kindergarten... It was really hard to get rid of. I always felt that even if I didn't collapse, I would have to make it disabled.
"Hey, there is really no place for you to sit on. Otherwise, you can take this table and sit on it." The second brother quickly helped me clear the siege. It turned out that he was a good partner who killed and set fire together, and he was so understanding.
I sat on the dwarf's table and my stomach became more and more hungry.
I have been in this world for more than half a day, and I haven't drunk a sip of water or a sip of rice. I'm really hungry. I'm here to visit the Dwarf's house, and my main purpose is to have a delicious dinner, but it's obvious that the Dwarfs seem to be... very stingy.
Because of my existence, the atmosphere in the room was a bit strange. The boss seemed to be a person who was not good at speaking. He wanted to adjust the atmosphere several times. After all, he was a nominal family head, but he didn't know what to say. The second brother is a typical creature with developed limbs. The muscles on his arms are scary. Maybe he had many small ideas in his belly, but he was honest on the surface, and he had a bit of Wang Baoqiang's taste, so he didn't speak.
Don’t worry about Xiao Liu. It looks cool, but it turns out to be a bottle of oil and can’t even give up a single fart.
Only Xiaoqi, he really... fartted.
Day, these are the legendary seven dwarves!?
It was awkward, so damn embarrassing. In the end, Xiaoqi was more accustomed. He looked at me for ten minutes, and seemed to like me the more I looked at me. He ran over happily and wanted to pinch my arm. I looked at his butt. The naughty child was actually wearing a pair of open-crotch pants, and the little Dingding was exposed.
"Well, you are very tall and look quite strong. Not bad. You will be my red stick in the future. Come on, after you dry this bowl of goat milk, you will be your own person in the future!" Xiao Qi sat on the chair, took out a big milk bottle from behind, and poured two cups of milk into two extremely small cups.
Not to mention, this young and dandy knows a lot, and even knows the title of "Red Stick". In the past, this was the meaning of a thug. But, didn't they all dry this bowl of liquor or Rexiang... What the hell is it that dry sheep milk?
I am very hungry, really hungry, so although it is a small bowl of milk, I also drink it with relish. Everyone knows that if you are too hungry, you will not be hungry, but once you eat a little, you will look even hungry because you still want to eat more. I am in this state now.
Just when I wanted to communicate with my current "Boss" Xiao Qi brother, the door was pushed open, and the remaining three dwarves were all back. I looked at it and it turned out that each had its own characteristics.
The middle-aged man in the lead looked about the same age as his second child, and two young and middle-aged people followed him. They were holding a basket in their hands, which contained some mushrooms, wild vegetables and other things.
The three dwarves were happily entering the door, but when they saw me, an uninvited guest, their eyes kept looking at me, of course, they all looked up. Not to mention, a bunch of dwarves looked up at me, it was so sour.
"He is Fang Lin, my brother who shares hardships!" The second brother is indeed loyal!
Brother Xiaoqi curled his lips and said, "Don't steal people, he is my red stick now." I really don't know why this naughty child didn't even blush when he said the word "I".
"Let me introduce it. This is the third child and is usually responsible for managing the vegetable garden." The second child pointed to the middle-aged dwarf and said. I looked at his vegetable basket, and my eyes were almost shining.
"Well, this is Xiaosi. He is the shortest among our seven brothers. What's strange is that he has yellow hair." The second child pointed to the shortest dwarf and said.
Yes, the second child is 1.4 meters, and this dwarf is only 1.2 meters...
"Guo Xiaosi, I just said you are only one meter two! You don't have to bend down when you get into the car!" I almost blurted out.
Xiao Si loves cleanliness and is very stinky. His clothes are much more gorgeous than other dwarves, and some animal skins are sewn. He raised his head and looked at me, as if he was curious about why there are people in the world so tall.
"Xiao Si, I'm very happy to know you." I stared into his eyes, my tone was so sincere.
I even want to lift up his clothes and see if it is really like he brags himself, with six pack abs...
If I congratulate him on his "Old Times 4" for its release, would he let me drink an extra glass of goat milk?
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Chapter completed!