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Chapter 71: Once bitten by a snake, you hear the singing of birds everywhere

 The Ming Dynasty followed the Qin and Han dynasties and set up a long pavilion every ten miles and a short pavilion every five miles, where are the pedestrians? Relatives and friends often say goodbye here when they travel far away.

There is only a long pavilion of ten miles, so people who are rushing to the county town for a few miles nearby to try the boys in the county say goodbye here. The more people gather, more and more students are wearing green clothes, long robes and bags. Uncle Zhu Shouren is good at dancing and gets along with many students. Zhu Ping'an doesn't know anyone, and even the other four mentors do not know him. Of course, this is also related to Zhu Ping'an's age. The youngest students are all in their twenties. You are a thirteen-year-old kid, and there are at least three generation gaps. Who will know you?

I will send you a thousand miles away, and my neighbors and family members will leave one after another. Only a dozen students in a radius of several miles remain, as well as a few scholars who are rich in students.

"Brother Wang has been admired for a long time, so this time, Brother Wang must be on the list of gold."

"Brother Zhao is lucky to meet, I wish Brother Zhao a good title in advance."

"Brother Zhu, long time no see you. After passing the exam, I must have a drink and have fun with me."

More than a dozen students were praising each other, and when they heard each other say something like they were in high school, they were excited as if they had drunk a few taels of wine.

Only Zhu Ping'an was carrying his luggage and was isolated outside, with his lips curled up and looked at them complimenting each other.

"Hey, who is this little brother?" Someone finally discovered Zhu Ping'an while praising each other. Why is a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy standing here? Could it be that the book boy brought by someone, but he didn't look like his clothes, and he couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Oh, this is my little nephew. The five old scholar Sun Xucai in Shanghe Village are missing one person. He will make up for the number and have a long experience." Uncle Zhu Shouren said lightly.

"Oh, hehe, long experience is extreme, extreme."

When the students heard this, they laughed and didn't pay much attention to Zhu Ping'an. After all, they were just a little kid who made up the numbers, and they were not a talented prodigy. If they were a child prodigy, they were all people in a radius of miles, so why didn't they hear about it? So, they must be just a little kid who made up the numbers, so why should they pay attention to it?

More than ten students went to the county town together, and they could be a companion on the way. A group of people talked and laughed at the Ten Mile Pavilion, and the sirloin said, "Well, it was very lively." Before leaving, someone suggested that it would be better to leave a poem in the Ten Mile Pavilion before leaving, and it would be a good story to go when you go high school.

The crowd was angry, and they were ready to rub their hands and splashed ink.

The poems he wrote were very ordinary. Anyway, Zhu Ping'an didn't see anyone outstanding, but whenever someone finished writing, someone would pretend to comment, which caused a lot of praise.

It was so boring, Zhu Ping'an stood aside and watched coldly.

Uncle Zhu Shouren also splashed ink with his sleeve in one hand. His level was no higher than these people. He was very stunning. After writing, someone commented, and there were many applauses around him.

It is probably because of the same stinky smell. Everyone is at this level, and everyone can appreciate this level, so they are full of praise.

Everyone left behind Mobao. Listening to the compliments around, they couldn't help but feel proud and felt that I would definitely win the exam today. I was very satisfied.

After a while, someone noticed Zhu Ping'an and teased in a joke, "Isn't there a child prodigy here? Don't hide it aside, and show us your skills."

Then everyone found that Zhu Ping'an was standing in a remote place. Seeing that Zhu Ping'an was standing so remote, everyone thought that Zhu Ping'an could not write a poem without any worries, so they hid aside with a embarrassed look. They smiled and asked Zhu Ping'an to write a poem.

People have such bad tastes: If you are unhappy, let me be happy by saying what you are unhappy.

Everyone recognized Zhu Ping'an, with no ink on his chest and mixed with pearls to make up for the numbers, but the more this happens, the more everyone wants to see how Zhu Ping'an looks ugly.

Therefore, everyone was very enthusiastic, and some even grabbed Zhu Ping'an and mentioned the table with pen, ink, paper and ink.

There were a circle of students who were injected with chicken blood around.

"I, I can't write poetry."

Everyone was so excited that Zhu Ping'an wanted to cooperate, and his naive face was filled with a slutty smile.

Everyone was even more excited when they heard Zhu Ping'an say that he could not write poetry. It was so great that they could not write poetry. One quick song made us happy.

"My friend, don't be humble, write it quickly."

The crowd was infuriated and the affection was hard to resist, so Zhu Ping'an had to put a bitter face and grab the brush with one hand.

How do you hold a brush? Why do you hold it too high like you hold a chopstick? The people watching whisper and then whisper and laugh.

Zhu Ping'an felt even more embarrassed amid the ridicule, and rushed to correct his posture of holding the brush.

As everyone whispered laughter, Zhu Ping'an wrote the first sentence.

"Once a snake bites"

Seeing this, everyone stopped laughing slightly. What is this? Isn’t it the saying that people often say that they are bitten by snakes all the time? They are used as poems. Let’s see what his next sentence is.

Before everyone was allowed to wait too long, Zhu Ping'an said another sentence.

"Speaking birds everywhere"

As soon as this sentence was expressed, many people couldn't help laughing. They were playing the piano randomly. This child had never been to school, so he could have used everything he knew to deal with.

Amid everyone's laughter, Zhu Ping'an continued to write.

"Outside the long pavilion and by the ancient road, a line of egrets climbed into the blue sky."

After finishing his writing, Zhu Ping'an looked at his masterpiece and looked like he was waiting for everyone to comment and praise. He seemed to be very satisfied with his own random poems.

Once you are bitten by a snake, you hear birds crying everywhere.

Outside the long pavilion and beside the ancient road, a row of egrets in the sky.

The onlookers looked at the poems that Zhu Ping'an and Hu Ping gathered together, and then looked at Zhu Ping'an's silly look waiting for everyone to praise, and they could no longer help it.

You are here to make fun of it!

The whole poem sounds rhyme, but the first sentence is a five-character ancient poem, while the second sentence becomes a lyric card. Moreover, except for the Changting, the whole poem, such as the ancient roadside, is pieced together from other poets. Once you are bitten by a snake, it is a common saying. The sentence of birds singing everywhere is from Meng Haoran's "Spring Dawn" by the Tang Dynasty, and the line of egrets on the blue sky is from Du Fu's "Quatrical Quaternity".

"It's really a disgraceful person..."

"It's not reasonable to say the words, but the poems are totally nonsense..."

"It's really ignorant..."

Everyone was almost laughing and their stomachs were broken. Whose stupid child is this? It's a boy who can try this level, which makes us feel that it's too bad. Even if we make up numbers, it's a mess. Old scholar Sun is also confused, so he sent this guy to make up numbers. Uncle Zhu Shouren was silently far away from Zhu Ping'an, for fear that everyone would think of his relationship with Zhu Ping'an.

What made everyone funny is that the silly boy was still smiling at everyone and laughing.

People are stupid and don't know

At this moment, everyone's idea was to go with Zhu Ping'an.

(The new book has been recommended for the first time. I hope all book friends will support you. I will collect more and recommend more, so there is a reason to continue to recommend it.)
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